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Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
Kramer just found an audience who would like his Laugh Factory bit.

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

ivanka inserting herself into a conversation at the g20.

https://twitter.com/BBCParham/status/1145074623035449357

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Trucker Hat posted:

Bolsonaro was back in the hospital with a nasogastric tube pulling turds from his gut out of his nose.

Does anyone have a link to an article from when it happened the first time in July 2019? The only places I can find mention of 1 liter/kg of poo poo being pulled out of the Brazilian president's nose are unverified Twitter accounts, and I don't want to live in a world where that isn't true :(

It might technically be chyme

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
In researching bolsonaro poops I have remembered for the first time that he recommend making GBS threads every second day to help the environment.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
Slippery Tilde

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

smexy

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Animal-Mother posted:

Alex Jones filming a Klan rally and saying "Nothing against Jews, but underneath those hoods, I bet it looks like the cast of Seinfeld under there."

in the episode where they attend the 1/6 rally George is the one who gets shot

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Remember when the queen was alive

Lol

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Remember when the queen was alive

Lol

Isnt she gestating in a cucoon or something

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
cuckoon

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

She’s alive, my bet’s on her being vented or something similar where she’s on life support but stable

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Suddenly Remembered that Karl rove’s white house nickname was “turd blossom” lol

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Fortaleza posted:

Suddenly Remembered that Karl rove’s white house nickname was “turd blossom” lol

i think that was just what Bush called him. To his face. All the time.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
A guy from here w a pronounced philtrum fired wildly into a crowd of Proud Boys and shot the toe off a guy named "Tiny Toes"

the guy is like 40 and has two children

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Trucker Hat posted:

Bolsonaro was back in the hospital with a nasogastric tube pulling turds from his gut out of his nose.

Does anyone have a link to an article from when it happened the first time in July 2019? The only places I can find mention of 1 liter/kg of poo poo being pulled out of the Brazilian president's nose are unverified Twitter accounts, and I don't want to live in a world where that isn't true :(

I'm not sure they ever actually reconnected anything after he got stabbed

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

A guy from here w a pronounced philtrum fired wildly into a crowd of Proud Boys and shot the toe off a guy named "Tiny Toes"

the guy is like 40 and has two children

why was it so long

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
It might only have been yesterday, but lol at the time that the CDC crashed a truck full of plague monkeys

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hU6zahHJQA

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

ikanreed posted:

It might only have been yesterday, but lol at the time that the CDC crashed a truck full of plague monkeys

12 monkeys to be exact

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

zegermans posted:

12 monkeys to be exact

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

ikanreed posted:

It might only have been yesterday, but lol at the time that the CDC crashed a truck full of plague monkeys

lmao wait what

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Trucker Hat posted:

Bolsonaro was back in the hospital with a nasogastric tube pulling turds from his gut out of his nose.

Does anyone have a link to an article from when it happened the first time in July 2019? The only places I can find mention of 1 liter/kg of poo poo being pulled out of the Brazilian president's nose are unverified Twitter accounts, and I don't want to live in a world where that isn't true :(

it would honestly be harder to find articles from when it wasn't happening.

edit : forgot to leave a link, by way of apology, enjoy the headline via DayOnePatch - Brazilian Bozo Bolsonaro Bedridden by Bowel Blockage

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jul/14/bolsonaro-brazil-hospital-hiccups

That was from 2021, the 2019 event him getting pneumonia after having his colostomy bag removed, which had stemmed from an earlier stabbing at a rally. my dude loves hospitals! can't get enough

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/28/americas/brazilian-president-stab-wound-surgery-recovery/index.html

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana has issued a correction as of 19:18 on Jan 25, 2022

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

fuckin lol

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Lib and let die posted:

lmao wait what

Don't worry. They don't know what unknown simian pathogen the missing monkey had

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Ted Cruz campaigning for the man who publicly humiliated him over and over

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ted cruz accidentally hitting his wife and not giving enough of a poo poo to even see if she was okay

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Dinosaur Gum
Ted Cruz blaming his daughter when he ran away to Mexico where they have a more reliable electrical grid

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I was in the country with only broadcast TV last weekend, and saw someone impersonating Ted Cruz on SNL, and it just wasn't mean enough for me

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Ted Cruz being a big fan of Corey Chase

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The giant collage of masks Cuomo had nailed to his wall during the global mask shortage

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


ted Cruz liking twitter porn on 9/11

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Ted Cruz trying to kiss his daughter on camera and her wanting nothing to do with him

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ted cruz soliloquy devoted to butter

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin



lol this was just in November?????????????????????????


careful, large image

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Small Pelosi

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Obama got the Nobel peace prize for literally no reason

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