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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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tadashi posted:

Joey Gallo slash lines not being a thing in SAS, yet, is kind of tragic.

.202/.317/.534 for a 118 OPS+

Reminds me of Carlos Pena

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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NiceGuy posted:

I love Heath Hembree and his disgusting greasy hair

Everyone should adopt a mediocre middle reliever

Mine used to be Rich Garces. Later it was Alan Embree. I think now it is Joe Kelly oddly enough.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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The Red Sox have been playing good and entertaining baseball recently and that makes me very happy. Adding Nunez and Devers has surpassed my wildest expectations.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Someone should just get "Considerations"

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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"AAAA" would be another solid gimmick jersey choice.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Reformed Pissboy posted:

https://twitter.com/RedSox/status/895335560855732225

FIST and DIRTY CRAIG would both be excellent jerseys to own

Did Mitch Moreland actually adopt the Mitchy 2-Bags moniker? That rules.

Also is Porcello "Cy" because lol.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Your Taint posted:

Kind of jealous you guys had real little league experiences. I think one of the teams I played on was sponsored by a nursing home. The coaches assigned positions every inning and the lineups were well more than 9 people.

Still, I hit nearly .700 one year (in only 9 games). I was a big guy but mainly a singles and doubles hitter. I had exactly one triple and exactly one homer in all my time playing.

I played little league in the fat years where the teams had real MLB team names and paid for rights to wear their brand on the shirts. I still have my Red Sox little league shirt that fit me like a tent back then but almost perfectly now.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Popete posted:

Little League teams paid for the rights? I'm pretty sure when I was on the White Sox and Athletics as a kid we definitely just made our own shirtseys without contacting Billy Beane.

Yeah, I dunno the details but I remember once we had a budget shortfall we suddenly had local sponsorships. Go Wildflowers Garden Supplies!

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The Home Run Derby Curse is real :tinfoil:



Or maybe .426 BABIP really wasn't sustainable.

Yes. Hahahaha. Yessssss.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Benny Biceps is going to continue to own and win ROTY over Judge. :colbert:

(not really)

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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The Nova Scotia Bare Backers.
The Ontario Raw Doggers.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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:allears: MLB twitter is starting to catch up to NBA twitter.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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It's like a Rod Beck biopic played by Ron Jeremy.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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At what point does incompetence become malpractice and legally actionable?

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Rayder Ascanio is a 75+ name tool at least.

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