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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > funny politics shit you remember: The Maltese Failson
 
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vyelkin posted:

I remember excitedly volunteering for Bernie, pretty funny poo poo imo
* # ¿ Oct 31, 2020 13:34
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EdStone

* # ¿ Nov 17, 2020 15:31
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

As expected, the president had a robust and flavorful Bud Light. Henry Louis Gates Jr. nursed a reliably dadlike beer: Sam Adams Light. Sergeant James Crowley took nonthreatening sips of Blue Moon. And vice-president Joe Biden drank a beer we never heard of: Buckler. We know nothing about it because it’s Heineken’s nonalcoholic brand.

Was this before Obama was brewing in the White House? I remember that being a whole thing and they released the recipes and such.

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mrmcd posted:

This was less than a month ago but I just explained it to a coworker in a convo and laughed so...


https://twitter.com/AmazonHelp/status/1327654526963376128

https://twitter.com/amazonhelp/status/1327635102302613505

* # ¿ Dec 4, 2020 20:23
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Koos Group posted:

I'm afraid that's incorrect.




lol

* # ¿ Dec 29, 2020 00:08
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Kazzah posted:

the Chapos completely ignoring the gravel teens


the one gravel teen that thought joining the military was going to be a good idea

* # ¿ Jan 1, 2021 00:38
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muscles like this! posted:

Beto tried to run for President when he couldn't even win against Ted Cruz.

Beto trying to become a swear guy

* # ¿ Jan 4, 2021 15:56
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Filthy Hans posted:

Mark Karpeles and MTGox

MTGox being a Magic the Gathering card website

* # ¿ Jan 5, 2021 23:42
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Guccifer 2.0

* # ¿ Jan 6, 2021 23:54
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Laterite posted:

the entire liberal establishment rending their garments in the aftermath, and then all rolling over to confirm ACB in her place lol

https://twitter.com/rezaaslan/status/1307107507131875330

* # ¿ Jan 13, 2021 20:06
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Hillary Clinton will never be president.

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:08
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that time in 2008 hillary said she wasn't dropping out in case barack obama got bobby kennedy'd

* # ¿ Feb 18, 2021 18:12
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:

that qanon dude who whacked a mob boss in NJ.

Head of the Gambino Crime Family

* # ¿ Mar 23, 2021 17:42
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Jeffrey Toobin cranking one on a Zoom call

* # ¿ May 4, 2021 19:21
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DMCrimson posted:

The NY Times writing a long sympathy article on how Toobin was unfairly punished just because he was cranking his tiny cock on video in a large business meeting until he busted everywhere.

Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone.



He's still on paid leave from CNN and will probably be back at some point.

* # ¿ May 4, 2021 19:49
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ben shapino posted:

hail satan
* # ¿ May 7, 2021 00:18
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Fishmech's what now?

Fishmech was running an illicit goon porn ftp

* # ¿ Aug 24, 2021 14:16
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Lib and let die posted:

lmao 1/6
* # ¿ Dec 14, 2021 15:31
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sexpig by night posted:

remember when Warren had a whole page on her website about how she is NOT on antipsychotics?

and her racist tchotchkes

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ro5s posted:

party plane jones
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fermun posted:

Zucc floating the idea of a politics run by doing a cross-country tour meeting with people in rural areas and having pictures taken from down low where he's in the foreground so that it looks like he's as tall as the people he's meeting with

Zucc then going for a jog with a bunch of body guards in China where he's doing a weird bouncing run and having pictures taken while he's up in the air so that it looks like he's as tall as his body guards

lmao, guy's so insecure about his height.
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"a little hug for the Bushy"

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projecthalaxy posted:

The maoist d&d podcast that broke up after a struggle session regarding how the profits from their new microbrewery should be divided

no way

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Lib and let die posted:

Sorry, I prefer my headcanon.
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Amp has issued a correction as of 01:57 on Mar 26, 2022

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Lib and let die posted:

until the year two-thousand-and-twenty anno domini, the state of rhode island's formal name was "the state of rhode island and providence plantations"

didn't realize they changed it

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MikeCrotch posted:

How can you have half a button press

watch the video

* # ¿ May 17, 2022 17:06
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mawarannahr posted:

Chinedu the Lis Smith Guy

EasyChinedu owned

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the sex ghost posted:

Mayor Pete saying in front of his husband that if there was a pill to stop him being gay he'd take it

Mayor Pete and his husband adopting a child as a last ditch effort to save their clearly failing marriage

* # ¿ May 17, 2022 17:36
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that's not funny at all

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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

is this real? lol

yeah

* # ¿ Oct 7, 2022 13:50
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Lib and let die posted:

Narragansett?

liz warren has never said "hi neighbor" while tossing a 'gansett over the fence

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Lib and let die posted:

Buddy Cianci. The whole god damned thing, from being made man in office to selling gravy from prison.

had a friend whose mom worked for him and said he would go out and then come back and touch the tube tv to see if it was warm to see if his staff was loving around when he wasn't there

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