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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > being chased bu a person with a chainsaw, but im not actually scared
 
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little munchkin
 a lot of people would be worried for their lives in my situation, but the roaring engine and whirring blades dont bothe me at all. nor does the lunatic wielding it while in swift pursuit of me. its not a big deal at all.

* # ¿ Aug 9, 2017 00:44
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:09
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little munchkin
 im actually quite confident in my odds of escaping

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* # ¿ Aug 9, 2017 00:46
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little munchkin
 im not even sure if its a man or a woman chasing me, thats how little i care

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* # ¿ Aug 9, 2017 01:51
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little munchkin
 was gonna run in terror but i just noticed that the crazed killer doesnt even have a stihl so now im catching up on emails while they try and slice me up with an inferior chainsaw that doesnt even have a diamond blade

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* # ¿ Aug 9, 2017 14:45
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 update: me and the chainsaw maniac have talked things out and are now friends. it's funny what happens when you start being open minded and stop being scared of things just because their different

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* # ¿ Aug 10, 2017 03:45
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:09
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little munchkin

ron color posted:

chainsaw murderer: PREPARE TO DIE ! I AM BANDSAW , SLAYER OF THE LIVING ! I AM A GHOST DEVIL THAT HAS CRAWLED FROM HELL TO MURDER ANY FOOLISH ENOUGH TO WANDER INTO THIS PLACE ! I AM MANIFEST OF THE COLLECTED AVARICE THAT DWELLS IN THIS FOREST ! BEFORE IT WAS A "SUMMER CAMP" , THIS WAS WHERE--
me: thats a chainsaw, not a bandsaw
chainsaw murderer: WHAT . NO
me: how can you be a ghost and a devil those are different things
chainsaw murderer: NO STOP

being chased by a person with a chainsaw, but i destroy him using logic

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