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Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011



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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).



That time Andrew Sullivan almost got deported for smoking pot because a NPS cop busted him on federal land.

Orange Devil
Sep 30, 2010

CUNT



The gently caress am I looking at here?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin


Orange Devil posted:

The gently caress am I looking at here?

Former Iranian president speaking to the pilot of a very real (why do you ask?) Iranian stealth fighter. All the other planes are in the hanger too, right out of frame.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
no neckbeard, though.



Nap Ghost

Thump! posted:

Steve Scalise got he dick and balls all shot up and for some reason the shooter isn’t as memorialized as Dorner

Actually pretty hosed up since Dorner was just a cop Incel that happened to direct a portion of his violence at other cops. The Revolutionary Home Inspector didn't start out by shooting a young woman out on a date.

I think its the drama, Dorner was on the run for days, and had road chases and shootouts, whereas the Scalise Pelvis Demolition Service was done in an hour or so. No time for dozens of breathless newscasts with updates, no time for people to imagine action movie scenarios.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Get me the thrombic modulator






Fun Shoe

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Actually pretty hosed up since Dorner was just a cop Incel that happened to direct a portion of his violence at other cops. The Revolutionary Home Inspector didn't start out by shooting a young woman out on a date.

I think its the drama, Dorner was on the run for days, and had road chases and shootouts, whereas the Scalise Pelvis Demolition Service was done in an hour or so. No time for dozens of breathless newscasts with updates, no time for people to imagine action movie scenarios.

dorner actually killed a cop's daughter and her boyfriend. it wasn't just actual cops he was killing

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011



Orange Devil posted:

The gently caress am I looking at here?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
no neckbeard, though.



Nap Ghost

Spergin Morlock posted:

dorner actually killed a cop's daughter and her boyfriend. it wasn't just actual cops he was killing

Yeah, thats what I said, Dorner is a cop incel who started out killing a young woman (and her boyfriend, who I forgot about). The home inspector dude didn't, and is far more deserving of the lionization Dorner has recieved.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost





putting the stickers on the model is always the hardest part

COMPAGNIE TOMMY
Jan 24, 2016

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not...




In the first pic I thought it was that stupid propeller suicide boat*

*a quick google tells me it's actually an ekranoplan but still pretty bad

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

Spergin Morlock posted:

dorner actually killed a cop's daughter and her boyfriend. it wasn't just actual cops he was killing

he might have been a hero cop, but at the end of the day he was still a cop

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"


Orange Devil posted:

The gently caress am I looking at here?

You're looking at a very real and definitely can fly plane in 2013

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

"...and we sent them to the nursing homes! In the middle of a pandemic!"

jisforjosh posted:

You're looking at a very real and definitely can fly plane in 2013



Wait, what are those four pixels?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

I'm brOKedn


Slippery Tilde

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Yeah, thats what I said, Dorner is a cop incel who started out killing a young woman (and her boyfriend, who I forgot about). The home inspector dude didn't, and is far more deserving of the lionization Dorner has recieved.

home inspector dude also tagged a few ss agents iirc

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgO1LUijb0k

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo


Liberals going out and literally having brunch after Biden won.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005

Nosferatu Enthusiast
@shrecknet



our nation's widest president

https://twitter.com/shrecknet/status/1156631382539624448

even Taft at least looked good

COMPAGNIE TOMMY
Jan 24, 2016

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not...





This is why watching things electing officials in their original intended aspect ratio is important it's not 16:9, it's 4:3

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

Shrecknet posted:

our nation's widest president

https://twitter.com/shrecknet/status/1156631382539624448

even Taft at least looked good



donít post your own tweets lol

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

NUKE THEIR ASS
TAKE THEIR GAS


Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs86KZ7_9HE

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo


Elizabeth Warren's master plan to give us Medicare for All if she was elected president:

1. Use the congressional budget for 2021 to patch in some hotfixes for Obamacare.
2. Do basically nothing else for two years.
3. Formally introduce MFA legislation after the GOP takes back Congress in her third year.

Also, the pitch tried to thread the eye of needle of nominally not raising federal taxes which impressed a bunch of wonky dorks for no good reason. (Instead of like... making the compelling argument that MFA would save people money, and that taxes aren't bad if they go into good things.)

Also, after releasing the details of her plan to set MFA up for failure, she collapsed in the polls.

Echo Chamber has issued a correction as of 05:35 on May 4, 2021

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



Echo Chamber posted:

Elizabeth Warren's master plan to give us Medicare for All if she was elected president:

1. Use the congressional budget for 2021 to patch in some hotfixes for Obamacare.
2. Do basically nothing else for two years.
3. Formally introduce MFA legislation after the GOP takes back Congress in her third year.

Also, the pitch tried to thread the eye of needle of nominally not raising federal taxes which impressed a bunch of wonky dorks for no good reason. (Instead of like... making the compelling argument that MFA would save people money, and that taxes aren't bad if they go into good things.)

Also, after releasing the details of her plan to set MFA up for failure, she collapsed in the polls.

Why would Bernie do this!?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



The misogynistic snake emojis

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


gradenko_2000 posted:

The Call of Duty game where you board the USS Barack Obama to defend President Hillary Clinton and Secretary of Defense Stanley McChrystal from a PMC lead by Kevin Spacey

Was that the one shilled by ollie north

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010



Lipstick Apathy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Was that the one shilled by ollie north

No, that was a different Call of Duty game.

In that other one, Oliver North recruits you to help Jonas Savimbi's UNITA rebels overthrow the socialist government of Angola and their Cuban allies.

He then sends you to Afghanistan to help the Mudjahideen against the Soviet occupation.

During this mission, you find that there is a fictional Columbian drug lord, Raul Menendez, who is using the conflict to make a profit by selling drugs in exchange for arms, which he then sends back to Latin and South America. You team up with Manuel Noriega to try and assassinate him in Panama, but fail and tragically kill his sister instead.

The game then skips ahead some 25 years, with Menendez now powerful enough to lead an entire bloc of Latin American nations in a "militant populist" movement, and you have to defend the G20 meeting of world leaders from a drone attack instigated by Menendez, followed by needing to stop his cyber hackers from triggering a second Cold War between NATO, and China and her allies in Asia.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!





gradenko_2000 posted:

No, that was a different Call of Duty game.

In that other one, Oliver North recruits you to help Jonas Savimbi's UNITA rebels overthrow the socialist government of Angola and their Cuban allies.

He then sends you to Afghanistan to help the Mudjahideen against the Soviet occupation.

During this mission, you find that there is a fictional Columbian drug lord, Raul Menendez, who is using the conflict to make a profit by selling drugs in exchange for arms, which he then sends back to Latin and South America. You team up with Manuel Noriega to try and assassinate him in Panama, but fail and tragically kill his sister instead.

The game then skips ahead some 25 years, with Menendez now powerful enough to lead an entire bloc of Latin American nations in a "militant populist" movement, and you have to defend the G20 meeting of world leaders from a drone attack instigated by Menendez, followed by needing to stop his cyber hackers from triggering a second Cold War between NATO, and China and her allies in Asia.

Dang so you play as the bad guy again? What a tired COD trope.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



I thought Nod was written really hamfistedly evil for no reason in Command & Conquer, then I come to find out 20 years later that Amerikkka does worse on an incredibly regular basis.

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010


Jeffrey Toobin cranking one on a Zoom call

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005



Nap Ghost

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Jeffrey Toobin cranking one on a Zoom call

The NY Times writing a long sympathy article on how Toobin was unfairly punished just because he was cranking his tiny cock on video in a large business meeting until he busted everywhere.

Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone.

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paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020



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ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010


DMCrimson posted:

The NY Times writing a long sympathy article on how Toobin was unfairly punished just because he was cranking his tiny cock on video in a large business meeting until he busted everywhere.

Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone.



He's still on paid leave from CNN and will probably be back at some point.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010



COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

This is why watching things electing officials in their original intended aspect ratio is important it's not 16:9, it's 4:3

Zack Snyder's President Trop

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011


This avatar should not be read as endorsing any violence against women, only the destruction of the United States of America.


ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Jeffrey Toobin cranking one on a Zoom call

always put a napkin over your webcam before jerkin it during work hours

fuckin amateur

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



The Grey Lady putting a half dozen reporters on the Dersh beat.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lipstick Apathy

Platystemon posted:

The Grey Lady putting a half dozen reporters on the Dersh beat.

the dersh beat being he wasn't welcome to parties on Nantucket or Martha's Vinyard or wherever lmao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Get me the thrombic modulator






Fun Shoe

Flavius Aetass posted:

always put a napkin over your webcam before jerkin it during work hours

fuckin amateur

you can buy little adhesive shutters for laptop webcams for like $2

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Toobin had his own adhesive shudders.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



Platystemon posted:

Toobin had his own adhesive shudders.
x'D

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface


Hair Elf

Liz Warren's healthcare reform plan included No Child Left Behind but for hospitals

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


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