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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Dangerous Donald

# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 21:39

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 19:37

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

"If you don't like Hillary, don't vote for her :smug:

"

narrator voice: they didn't

# ¿ Jun 24, 2019 19:29

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

I want to be in it. Man, I'm just born to be in it.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 17:32

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

WampaLord posted:

This grows funnier with every day that passes, but particularly yesterday.

every time I saw his face I heard it in my head

# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 18:28

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

lol and then they said "oh it's just a touch of light pneumonia"

then to prove she was okay and pneumonia-free she hugged a little girl while leaving chelsea's apartment and you could hear the cameraman go "oh, for christ's sake" (0:12 in the clip)
https://twitter.com/ABCLiz/status/774999166489690113

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 17:06

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

It's incredible how highly choreographed yet chaotically stupid the clinton campaign was

"Because we�re going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business" *campaign manager shrugs at camera, curb your enthusiasm theme plays*

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 17:15

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

She was just swooning over how electable she was

# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 22:08

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

So this is barely a month ago but I wasn't really sure where else to post these besides the debate thread

but they're funny politics things I suddenly remember sometimes so vOv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gyR1x0EXsU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gka3IaTvZiM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0YP0O5ieEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepP2AzbhrQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A89YQqJ6_ME

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 21:36

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/662070477737893888?s=21

lmfao

# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 01:40

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 17:09

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Homeless Friend posted:

Imo the funniest headline by far

# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 07:22

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Homeless Friend posted:

just wanna quote and lol at this again

# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 17:03

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 20:01

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

cool dance moves posted:

Twitter winemoms flipping their poo poo when Bernie was photographed with a black dude who was catering some fried chicken from his restaurant for an event

that was some A+ military-grade purstrain projection :kiss:

# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 02:35

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Pete Davidson is wayyy too ugly for tv how did this happen

I dunno he seemed fine in Mr. Robot

# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 19:12

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

The Hillary campaign trying to do what Trump did with schoolyard name taunts and coming up with Dangerous Donald

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 06:59

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

christmas boots posted:

I still think she should have gone with Donnie Dumbass

that would have required

1. a lack of adherence to decorum (dumbass is a swear word :o:

)
2. enough creativity to realize you could switch the order of the name and modifier or taunt

e:

WampaLord posted:

I think the real key was nailing down the person's flaws so succinctly.

yeah this too. Though to the Hillary campaign, he could be seen as "dangerous." they just didn't realize that the danger he (supposedly) presented was to the status quo, and people didn't really like or want to protect the status quo

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 16:22

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Office Commando posted:

wut

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 16:35

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Hedenius posted:

In 2013 the former chairman of the Swedish Left Party published a picture on instagram that was supposed to show off his Liverpool F.C. tatoo. He didn't notice that his dick was visible in the picture.

Lmao sure he didn't

# ¿ Oct 26, 2019 00:35

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

lol just lol if you don't save used motor oil to drizzle onto heaping scoops of rocky road

# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 22:42

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

actually you forgot Poland

# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 04:59

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

GalacticAcid posted:

...how old do you think most goons are

Old enough that most of our peers don't know what SA or goons are

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 22:24

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

MikeCrotch posted:

The FBI dealing with the Black Panthers by just murdering Fred Hampton while he was in bed

How is this funny

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 14:35

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

MikeCrotch posted:

Sometimes all you can do is laugh (before the Philadelphia police department drop a bomb on your house)

that's a fair reaction but I still wouldn't post it in the "funny politics things" thread, because that kind of laughter is extremely different from "this was funny" laughter

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 16:48

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

MaxieSatan posted:

idk, I'd argue it's funny in the same way that "both kissinger and obama have Nobel Peace Prizes" is funny

Sure, that's funny. If the person who killed Fred Hampton had gotten a nobel peace prize that might be a wry lol to look back on. But the Fred Hampton post would be more like posting "that time Kissinger oversaw Operation Menu" or "that time obama used a drone to blow up a wedding"

Which, again, are situations where sometimes the only thing you can do is laugh, but that doesn't make them a funny thing to reminisce about.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 17:13

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Ross DaouThot posted:

2016- pokemon go to the polls
2020- ahegao to the polls

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 05:36

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

paul_soccer10 posted:

I've long suspected that if this idiot hadn't gotten himself shot, the Malheur occupation might have inspired some other 2A morons to try something similar, because until that happened there was loving nothing at all happening to any of them except for some potential prison time. Like christ, people were sending them care packages and the cops were letting them through

But Lavoy had a fuckin hardon to be a martyr and showed the world that being a white guy wouldn't stop uncle sam from gunning you down too.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2019 23:54

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Parity warning posted:

https://twitter.com/DanteAtkins/status/1194514528551211008

lmfao this thread

"Oh you got death threats from bernie supporters? You should share some screenshots"

"No it was over the phone, they called them in so I can't screenshot them"

# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 22:34

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

https://twitter.com/FernandoPeinado/status/694345745420320768

# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 18:18

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

MD2020 posted:

Are you insinuating that Chelsea does not, in fact, look cool?

https://mobile.twitter.com/variety_claudia/status/854075323314429952?lang=en

how much do you think it burns her up that she went from "ascendant American royal" to "getting yelled at by the proles for sticking her nose where it doesn't belong for a photo op"