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 6:00pm  Its obvious that his workplace plans some sort of illegal trial on him, so its time to switch careers.  No skills are needed here, just some good old fashioned sucking up to the boss something that Brusier is good at!  He then hangs around his new workplace for a while talking to his soon to be collegues. 12:00am  Its then home for some dreaming of his new job and all the money he's going to make. 10:20am  Brusier awakes fully rested, but a bit hungry.  A trip to the park and the grill there means he's now happy.  Its to early to party, so its time to go dumpster diving.  He soon has celebrity supervision. Why Tiara wants to watch a hobo scrounge through rubbish is beyond me.  She continues to hang around though.  They get talking, and Brusier blags about his status in the business career Tiara seems to appreciate that the two get on well they talk for hours in that alleyway so long in fact that the paparazzi turn up!  Then it back into the dumpster! 10:00pm  Brusier returns home for a shower, only to learn that he is on several news sites, and is now a minor celebrity himself!  He tries to invite his new boss out, but she's having nothing to do with him yet. He sleeps and does the other boring sim stuff. 12:44pm  Its back to the sports bar for dinner.  He has a chat with the barmaid, Patty Needham, and of course the two see sparks fly. Okay, I'm sorry I called you fat earlier. I was just trying to make a joke.  It must be a slow news day when Hobo goes to bar is worth snapping. Unless they are digging dirt to destroy Tiara's career!  The bouncer is distracted and Brusier once more sneaks into the VIP area. Then leaves as no one is in there. The rest of the night is a bust, and he returns home for a good nights sleep. 9:00am  The postwoman arrives with the bills, and is shocked to see a man living in the park. 1:00pm  Time to go to work and suck up to the boss! He only brings home $148, but he's going much quicker up the ladder here! 6:00pm  Sucking up to the boss time She agrees to join him at Welin's Haunt.  Brusier starts to dance with Matilda Smart-Striker (what a name!) when the local vampire turns up again he gets angry that there is a policeman in the bar and walk out again hit evil desires for the blood of a hobo once more thwarted!  His boss, Katrina Pala turns up and they get into a conversation Brusier keeps it about her, and they are soon friends.  He mooches some cash off her, which she seems to like. She soon tells him that he is destined for big things at work!  Needing some entertainment, he gets into a two on one fooseball match with an old woman.  Unsurprisingly, Katrina is on his mind a fair bit. She leaves before he can do anything. She is married to someone called mick? 5:00am  At home, and the addition of a fridge means that Brusier can do everything he needs at the park saving trips to places for basic human needs! Once I buy food of course!  I do my part to keep the Flamingo lobby happy! [b]6:00pm  Another day finished. Tomorrow should bring promotion! I annoyingly missed screenshot of the vampire leaving the building carrying a baby! The thing is a monster! [b]Choice time! We have everything we need for the basics I'll get some food in next. Do we - 1 - Pick a romantic partner who? The barmaid? The two female celebs we have met are already married. 2 Keep making friends? 3 We're getting a dog continue dogchat! What should our next big purchase be? Maybe some walls? Promotion should bring in a bonus as well!
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Is it possible to have an affair with one of the married celebs and mooch expensive gifts off of them?
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Is it possible to have an affair with one of the married celebs and mooch expensive gifts off of them? yes
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You can also tell them to leave their partners if your relationship is strong enough - I say we wreck Mick's life. And the one physical trait* I want in whatever type of dog we get is the permamud. Should puppies happen (and they can't be sold in TS3 so why would you) they'll inherit some of those splotches. *Because pets also start out with three personality traits. I'm thinking Loyal, Aggressive, and Shy.
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We should marry our boss. What better way is there to shoot up the career ladder than to be bangin' the person in charge?
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Become a homewrecker, it's the obvious path.
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HannibalBarca posted:Become a homewrecker, it's the obvious path. If we can't have a home, neither should they. Do it!
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I've also realised the genius of this LP. While some things will directly influence our progeny, some ideas can ve shelved until financially or narratively more appropriate. So I'm changing my vote from Sparkle Dog to Mutt or a poster's pet, either is good. Sparkle Dogs belong in bling-y houses or gamer basements. Wait until we get an artist in the family, methinks
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I don't think I've laughed so hard at an LP when I realized that not only does Grey Hunter call him Brusier in the thread, he actually named him that in the game. Never change, Grey Hunter.
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marry one of the flamingos
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Sir Potato posted:I don't think I've laughed so hard at an LP when I realized that not only does Grey Hunter call him Brusier in the thread, he actually named him that in the game. Never change, Grey Hunter. It's french or something. I defiantly run with my spelling mistakes.
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You're going to be the start of a dynasty. Own the company. Romantically pursuing your married boss can in no way go wrong. You need a bigger house. By bigger I mean one barely big enough to fit around the bed.
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I think a huge muddy shaggy dog is the best choice for a hobo. Preferably white so the mud shows better. Give your boss that kiss and if she's receptive then wreck that home. And I'm reiterating my vote to get the Charisma skill up. That skill levels from talking to people but it doesn't start until we unlock it.
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Sleeping with the boss sounds like the thing Brusier would do. It's not even all about the money since it looks like he actually has feelings for her. I have no strong opinions on what kind of dog to get, but I support the "one flamingo per update" idea.
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Formalize it as an extra point for every 10 flamingos? One flamingo can be purchased per Sim per update.
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If my dad had a collection of flamingos and he kept buying another every month, the second he moved into a home or died I'd sell that off.
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Crazycryodude posted:Formalize it as an extra point for every 10 flamingos? One flamingo can be purchased per Sim per update. That would work!
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The flamingos are going to be the equivalent of a prisoner's ticks for each day he's trapped there. An excellent way to keep track of how many in game days it's been since the start of the legacy. I agree that he should get to the library to get that very first Charisma skill point, so all his mooching can passively rank up Charisma afterwards. Alternately, try to hit on boss lady first, and if she rejects Brusier, that could be the motivation he needs to study some people skills. (If she accepts his advances, wreck that home to build your own!)
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I say go for the barmaid. I really don't like NTR/cheating type stuff, even if it's all virtual.
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sincx posted:I say go for the barmaid. Seducing a married lady is not NTR. Neither, in fact, is swinging. NTR is a way different thing. ...But yes, go for the barmaid. Girl thicc.
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Go for everyone. Simultaneously.
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Go for the barmaid. She seems fun, and getting romantically involved with your boss is a terrible idea. Please put a roof over your bed.
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you hosed up some bold tags in your post get a roof over your bed
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John Lee posted:Seducing a married lady is not NTR. What is NTR? Non-traditional relationship?
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simplefish posted:What is NTR? It's a fetish for being on the receiving end of being cuckolded physically and emotionally. Marry Boss 1 Flamingo per update and Walls, it really bothers me that our furniture isn't wrecked by rain, wind and vandals or stolen by thieves. RA Rx fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Aug 20, 2017 |
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RA Rx posted:It's a fetish for being on the receiving end of being cuckolded physically and emotionally. Out of curiosity, do we need a floor on the surface before we can build a basement beneath it?
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Grey Hunter posted:That would work!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Out of curiosity, do we need a floor on the surface before we can build a basement beneath it? Nope. One of the things I liked to do in TS3 was build a vast underground bunker with an unassuming shack sitting in the middle of an 'abandoned' lot. I don't know whose idea it was at EAxis to give us five basement floors but I hope they went on to do more great things.
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Knowingly sleeping with a married person is an evil thing to do. If Bruiser had the Evil trait it might make sense, but I don't think he does. (Does he?) Accordingly, I vote to marry the barmaid since that's the non-evil choice here.
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The Deviations posted:Nope. Huh, I wasn't expecting multiple basement floors  .In that case I'm going to properly suggest that I think Brusier's long-term goal for his house should be one that's completely underground. He's already an ex-military survivalist, living off the land and local  .
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marry the barmaid we are building this empire from the ground up, future generations will look back fondly on the humble beginnings of their founding mother and father- hobo and barmaid. Plus there is obvious chemistry between the two! It's fate! Love at first sight!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Huh, I wasn't expecting multiple basement floors +1 for ending with an underground bunker-mansion. This has nothing to do with me playing Dwarf Fortress lately. Not at all. 
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SchrodingersFish posted:marry the barmaid we are building this empire from the ground up, future generations will look back fondly on the humble beginnings of their founding mother and father- hobo and barmaid. Plus there is obvious chemistry between the two! It's fate! Love at first sight! I like the sound of that. I change my vote to the fat barmaid.
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Boss: 7 Barmaid: 5 Everyone: 1 Flamingo: 1 Perhaps sufficient Flamingo worship will one day turn one of the statues into Brusier's perfect wife (who never leaves the couch, as static in life as she was a lawn ornament). PS. It's easier if you bold your votes.
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Marry the barmaid. It was meant to be.
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The barmaid! Also Bunker under the park!
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Bunker under the park!
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Go for the barmaid and definitely do the bunker. The only external part should be whatever enclosure is necessary for the stairway, and an entire flock of pink flamingos.
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The barmaid makes more sense but Bruiser is laser focused in his lack of effort and so boss is the true mooch path.
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Mr. Enterprise, build that bunker!
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