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im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
whom the gently caress is ready to die because of the actions of the worst president thus far

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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress i wish i had weed

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
The Nuclear Holocaust is great news!



















...for JEB!

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Corporate profits are going to go through the roof once they don't have to pay for employee pensions anymore.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

zeal posted:

gently caress i wish i had weed

i wish you did too

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i've played caves of qud so im not really worried OP

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I'd rather not die but if I'm going to die then I hope it's something funny or that will be talked about for a long time

Might pour myself a little bourbon rn, got some writing to do tonight

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
BBC's Threads is the best movie on nuclear apocalypse. I like the part where everyone dies from dysentery.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
If an emp knocks out NPR before I've been vaporized I'm going to be pissed

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

how come this time its different from all the other north korea threats

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Uncle Wemus posted:

how come this time its different from all the other north korea threats

It's not.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Uncle Wemus posted:

how come this time its different from all the other north korea threats

missile crisis 2: this time it's personal

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 251 days!

Uncle Wemus posted:

how come this time its different from all the other north korea threats

this time threats are being made by an unstable strongman who might be insane enough to use a nuke

you know where i'm going with this

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

zeal posted:

gently caress i wish i had weed

this but all the time

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
i reject death. i chose life, dammit

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


u chose... poorly

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax
Im going to start playfully calling this girl I like "Princess Leia" and when she asks why Im gonna be like "Cuz your home planets about to be destroyed oooooooh"

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



the bitcoin of weed posted:

this but all the time

just popped 20mg of gummies, should be good in 45mins to an hour. How long does an ICBM take to fly from Pyongyang to Denver??

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
people will really do anything to avoid another patriots super bowl won't they

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



C. Everett Koop posted:

people will really do anything to avoid another patriots super bowl won't they

Well its not like the Vikings are going to win one whether this ends tonight or when the climate change kills us all.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

i reject death. i chose life, dammit

personally i plan on living forever, i feel like it's a solid choice

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax
SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/strat2intel/status/895232540662874112

also known as the doomsday plane

as long as trump isn't on board it's just drills

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

C. Everett Koop posted:

people will really do anything to avoid another patriots super bowl won't they

I've already resigned myself to never seeing a Lions Super Bowl win so bombs away IMO

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

Well its not like the Vikings are going to win one whether this ends tonight or when the climate change kills us all.

My man :smith::respek::smith:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
How will this war you guys are planning affect Europe?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
99 lolballoons

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I just checked trump's twitter, it's literally just him threatening NK and retweeting Fox&Friends tweets showing video of him threatening NK

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Mariana Horchata posted:

69 lolballoons

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Oh poo poo, did all this happen yesterday? I was having a private Indiana Jones marathon, I didn't look at the news for like 24 hours

we're totally boned

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
My wife thinks we're moving to the west coast for a career opportunity but really it's so we can bathe in nuclear hellfire.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

twoday posted:

Oh poo poo, did all this happen yesterday? I was having a private Indiana Jones marathon, I didn't look at the news for like 24 hours

we're totally boned

I thought the oracle was clear, if anyone ever willingly watched Crystal Skull again the gods were gonna scrap us and start over

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
My state is too boring to either nuke or be nuked. We never have any fun. At least we will get radioactive rain.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

C-Euro posted:

I've already resigned myself to never seeing a Lions Super Bowl win so bombs away IMO


same :smith::respek::smith:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
downing my potassium iodine pills. im nuke ready.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Planning on moving to seattle so that if we ever eat a nuclear strike I can just die in the first wave instead of limping on sadly in the shambling corpse of civilization

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
dying for trump's nuke ratings

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I'm gay

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