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| They literally set fire to the ring by accident |
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2 | 2.22% |
| They literally set fire to the ring on purpose |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Rehire Jeff Jarrett |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung |
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7 | 7.78% |
| Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan |
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13 | 14.44% |
| Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) |
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4 | 4.44% |
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sbaldrick posted:I wonder if I just showed up tonight they would let me in. Sure, but they might make you wrestle a match.
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Super No Vacancy posted:i just want billy to buy the IP out of spite after anthem goes bankrupt, now Hire the worst female wrestler you can, call them Trixie Darter, have them get their rear end beat every show.
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Nov 6, 2017 05:44
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rare Magic card l00k posted:The main event was a reminder that it doesn't matter what the name is, who is in creative, who is the owner, who the wrestlers are, where the show is, how many fans there are, etc. Only the main event? Three words for you, amigo: "To the back!"
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Nov 6, 2017 20:00
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Marmaduke! posted:Worst part is this sounds so bad it's going to stink up pretty much a whole Botchamania. Free press is free press, right?
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Nov 6, 2017 22:08
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Benne posted:Those look like the kind of obviously lovely joke pizzas that YouTubers make/eat for easy laughs and clicks. They're actually selling those for real money? Well, they're offering. Whether they sell is another question entirely.
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Nov 7, 2017 05:26
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C. Everett Koop posted:I would have accepted this video, which also shows how to make an Impact pizza This Youtube channel is what I've been missing in my life. If TNA did this, they would live forever. Well, they're gonna live forever already because of some sort of terrible Faustian bargain but you know what I mean
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Nov 8, 2017 08:02
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rovert posted:On Ric's end Ric is people pleaser and sadly Ric needed a steady stream of cash to pay for Reid's rehab which was very expensive. Ric was still wealthy at the time but most of his fortune was legally locked away in his retirement fund/investments. Also by all accounts Ric Flair manages his money as well as a chimp with a railroad spike stuck in it's brain.
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Nov 8, 2017 17:31
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Benne posted:Not that it really matters since the entire show was trash, but here's Dave's BFG snowflakes 2 3/4 is way too high for the main event on the finish alone.
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Nov 11, 2017 05:21
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At least he's consistent
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Nov 11, 2017 23:01
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Jerusalem posted:I recall many years ago Dixie Carter insisting that there was a sizeable wrestling fanbase outside of WWE and that is what she wanted to target. And just switched to listening Bryan Alvarez slowly lose his goddamned mind during the Monday Night Wars 2 debacle.
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Nov 12, 2017 04:18
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Chris James 2 posted:Alisha Edwards, Hornswoggle, Veterans of War, and Mahabali Shera are done with TNA and have been removed from the roster section The real news is that TNA actually updated their roster page.
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Nov 14, 2017 21:03
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Gavok posted:Shake...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fZuW-aJsg
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Nov 14, 2017 23:37
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Warthur posted:In fact, seeing how they're setting up in Nashville I wonder if Aro Luxe are deliberately making a bid to hoover up anyone from the Impact back office who chooses not to make the move to Canada. This promotion would be dead before it even started.
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Nov 15, 2017 19:16
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DJExile posted:oh my god I remember this You died and went to Hell, and remembering stupid poo poo from TNA is your punishment for buying those Shinolas. coconono posted:[Insert Wrestler Name Here] appearing and never being mentioned again is another one of TNA's booking mysteries. Seriously, that list is very, very, VERY long.
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Nov 16, 2017 03:34
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EugeneJ posted:I mean honestly there's not much to work with there and I don't know if I could have come up with anything better Vanilla Kooky Monkeys Vagrant Kindly Men Vaguely Kinky Machinations Vulpine Khaki Mammals Vaporific Kinetic Mannequins Vain Kindled Malocclusions Valiant Kitschy Midgets Variable Knotty Mechanics Vulcanized Keen Managers Vapid Knightly Masseurs Virgin Knifelike Meteors Visored Kosher Merchants Victimized Kind Muffins Vociferous Kept Mayonnaise Virile Kafkaesque Matriarchs Vertebral Kaleidescopal Manure Viral Knobby Marks Vivid Kindled Majors Vindictive Knucklehead Melons Vile Knavish Mermaids It's like you're not even trying grack fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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Nov 16, 2017 05:00
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exploded mummy posted:TNA Impact superstar I know those three words but this doesn't make any sense.
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Nov 16, 2017 22:21
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Aesop Poprock posted:LAX is still a team?? Hernandez is long, long gone.
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Nov 19, 2017 04:15
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oatgan posted:tna, who had a legal department, taking his word for it and not bothering to check is the funny part See, this raises an interesting question: Does TNA hire only stunningly incompetent people, or is there some sort of disease that affects everyone that works there?
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Nov 19, 2017 23:01
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MassRafTer posted:Only for a few matches but it doesn't excuse it. The sheer amount of talent that wrestled in TNA at some point is unbelievable. Of course TNA also had perhaps the greatest tag team of all time on their roster and they hosed that up as well. Bad Influence, of course. Who else would I be talking about?
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Dec 20, 2017 00:12
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rovert posted:https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/944270555041206273 So how long until Jarrett has the title?
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Dec 24, 2017 04:20
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rovert posted:Haven't listened to the new Wrestling Observer Radio that just dropped but yesterday I heard some of the talent who worked the November TV tapings haven't been paid yet. *In Ron Perlman's Voice* "TNA. TNA never changes"
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Dec 25, 2017 20:45
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Testekill posted:That was when he had the penis tattooed on his face Can you imagine that Vince Russo complained that the wrestlers were never grateful for all of his hard work as a writer?
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Dec 29, 2017 23:04
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coconono posted:my fave part of impact last year was all the tweets from wrestlers telling people that such and such "dream match" had already happened on an impact show. Nightmares are technically dreams
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Jan 2, 2018 21:44
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How is Jerry Lawler still alive much less still working?
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Jan 7, 2018 04:22
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rovert posted:And they are on Pluto TV. Ahem, I believe you mean "Former WWE Superstar Tenille"
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Jan 10, 2018 22:44
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DeathChicken posted:And yet he's a step up from Eli Drake Setting the bar real high, here.
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Jan 11, 2018 04:03
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DJExile posted:there are dead people that are still a step up from eli drake What's Chris Candido doing in the Impact Zone?!!
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Jan 11, 2018 04:28
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ChrisBTY posted:TNA needed 3 things to function as a company. Uh, no. Jeff Jarrett needed to realize that Vince Russo is one of the very worst writers in the history of professional wrestling.
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Jan 12, 2018 01:53
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DarkstarIV posted:Hey Rovert, are you absolutely sure that Russo is writing for that one lucha promotion now? Because this has his fingerprints all over it. Like any other truly horrifying disease, it's difficult to ever be completely rid of Vince Russo.
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Jan 14, 2018 03:32
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Jerusalem posted:I remember the first time they announced it I couldn't understand why the gently caress anybody in Kayfabe would take part in a match where you had a 25% chance of getting fired. The fact it is still around all these years later is even more perplexing. I liked it when they did the Knockouts' version where they actually put the title belt in one of the cases. Tara was the reigning champ and that's how she lost her title. I believe it was because her contract was up soon and TNA didn't know if she would re-sign (she did, eventually) but they couldn't come up with literally any other idea.
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Jan 14, 2018 05:45
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RealFoxy posted:Didn't they also not tell Daffney she had to do a striptease which lead to more awkward moments though? I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me. She definitely didn't want to do it, and Lacey Von Erich did the striptease instead.
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Jan 14, 2018 05:58
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Explosions posted:Also: Yep, TNA gave away a title like it was a prize at the bottom of a cereal box. Probably the most self-aware thing they've ever done. VVVV Edit: You're attempting to find logic in a TNA storyline. A storyline, that even by the horrendous standards of Vince Russo's TNA, was mindbogglingly stupid. grack fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jan 14, 2018 |
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Jan 14, 2018 20:29
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piss tape israel posted:buy why Have him come out as the Jive-A-Raptor to his new theme song, "Someone Tweet My Mom" Instant gold.
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Jan 16, 2018 20:11
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Ad by Khad posted:Those wednesday and thursday shows go head-to-head against Overwatch League. That's no good. I agree, 300 people is kind of a high estimate for TNA
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Jan 17, 2018 02:16
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Sotar posted:Russo has to be back. Russo never left. Everything that we've seen in the last 3 years with TNA was a work. The multiple rebrands, the lawsuits, Billy Corgan, Jeff Jarrett's face turn... it was all written by Vince Russo to fool the smarks AND BY GOD HE SWERVED EVERY ONE OF US. grack fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jan 19, 2018 |
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Jan 19, 2018 06:51
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I'm pretty sure you could stream yourself pedalling a Big Wheel around your living room for an hour and get more viewers than TNA.
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Jan 23, 2018 08:57
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corn in the bible posted:I get why he'd do that but why on Earth would they take him? He's a good announcer and he knows how to get talent over, both things WWE desperately needs.
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Jan 30, 2018 18:33
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Footage of a shera/mahal matchup on the indies Not enough bacne for a matchup between those two.
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Jan 31, 2018 20:25
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Testekill posted:Writing was on the wall when Borash walked. The writing was on the wall when Jeff Jarrett convinced his father to hire Vince Russo in 2002
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piss tape israel posted:Hello broken ribs and sternum Vader used to murder people all the time with moonsaults. I really don't want to see a guy who's both fatter and likely a worse wrestler try it.
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