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| They literally set fire to the ring by accident |
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2 | 2.22% |
| They literally set fire to the ring on purpose |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Rehire Jeff Jarrett |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung |
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7 | 7.78% |
| Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan |
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13 | 14.44% |
| Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) |
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4 | 4.44% |
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That show was Really loving Bad.
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NickRoweFillea posted:What happened? Alberto ran in, beat down both guys then put unconscious Eli on top of unconscious Johnny to retain the title.
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Nov 6, 2017 18:31
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oatgan posted:The main event should have been ruled a no contest I guarantee the only reason they didn't do that was because they didn't want to send the fans home unhappy with a non-finish in the main event.
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Nov 6, 2017 20:25
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flashy_mcflash posted:Imagine leaving that PPV happy under any circumstance Being Alberto, or being high on coke. But I repeat myself.
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Nov 6, 2017 20:42
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He also really didn't want to take the Black Hole Slam on the barbed wire for the finish.
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Nov 6, 2017 22:34
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If they'd been bothered about good taste they'd have cut the Monsters' Ball too.
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Nov 6, 2017 23:05
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The pulled pork one is quintessential Impact - sounds good on paper but it's when you see it in the flesh that you realise the true horror.
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Nov 7, 2017 15:35
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They'll probably do what most scumbag companies do and try to persuade young professionals to do it unpaid because it's "great exposure" and "looks good on the resume".
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Nov 9, 2017 05:12
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Testekill posted:So yes, Gail Kim was the road agent for her final match where she went over the top KO heel and the second most over KO babyface completely clean and retired with the title. Firstly, "road agent" doesn't mean she had any impact on the result, and secondly, all the hosed-up booking on the show and you're going to complain that Gail put herself over too much?
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Nov 10, 2017 05:25
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flashy_mcflash posted:I'm legit surprised that they haven't brought him back recently. Maybe he's got a real job that pays better. Maybe Shane Douglas got him a job at Target.
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Nov 10, 2017 17:17
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Thauros posted:http://shoptna.com/ego-better.aspx Daniels, Kazarian and Roode.
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Nov 13, 2017 16:26
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I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that Russo only knows one word beginning with V.
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Nov 16, 2017 01:59
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grack posted:It's like you're not even trying Visored Kosher Merchants is a gimmick I can get behind.
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Nov 16, 2017 17:01
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Who the gently caress is in charge of that promotion so that instead of calling a 10-minute intermission and sending the ring crew out to tighten the ropes they've just said "yeah this will look fine for TV"
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Dec 4, 2017 03:51
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Gonzo McFee posted:Vince is an extremely hosed up individual who if he hadn't been the son of a wrestling promoter would have died in a shoot out with the cops over a bag of biker coke. He's still got time.
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Dec 6, 2017 01:25
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joylessdivision posted:God help me I know who the current NWA champion is and that's more than I can say for Impact. I only know this cause the title change was a random midcard match at Cage of Death.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:24
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Mel Mudkiper posted:EDIT: Wait, that Eli/ADR match isn't even in TNA Impact have been contracting their talent out to tape matches on various indie shows to save money.
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Jan 6, 2018 18:48
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grack posted:Uh, no. Jeff Jarrett needed to realize that Vince Russo is one of the very worst writers in Fixed for accuracy.
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Jan 12, 2018 02:22
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Didn't you hear? He's the best in the world.
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Jan 14, 2018 02:38
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AFAIK the "prizes" were Knockouts title, a match of your choosing, Tara's spider, and striptease.
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Jan 14, 2018 06:17
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I would say "if they're promoting it showing on Twitch they've obviously made sure it's OK first" but, y'know, TNA.
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Jan 16, 2018 02:32
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rare Magic card l00k posted:Oh my god most of their twitch channel is going to be advertising WWE stars They don't really have much choice - if they left out all current/former WWE names they'd only have Storm, Abyss and some X-division guys.
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Jan 16, 2018 19:20
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CopywrightMMXI posted:Don’t forget Rellik (killer spelled backwards). He was Johnny the Bull in the WWE version of the FBI.
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Jan 16, 2018 19:47
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RZApublican posted:Even on Twitch the Hulkster means buys, brother He's got the biggest apms in the world!
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Jan 16, 2018 22:07
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"100 pounds of protective barrier"  e: as bad as Shaw was as a wrestler he's ten times worse at commentary. Just excruciatingly bland, when he says anything at all, which is hardly ever. ee: wait that's it? that was loving terrible. Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jan 18, 2018 |
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Jan 18, 2018 00:12
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MassRafTer posted:Piledrivers are really safe and easy to protect, even the cradle one. Having said that, an ex-NFL player is going to be a lot more prone to getting things wrong than a career wrestler, and on a list of moves you really don't want to gently caress up, a piledriver is way up there.
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Jan 19, 2018 09:05
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Watched Barbed Wire Massacre - that was the match that was "too violent for TV"? I can think of multiple Abyss matches off the top of my head that were more violent, and it's not even in the same league as the Hell of War match. the best bit was the guy who came out in all white then didn't bleed a drop all match
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Jan 19, 2018 19:03
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oatgan posted:perhaps it was not truly too violent for tv but merely a swing at getting eyeball on their twitch channel Reports were that it was going to be on Konnan's Twitch channel, which sounded very much like a last-minute "well we've already shot this, might as well try to get some viewers out of it" decision. Even if it was on their own dedicated channel using "most violent match ever" to promote a relatively unviolent match is the kind of bait-and-switch that isn't going to win you repeat viewers.
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Jan 20, 2018 18:05
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Isn’t shera like shockingly bad Imagine Jinder but taller, chubby, and a lot less mobile.
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Jan 31, 2018 19:52
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WWE have already got more cruisers than they know what to do with, the last thing they need is to hire half of the X Division as well.
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Feb 1, 2018 16:42
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Holding live events on consecutive nights on opposite sides of the country sounds like a super terrible idea.
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Feb 6, 2018 16:29
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I assume they're not moving infrastructure cross-country, but even booking talent for both shows is going to go to poo poo if there's a flight delay/cancellation.
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Feb 6, 2018 16:45
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Tournament of Death has been on DJ Hyde's family's farm in Delaware for two or three years now.
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Feb 6, 2018 20:31
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DJExile posted:When their servers couldn't handle the traffic, TNA asked fans to illegally download the episodes from bit torrent websites. Is it still illegal if the copyright owners are giving permission for people to do it?
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Feb 8, 2018 21:47
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If Impact v Mundo is the main event then I hope Sami Callihan v Jeremiah Crane is the semi-main.
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Mar 2, 2018 00:13
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Sami should 100% be fired for that, and (if it wasn't him) whoever came up with that spot too. Someone that reckless with the talent's health should have no place in the industry.
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Mar 2, 2018 21:13
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Personally I'm wondering where Future Billy Corgan has parked his DeLorean.
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Mar 2, 2018 21:51
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Also everyone who's not a TNA-exclusive fan already knows the result since EC3 showed up at TakeOver Philadelphia.
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Mar 9, 2018 23:30
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rovert posted:dsriggs this is your reply to me every time. It is beyond tedious. I contribute more to this forum than you do. Your "contributions" to this thread are a) reposting publically-available tweets as if they're some huge scoop and b) making the vaguest and most cryptic posts possible so that whenever something happens you can dislocate your elbow patting yourself on the back because you "called it".
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Gaz-L posted:It's the same as Bischoff. It's why they actually kind of worked as on-screen characters, they're actually charismatic guys in real life. They'd have to be to keep getting as many second chances as they have.
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