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cda

by Hand Knit

Even better

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lol

Macnult


Ultra Spoot


Lol

Ultra Spoot

With the rise of smartphones I can have police on their way faster than ever. Plus by the time chainsaw guy reaches me I've already googled "how to stop a chainsaw weilding maniac" along with the top news stories of the day

alnilam

Ultra Spoot posted:

With the rise of smartphones I can have police on their way faster than ever. Plus by the time chainsaw guy reaches me I've already googled "how to stop a chainsaw weilding maniac" along with the top news stories of the day

me phon posting in the "being chased bu a person with a chainsaw, but im not actually scared" thread:
totally being chased bu a person with a chainsaw rn and it's as boring as ppl think it is, le sigh #chainsaw #boredom

chainsaw person: hey come on pt your phone down... we never talk anymore

Manifisto


ChainScene, the social network for people being chased by a person with a chainsaw

check out my latest SawSnaps, they're a bit raw but the jaunty filter options really lighten the mood


ty nesamdoom!

cda

by Hand Knit
I know it's not cool but I just faked being scared of the chainsaw man to get him to leave. I have work in the morning.

alnilam

cda posted:

I know it's not cool but I just faked being scared of the chainsaw man to get him to leave. I have work in the morning.

She said that she worked in the morning and started to scream
I said that I didn't and found my chainsaw running lean

alnilam

alnilam posted:

She said that she worked in the morning and started to scream
I said that I didn't and found my chainsaw running lean

Then, when I awoke, this saw had hewn Norwiegan wood

nobodygetshurt

what can a chainsaw killer do, when these loving millenials don't take ANYTHING seriously?!?

nobodygetshurt

Android Blues posted:

Chainsaw Person: YAHAHAHAHA! I'm going to kill you!

me: *listening to zombie runner on my iphone lightning port earbuds, getting some fantastic glutes work in, enjoying the change in pace and terrain*

Fredflonston


Chainsaw man accidentally cuts off his leg while we try to pinch-pass the last of a j between us.

Me - "dude be careful!"

Manifisto



lolol

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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cuntman.net

me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey

alnilam

TWIST FIST posted:

me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
If you had any confidence in killing me, you wouldn't wear a mask. Why would it matter if I know who you are if I'm dead? loving kill yourself.

nobodygetshurt

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**waits for the tilt**

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nobodygetshurt

Splatmaster posted:

**waits for the tilt**

i don't have that kind of patience

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!

nobodygetshurt posted:

i don't have that kind of patience



:)

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