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What is this? The 1970's
*yawn*
Call me when you can match the terror of America's expanding imperialism
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*stabs just over 8 feet away*
*electric Chainsaw unplugs as leather face gets too far from the outlet*
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Aug 9, 2017 01:00
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man attacked with chainsaw: "what are you gonna do, attack me with a chainsaw?"
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*checking my inbox while walking away with a skip in my step and mirth in my gait*
(breaks out in song while non-chalantly shuffling away)
I'm SINGING in the rain! Just singin' in the rain
*deftly swings around a street lamp post and walks toward the aggressor*
what a glor-i-ous feeling
*ducks chainsaw*
I'm happy again!
*looks at the camera and shrugs while giving chainsaw maniac a sidelong glance*
I'm laughing at clouds
*phone rings, it's chainsaw maniac out of breath asking me to slow down*
So dark up above, the sun's in my heart
*texts back to chainsaw maniac, "LOL!"*
And I'm ready for love, let the stormy clouds chase
*chainsaw maniac is looking r e a l nervous*
Come on with the rain I've a smile on my face
*chainsaw maniac is innundated with a torrential downpour and is washed away*
I walk down the lane with a happy refrain,
Just singin', singin' in the rain!
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