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____________________________ AUG 20!!! WWE Universal Title Fatal 4 Way Match Brock Lesnar(c) w/ Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman vs. Samoa Joe WWE Championship Match Jinder Mahal(c) w/ Singh Brothers vs. Shinsuke Nakamura WWE US Title Match with Special Guest Referee: Shane McMahon AJ Styles(C) vs. Kevin Owens WWE Smackdown Tag Team Title Match The New Day(c) vs. The Usos WWE Smackdown Women's Title Match Naomi(c) w/ The Glow vs. Natalya WWE Raw Women's Title Match Alexa Bliss(c) vs. Sasha Banks or Nia Jax WWE Crusierweight Title Match Neville(c) vs. Akira Tozawa w/ Titus O'Neil Enzo Amore in a Cage Above the Ring Big Cass vs. Big Show Randy Orton vs. Rusev Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt ____________________________ Raw Results Miz TV opened Raw and Miz called out Jason Jordan, Angle came out and said his son is facing Axel later tonight but he has a different guest for Miz TV. It's Brock Lesnar. Miz mocks Brock and Heyman because he's stupid and Brock kills Miz, Bo and Axel. Sheamus beat Seth Rollins when Cesaro distracted Seth. They beat down Seth after the match. Seth hobbled backstage and yelled at Dean Ambrose for not saving his rear end. Dean told him to gently caress off because they aren't friends and he still hates him. Seth tells him to get over it because it was 3 years ago and that doesn't matter anymore. Dean said he has Cesaro tonight because he always has to clean up Seth's messes. Jason Jordan comes out to his awful theme and no reaction. Axel is too hurt to wrestle so Angle calls over a jobber to go out and wrestle his son. The jobber gets more cheers than Jordan and Jordan is actually booed. Jordan defeats Jean Pierre Goulett Bayley comes out to talk about her shoulder injury. The crowd is booing her and Bayley says she thanks the people not booing her for their well wishes. She's asked who she thinks is going to face Alexa Bliss at Summer Slam. She says Sasha and Sasha instantly comes out and hugs her. Sasha defeats Emma and Alicia Fox. Renee Young interviews Braun Strowman, he says he likes to hurt Roman Reigns and the crowd popped big time. Braun said he's not a big dog, Roman is just a whimpering puppy. Enzo and Big Show come out and cut a promo about Big Cass. Gallows and Anderson come out and mock them. Enzo references Austin Powers in 2017. Gallows and Anderson defeats Enzo and Big Show. Big Cass came out and distracted Enzo and Show. Big Cass beat down Enzo and Show until being laid out with the WMD. Cass eventually got up and walked away on his own. Finn Balor came out to talk about Bray Wyatt. He said Bray gives him the creeps because Bray doesn't care about winning, he just cares about hurting people. Finn calls him out either way. Bray shows up but Finn was waiting for him and out smarted Bray. Finn kicked Bray's rear end so hard Bray vanished to cut a promo on Finn on the tron. Dean Ambrose defeated Cesaro. Sheamus and Cesaro tried beating him down but Seth came down for the save. Dean was thankful and put his fist out for Seth, but Seth just walked off like an idiot. Titus World Wide are talking about Tozawa's Crusierweight Title shot. Neville comes in and tells them that Daivari gets revenge tonight against Tozawa. Tozawa beats Daivari. Roman Reigns is interviewed and he says he didn't watch Miz TV. He says he retired Undertaker at WRestlemania and he will retire Brock Lesnar at Summerslam. Nia Jax beat Dana Brooke and Mickie James. It's Nia vs Sasha next week then. Goldust cut a promo saying he was scouting talent for his next big picture, a new hero, a new villain, or a new starlett. He says he'll be watching at Summerslam. Cass demanded a match against Big Show at SummerSlam but he wanted Enzo to be banned form the arena, from Brooklyn, from the state. Kurt suggests putting him in a shark cage. Cass said that works for him. So its Enzo above a cage during Big Show vs. Big Cass. Braun Strowman threw an office chair at Roman Reigns. He also won the Last Man Standing match when Samoa Joe choked out Roman. Braun was about to lose before Joe's interference. This ended Raw. ____________________________ Smackdown Results
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[Wrestles you to the ground all playfully] Hahahah let's kiss
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Braun should make throwing a chair his new finisher
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Every week/month I think it can't get worse for Bayley But uh boy I really think it's going to be hard to get worse than Injured Bayley Getting Booed Enough To Respond To It On-Air
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:20 |
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I hate when my favorite 90s teen sitcom starts adding characters in later seasons
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:20 |
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Are "Sheamus & Cesaro" ever gonna get a team name, they've been tagging for almost a full year now.
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:21 |
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Summerslam is going to be Very Good. I feel for Bayley, people are jerks.
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:21 |
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Look I just think if you're gonna do that finish have Joe choke out both and have the episode end with Joe standing tall. Or Joe chokes out one and Brock F5s the other. SamuraiFoochs posted:Summerslam is going to be Very Good. Yeah, uh, this card is feeling really stacked. If they don't book it like jackasses, this could be hella good. I mean it probably still won't be better than Takeover, but, hey.
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:21 |
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The main event and its ending completely salvaged that Raw for me. Braun is fantastic, Joe choking out Roman before he could get the win was great, and it completely overshadowed the otherwise fairly bland and uninspiring show that preceded it.
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:22 |
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Wow incredible Roman Reigns has yet another great TV main event. Rest of show was bad. Push Roman more, and Braun.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Summerslam is going to be Very Good. I feel for Bayley, people are jerks. How do you know Summerslam will be Very Good?
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:25 |
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Roman is good and I hope he can heal the rift between his former friends to form a new, better ShieldVJeff posted:Yeah, uh, this card is feeling really stacked. If they don't book it like jackasses, this could be hella good. Saving this post for when Khali beats up Shinsuke to help Jinder retain
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:26 |
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Well how is fire pro OP
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:29 |
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Barreft posted:How do you know Summerslam will be Very Good? Because the card looks really great and honestly WWE usually delivers on stacked Summerslam cards. Looking like the card I conjured up a couple weeks back will be pretty close to right, except the Enzo stip and the Revival not being on it, which makes me think maybe they'll just do Hardys/The Club in a pre-show match or something.
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Sorry about the Hardys btw
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Barreft posted:How do you know Summerslam will be Very Good? Lots of the matches look good.
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Chris James 2 posted:Sorry about the Hardys btw Say awwwwwww
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Barreft posted:How do you know Summerslam will be Very Good? because there are a bunch of interesting matches, its not rocket science
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:32 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Every week/month I think it can't get worse for Bayley I didn't tune in til the main event. Yikes, how bad was it?
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Ragnarok the Red posted:I didn't tune in til the main event. Yikes, how bad was it? People were booing her during a legit injury promo and she looked like she wanted to cry and I don't blame her to be honest.
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:35 |
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hey remember when everyone cheered and felt bad for finn balor after his separated shoulder injury remember when they did the same for a not that serious actually sasha banks injury where she said she'd take off ofr a while but was back in a wee or two
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:35 |
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KungFu Grip posted:hey remember when everyone cheered and felt bad for finn balor after his separated shoulder injury Wrestling fans are misogynistic. Alexa Bliss fans especially.
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:36 |
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I did dig how Bray teleports in the ring for the 1000th time and Finn was just chilling on the ropes like,"Yeah I've figured out what happens when the lights go out, dude."
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SamuraiFoochs posted:People were booing her during a legit injury promo and she looked like she wanted to cry and I don't blame her to be honest.
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I'm convinced Joe might be one of the most invincible wreslters heat-wise ever. You can have him lose, book him like poo poo for years in TNA, whatever, and when he shows up and does something everyone will just immediately buy him as a killer without a blink of an eye.
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:I'm convinced Joe might be one of the most invincible wreslters heat-wise ever. You can have him lose, book him like poo poo for years in TNA, whatever, and when he shows up and does something everyone will just immediately buy him as a killer without a blink of an eye. He's really good at presenting himself as a big deal and someone who can kick anyone's rear end.
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:40 |
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There was no reason to even send Bayley out there. We already know she's injured, just have Cole give the update and throw up a tweet screenshot like they do for literally every other injury news.
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Ragnarok the Red posted:I didn't tune in til the main event. Yikes, how bad was it? they sent bayley down to the ring to do a cringey af interview with dasha
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:42 |
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If Bayley was seriously injured they wouldn't have her in a ring cutting promos because she would be at home or getting surgery. Instead, they trotted her out to talk about how sad she is, so the crowd booed because Bayley is boring, Sasha is boring, and the promo sucked.
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:42 |
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It's fitting that in probably her last appearance for a few months, they sent Bayley out to die with a horribly written promo one more time.
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VJeff posted:It's fitting that in probably her last appearance for a few months, they sent Bayley out to die with a horribly written promo one more time. You working on your Steph tribute Toxx, VJeff?
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:43 |
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Barreft posted:How do you know Summerslam will be Very Good? I told him so.
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a new study bible! posted:If Bayley was seriously injured they wouldn't have her in a ring cutting promos because she would be at home or getting surgery. Instead, they trotted her out to talk about how sad she is, so the crowd booed because Bayley is boring, Sasha is boring, and the promo sucked. They trotted out Finn. Don't be an idiot.
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Ragnarok the Red posted:I didn't tune in til the main event. Yikes, how bad was it? Imagine one of your posts read allowed on air.
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Jerusalem posted:You working on your Steph tribute Toxx, VJeff? Yes as a matter of fact I am. I just watched Raw to make sure I'd be there live in case Stephanie showed up I'd be there to document it in real time, and then I watched a Juice Robinson match so I'd have something vastly inferior to compare it against! *googles stephanie mcmahon* *googles how to use google slides* I'll have you know, each slide is even more breathtaking in its magnificence than the rest, much like each Stephanie promo!
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# ? Aug 8, 2017 04:48 |
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sorry WWE constantly fed me Roman and now I can't get enough Roman. More Roman please
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Benne posted:Are "Sheamus & Cesaro" ever gonna get a team name, they've been tagging for almost a full year now. They have a name. They're The Bar.
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Roman Reigns is the big dog and he dropkicks like a T Rex
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SamuraiFoochs posted:They trotted out Finn. Don't be an idiot. Since you need someone to explain how different situations might elicit different reactions, I'll just cover the top three for you: 1) Finn's injury was more serious 2) Finn was actually over at the time of his injury 3) Finn won the inaugural match for the most important title in the company literally the night before If you can't understand why one situation necessitated a promo and the other didn't, then you are just being obtuse. Bayley isn't giving up a title and disappearing for half a year. She'll be back in a month.
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It was a bad loving promo and the crowd, who paid to be entertained, was right to despise it.
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