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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This guy needs to get home for his family court appearance.

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Let's put him in against Mike Perry. That way we can be sure an rear end in a top hat is getting beaten up.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I really want to see what a conversation between Roxanne Modaferri and Justin Gaethje looks like.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
MARK HENRY: As you can see, if you throw your right hand at a slightly exaggerated 23 degree angle...

Roxanne: lol yeah, you ever watch One Punch Man?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Aside from one fight this has the potential to be the best card all year.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Roxanne gonna be a UFC champion I feel it.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Using the rest of tonight's card as a reference, I'm going to guess Grasso gets finished quickly.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



LOL at blasting her for having a UTI

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

El Roncho posted:

Using the rest of tonight's card as a reference, I'm going to guess Grasso gets finished quickly.

I would be very surprised.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Randa Markos is the highest ranked Canadian fighter in the UFC currently.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


JaySB posted:

LOL at blasting her for having a UTI

Why couldn't he just say "had to take some antibiotics..."

Just as good.


Go Randa, I think.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Difficult to figure out which one of these women Trump would hate more.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Wow Markos is looking great out there with the pressure.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Wait, did they just say Markos trained in her attic to replace altitude training?

LOL

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

wilderthanmild posted:

Wait, did they just say Markos trained in her attic to replace altitude training?

LOL

Go Markos.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It's a shame Markos couldn't afford to do any training at altitude.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Dan Didio posted:

Difficult to figure out which one of these women Trump would hate more.

Markos was born in Iraq and was a refugee from ethnic cleansing, so Markos.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
The classic WMMA headlock takedown strikes again, although Markos managed to get up

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Sick round

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


CommonShore posted:

Why couldn't he just say "had to take some antibiotics..."

Just as good.


Go Randa, I think.

Embarrassing excuses get less scrutiny, see also: dick pills, blue dick water etc. There's an assumption that you wouldn't admit to them if it wasn't true and people are less likely to delve into specifics.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Markos looks completely gassed, but that was a cool takedown.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

wilderthanmild posted:

Markos looks completely gassed, but that was a cool takedown.

Love to trip someone and then just fall over on them into full side control.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Wow Markos is tired as hell but is dominating now.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Grasso isn't good.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
This is a 10-8 for Markos if they actually use the new criteria but they probably won't because nothing in life ever changes.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Markos dominated that round.

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
That was a fun round.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
god help me, I think I'm starting to really like Randa Markos

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
If Markos wasn't completely dead on her feet, she'd probably have finished that on the ground there.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

attackmole posted:

This is a 10-8 for Markos if they actually use the new criteria but they probably won't because nothing in life ever changes.

Also it's in Mexico. Randa's probably got to do that again to win.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Grasso isn't good.
dunno if I'd go that far, but she seems super overrated

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Soothing Vapors posted:

god help me, I think I'm starting to really like Randa Markos

Sorry, buddy, some of us have been cheering for her since she was losing badly on TUF.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


attackmole posted:

This is a 10-8 for Markos if they actually use the new criteria but they probably won't because nothing in life ever changes.

We already had a fight in which the non-Mexican fighter scored two knockdowns on top of clearly winning the round and only got a 10-9.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Hell yeah Randa.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

How in the world did that takedown work

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Power of Pecota posted:

How in the world did that takedown work

The power of belief.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Dan Didio posted:

Sorry, buddy, some of us have been cheering for her since she was losing badly on TUF.

I like her story and the toucan sam nose

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Power of Pecota posted:

How in the world did that takedown work

It's a famous Canadian wrestling move called the Beaver Topple

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That was a very good fight

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Really good fight there.

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