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| They literally set fire to the ring by accident |
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2 | 2.22% |
| They literally set fire to the ring on purpose |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Rehire Jeff Jarrett |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung |
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7 | 7.78% |
| Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan |
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13 | 14.44% |
| Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) |
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4 | 4.44% |
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Jerusalem posted:We should give this young upstart company a chance, they're barely a month old! They're in a rebuilding phase (that commenced in 2015)!
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lmao what? Didn't they boot his stupid rear end for wrestling in his dumb suit?
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Aug 9, 2017 01:46
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Looking forward to the next generation of "wrestler looks visibly upset to receive this award" photoshops https://www.impactasylum.net/single-post/2017/08/13/Pioneer-Award-Returning-to-Impact-Asylum
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Aug 14, 2017 04:55
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No they'll put it on another drama-free safe bet like Low-Ki
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Aug 14, 2017 16:49
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corn in the bible posted:They don't have filming rights to the park iirc They must have or be able to get permits for certain locations. James Storm murdered Mickie James (RIP) in some Harry Potter train station there.
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Aug 15, 2017 01:09
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:How is tyrus a crossover star He's been in movies, TV (including GLOW) , and had that deal on Fox News.
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Aug 17, 2017 02:42
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Are they dropping the Knockouts branding and just calling them women now?
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Aug 17, 2017 23:08
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Even when GFW is involved, it's always the safest option to assume that Sexy Star/AAA was being a scumbag in any and every situation.
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Sep 6, 2017 12:42
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Benne posted:I'm pretty sure even TNA's piddly 200K is one of Pop's highest-rated shows, if not its highest. They're probably happy to keep it around for next to nothing with the sweetheart deal they got. It is definitely not the highest rated show. Reruns of the Young and the Restless routinely pull ratings in the 6-700K range or higher, and have even had positive effects on Impacts rating when used as a lead in (similar to COPS reruns back in the day).
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Sep 7, 2017 01:24
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Someone download all the vids and put it on Google Drive so Dave can promote it. Probably a better interface than this janky nonsense too.
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Sep 13, 2017 13:54
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rovert posted:*Sheepishly asks if anyone has watched IMPACT in recent weeks? What an exceedingly boring show these days* From what I can tell, Big Dave is the only person outside of Asylum that watches and unironically enjoys Impact anymore.
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Sep 15, 2017 14:22
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rovert posted:IMPACT's social media is strongly hinting Bound For Glory 2017 will from London, England. Two months to sell that will definitely not backfire.
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Sep 15, 2017 15:37
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Taintrunner posted:Jeremy Borash's Broken Universe as directed by Tommy Wiseau There were more paying customers (about 1500) at the screening of Disaster Artist I attended on Monday than TNA drew all of the last two years combined. Hi doggie
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Sep 16, 2017 04:42
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MassRafTer posted:Is All Wheels Wrestling on the Tits n rear end Network? I don't think either that or Ring Ka King are on there. Worthless.
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Sep 18, 2017 17:14
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EC3 is legitimately great. I love that roidman
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Sep 19, 2017 02:56
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Randaconda posted:What was the last can't miss propect(s) that actually panned out? Orton, Brock, Cena and Batista? In TNA? You can hardly say anyone panned out given the state of the company, but if I had to pick someone it'd probably be Lashley. Big Traps is real good now.
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Sep 26, 2017 00:34
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MassRafTer posted:Fun thing to watch is Ottawa averages about a foot of snow in November so an early storm could make BFG extra interesting this year. It could be unseasonably warm and TNA would find a way to forget to set up bathrooms or order chairs. That building presents challenges that there is approximately 0% chance of TNA overcoming. It is literally crazy that they are having this thing in Ottawa instead of Toronto, given that they ended up renting this barn. While most proper venues in Toronto would be booked on this short notice, there is no shortage of empty warehouse-style spaces in a city where they might actually draw some people, that would require as much or less setup than this Ottawa venue.
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MassRafTer posted:A number of the smaller venues in Toronto are skating rinks and you can't book em in hockey season. That's why ROH would run one or two shows per year outside of Toronto. I can name about ten venues off the top of my head that are just warehouse/event spaces that would be, at least, wired for sound, like the non-arena ones that SMASH uses (they use a couple of live music venues, go-kart tracks, etc). They might cost a little (only a little - they're paying 7-8K for the Ottawa one) more but would definitely draw more. This thing in Ottawa isn't a sports venue of any sort, it's like an airplane hangar. They have flea markets and the very occasional small concert there. TNA is going to have to build dressing rooms, set up bleachers, probably add porta-potties, build a lighting rig since you can't hang anything from the roof, and who knows what else, and it's going to be a hilarious mess when they forget any one of those things, or more.
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Sep 26, 2017 05:21
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MassRafTer posted:They don't need bleachers, they are expecting 500 people. All they need is floor seating. 
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Sep 27, 2017 19:07
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Mel Mudkiper posted:At least section B will likely be able to see something interesting Do those seats come with a shuttle bus to a better wrestling show?
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Sep 27, 2017 21:10
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Grem posted:My friend from the Marines is apparently booked for TNA Bound for Glory on November 4th. Wait till you guys see his tattoo... Ask him if they're paying in poutine
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Oct 4, 2017 02:09
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Grem posted:I can't help it, I have to spoil it. Does the script say "Sloppy Freddy"
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Oct 4, 2017 22:44
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RZApublican posted:Lashley and I'm not totally up to date on Impact because I have more important things to do, like filling my hands with poo poo and applauding, but I think Sonjay Dutt lost the X- Division forever ago.
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Oct 4, 2017 23:06
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Sotar posted:wait wait they have a Wrestler named Mayweather? Are they trying to trick people into thinking Floyd Mayweather works for them? Its Crimson
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Oct 4, 2017 23:25
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Apparently it was 200-250K guaranteed by Panda, not TNA, so he was getting paid no matter what happened to the company. I think his wife wanted to have a kid, so he went with the easy schedule and guaranteed pay instead of 100+ days a year for NXT.
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Oct 5, 2017 12:56
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If you're the idiot luchador who puts yourself in the hands of Vince Russo and Kyle and Heil The Nazi Twins you deserve the multiple concussions and career-ending humiliation you get.
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Oct 6, 2017 02:25
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sportsgenius86 posted:The best Jeff Hardy TNA bump is when he debuted as Willow and dove off the cage and all four guys failed to catch him. Easily my favourite. The little yelp he does before he jumps is the best.
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Oct 8, 2017 14:05
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Now you can watch the debut of Willow from your phone or whatever on the Global Force Network! http://globalwrestlingnetwork.com/videohub/IMPACT%20WRESTLING/90007492V/
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Oct 10, 2017 14:10
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Pretty banner
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Oct 10, 2017 14:48
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Chris James 2 posted:$8/month You can get a 30-day free trial if you're willing to roll the dice on giving TNA your credit card info. e: watch extremely current and prolific TNA superstar CM Punk on the GFW Network! 
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Oct 10, 2017 15:13
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DJExile posted:gently caress yeah they got Victory Road 09 on there SMASH is a pretty cool local Toronto promotion that I go to sometimes. They book a lot of TNA guys and other indy folks. They also have their own streaming service so I don't know why their stuff is on the TNA network. flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Oct 10, 2017 |
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Oct 10, 2017 15:40
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Leaked first image of the Impact Pizza
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Oct 16, 2017 20:01
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sbaldrick posted:I’m sure Impact Pizza is from Ontario poo poo pizza Pizza Pizza which makes the worst pizza. Hey Pizza Pizza is perfectly serviceable, but not great, pizza. Its the SmackDown of pizza.
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Oct 16, 2017 23:41
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TNA is apparently shooting a One Night Only at this Indy fed in Oklahoma https://m.facebook.com/Imperialwrestlingrevolution/photos/a.141657989353840.1073741829.138577402995232/700974636755503/?type=3&theater
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Oct 17, 2017 02:26
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oatgan posted:i can answer all of your questions Why do "The Young Guns" look like CM Punk and Randy Orton's Cowboy Roundup
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Oct 17, 2017 05:29
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It actually looks like a pretty decent card, what's the building like? What does that fed normally draw to a show?
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Oct 17, 2017 05:37
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I'm all for the women's revolution and all but I reaaaalllllly don't want to see a women's first blood match. Though it's TNA so there's always a chance they use ketchup like in that one Matt Morgan match
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Oct 18, 2017 20:03
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triplexpac posted:Could they not just throw some money at Rey Mysterio and have him be their champ? They tried and failed. Negotiations went on with him and Impact all summer IIRC.
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Oct 19, 2017 02:02
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Tokamak posted:Uhh speaking of free, I can watch every episode of Impact in the last year. Why... I don't think they'll make any money if they're just giving it away. Recent Impact stuff is mostly worthless. Anyone willing to sign up for that service is very likely doing it for the older stuff when the product was better (ironically or not) and featured stars that were either big at the time, like Hogan or Nash or whoever, or big now like AJ, Joe, or Roode. Ain't a drat body signing up for a network on the back of Eli Drake and Moose.
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sbaldrick posted:I had to pass on a chance to go to the press conference tomorrow and meet the “headliners” Wasn't that the pizza press conference?
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