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Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://twitter.com/henrykrinkie/status/991863479823892480?s=21

# ¿ May 3, 2018 11:48

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 07:29

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

He�s baaaaaaaack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt35BYEOlEw

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 02:42

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

im on the net me boys posted:

The Iraq supergun

No match for the Gay Bomb

# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 05:52

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNVi1wXPEto

# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 23:09

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Hillary got schlonged

# ¿ May 31, 2019 21:31

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

t boone pickens

# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 06:58

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

uber_stoat posted:

rip

yet another point in favor of the pickens plan

# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 09:25

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

i just remembered this meltdown lol

�sgt_goomba� posted:

The thread got gassed before I could hit send. I guess it's fitting, since I'm saluting trolls and this is a thread about trolls:

I'm just standing in amazement. Sax, jozier, and all the other trolls, this was really a epic accomplishment. The original obamaramma thread generated massive viewership, enthusiasm, and donations. Pillowpants managed to gather, what, a billion dollars for the campaign through "city name". Now all of that is dead. If left to continue, who knows how much money he could have generated by November. You've caused appreciable damage to a national campaign, just by being persistent cocksuckers. My hat goes off to you.

i can�t recall the actual event that triggered it tho. anyone?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 04:26

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://youtu.be/4FHd5JDhu5A

Stato-Masochist has issued a correction as of 00:04 on Feb 13, 2020

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 23:59

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

the united states air force wanted to make a gay bomb, a bomb that makes you gay https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 14:31

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/913068407133736961?s=21

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 19:03

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1236778368533700609?s=21

# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 16:53

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Fortaleza posted:

Former Nixon acolyte and speechwriter Ben Stein once had his own game show on Comedy Central

and jimmy kimmel was his sidekick

# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 03:45

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8uJAaMKyfI

# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 04:42

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

this plea must have worked because to this day i still haven�t heard anybody saying the false rumors https://twitter.com/nikkihaley/status/1164267307138453504?s=21&t=8HnOVeOFMuztPHF8Z7Af6g

# ¿ May 24, 2022 22:04

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

black twitter ain�t havin no bernie

# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 19:34

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPRQIzW_vL4

# ¿ Jun 22, 2022 03:49

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

that time a basque separatist group assassinated a franco prime minister with a bomb that launched his car over an entire church

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 08:58

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Marco Gutierrez, founder of Latinos for Trump posted:

My culture is a very dominant culture, and it's imposing and it's causing problems. If you don't do something about it, you're going to have taco trucks on every corner.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2022 00:05

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Let�s dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn�t know what he�s doing; he knows exactly what he�s doing.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2022 07:39

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

erosion posted:

Then immediately getting owned by Chris Christie, of all people. That has to sting.

feeling like poo poo, just want the 2016 republican primary race back

# ¿ Aug 20, 2022 10:42

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://twitter.com/sentedcruz/status/1207463742113558528?s=21&t=skLceWsJzlAc5o6Ub3voAg

# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 07:41

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Phlogiston 4 Lyfe posted:

The Mayor Pete dance, and how it was actually designed for disabled people, not just an incredible focus group fuckup, and if you make fun of it you're basically history's greatest monster.

https://twitter.com/nickciarelli/status/1205354210465742848?s=21&t=GHTj-6z_zqifTRVg2028zw

# ¿ Aug 25, 2022 11:46

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

you worked for a company that was fixing bread prices

# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 06:27

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Ronald Reagan posted:

A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 09:05

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/679506175239532545?s=46&t=XLIFOcsJHlmxpRCSXB8FIQ

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 01:24

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

The time some white house(?) spokesman was going on about how we have to aggressively oppose Iran at every turn because they�re a repressive fundamentalist theocracy, and then some journalist was like �yeah, but Saudi Arabia is all that too, and we love those guys, what�s up with that?� And the spokesman was just dead silent and stock still for like 30 solid seconds lol. The only thing missing was sparks shooting out of his head.

The video�s still gotta be out there, but I haven�t had luck searching for it.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 14:52

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 07:29

Stato-Masochist: Aug 22, 2010; the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Melania�s body double

# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 01:57

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