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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Is there some sort of doctor/medical pun we can use for him? Dude's going to mash dingers until he gets figured out, then go back to school and be a doctor.

Niwrad posted:

Jon Jay is good and cool

Why the gently caress didn't I trademark this when he signed with the Cubs? I knew what was coming and I did nothing.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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R.D. Mangles posted:

what's the record for Total Bases Via Wild Pitch

Late to the party but doing no research, I would assume it's the Ankiel game.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SLN/SLN200010030.shtml

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Tommy Pham is phast.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Yadier loving Molina

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Gyork-owned.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Liking this inning.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I'm not quoting that post, I'm not responding to that post, I am certainly not making any predictions stemming from that post.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Ahahahaha, where the gently caress has this offense been?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Cardinals' offense also over the last 3 days: 13 runs, 11 runs, 10 runs (so far, they've got two more innings to go).

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Cards win, Hail Satan

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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The Walrus posted:

lmao same, the slow mo at the end best part honestly props for not throwing/dropping/swearing at the cat

The grounds crew member in question:

https://twitter.com/LHackmann/status/895481069490900992

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Yadi's second in all of baseball in hits by catchers with 103? I wouldn't have guessed that.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Chexoid posted:

Just breathe deep and read this over and over.



This made me sad. :(

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I'm really enjoying this lineup that doesn't give up, actually tries when they're behind. The inevitable DeJong K is imminent though.

E: :siren:DeJong walk:siren:

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Aug 11, 2017

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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SEXY DEXY

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

This team owns all of a sudden.

49 runs and counting over the last 5 days. Wheeeeeeeeeeee

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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The Brett Cecil Experience.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Moss gets a nice little ovation, now hopefully either strikes out or grounds into a double play.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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:sigh:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Please be Good Rosey.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Insurance run? Don't mind if we do!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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:woop:Hail Satan, this has been a good week.:woop:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Sorry, Astros, but Moncada seems like he might be good eventually.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Oh hey, it's Hot-me in pinstripes. Rooting for the Yankees now, feeling kinda lovely about it.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Never stop scoring runs, Cards. :allears:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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The offense had been phenomenal this week. This is wonderful.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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What on earth has gotten into these guys? This is such a difference from the first half.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Jesus, I step away from the game to run a friend through some greater rifts on Diablo 3 and come back to Brett Cecil having Brett Cecil'd up the game.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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"Wheels" Molina

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

3 more outs to go... I have faith in Rosie.

Please be Good Rosey and not Bad Rosey.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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8 runs again, suck it Cecil.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Hail Satan and his delicious offering of at least 8 runs.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

why does CarMart always have trouble with the 1st inning? :sigh:

It's like he's been possessed by the spirit of the 2017 Cubs.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

hopefully we put up 8 runs again and it won't matter.

I mean, they're certainly trying.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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So are we all agreed that Paul DeJong and Tommy Pham are this year's Cardinals Bullshit?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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That loving error.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Does that one count since we scored fewer than 8?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Yeesh, hopefully just a hyperextension and nothing serious to his ACL.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Is that a beefy sombrero?

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Inside the park, second one I've seen in what, 6 days?

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