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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

GalacticAcid posted:

Dennis Hastert is a pedophile

and many of his colleagues still refuse to believe it

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 19:21

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the president sticking cigars up an intern's pussy to smoke later is so filthy that it tried to slide off the radar

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 19:22

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

bob dole: "bob dole"

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 22:04

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

bush the lesser outlawed research into animal-human hybrids

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 00:15

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

remember when the borg lady with big boobs made barack obama president

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 01:02

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

GalacticAcid posted:

Bobby Jindal kidnapping a woman to perform an exorcism on her

he also had a half catholic half hindu wedding and somehow didn't get excommunicated

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 15:27

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

cheney didn't have a heartbeat for 18 months and then *~somehow~* talked a transplant surgeon into operating on his old rear end after managing to secure a donor match

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 23:49

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

david vitter has a diaper fetish and got reelected on a family values message after the dc madam that revealed it got killed

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 17:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

SoupyTwist posted:

Sarah Palin giving a conference in front of turkeys getting killed.

sarah palin getting interviewed at her home and losing her poo poo at her husband, whipping cans of soup at his head and adding more dents to the front of their fridge

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 22:56

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jose posted:

Bobby Jindal having his official portrait make his skin lighter

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 23:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

old.flv posted:

It really is crazy

isn't she also british

it doesn't make sense

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 06:45

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 20:54

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

obama is a secret gay prostitute

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 23:19

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

got any sevens posted:

everything about Palin:

Alaska electing that moron
"you can see Russia from my house"
her quitting midway through her term
'Nailin Palin'
her getting a reality show

can't name a newspaper or book she's read lately

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 20:05

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 20:23

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Peanut President posted:

New York and New Jersey getting billions of dollars in aid to fix up their mansions after a small hurricane while New Orleans was still under water.

eh hurricane isaac wasn't too bad we only shut the city down for like a week and a half or so

but lol forever at sub-cat 1 ~~tropical depression~~ SUPERSTORM SANDY

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

we were in the warehouse district and didn't lose it at all but my office in kenner was down for two weeks yeah

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:38

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

do you think clinton ever shared his pussycigars with foreign dignitaries

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 07:43

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the libertarian primary debate when a candidate advocated for the legality of child pornography

the other libertarian primary debate when a candidate came up on stage in a speedo

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 17:32

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jose posted:

John McAfee ran for president after fleeing belize for murdering someone and making a drug factory to get high off

there was a long-running yospos thread about it titled John McAfee Does Meth, Stabs Neighbor, Evades Police

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 21:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

hahahahaha

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 23:17

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

climate change is a chinese hoax

# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 21:23

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

paul ryan's favorite band hates him

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 01:48

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

glenn beck crying on-camera about going completely blind "in a few months" like 5 years ago

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 16:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

and she said how it was just tattoos from her viking heritage and how 88 was her favorite nascar or some poo poo

just lol at attempting to explain away multiple neonazi tattoos

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 15:43

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

glenn beck: ex-morning radio shock jock and adult convert to mormonism

# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 00:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 22:41

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

MonsieurChoc posted:

Strom Thurmond. Just, all of it.

his mixed-race child that he fathered with his parents' maid

just like mccain

# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 18:00

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i'm really surprised that there wasn't more "mccain is a manchurian candidate" stuff in 2008

# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 18:17

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

resisting arrest is a hate crime in louisiana

# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 18:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

that song is about ugly chicks in the club

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 19:07

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

trump's weirdo doctor just straightup telling the media what specific medications he's on

# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 23:17

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

beautiful human submarines still cracks me up

# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 18:31

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

r-money being the white horse of mormon prophecy

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 20:50

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

dubya's autobiography where he said the lowest part of his presidency was when kanye said he didn't care about black people

# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 17:38

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 17:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 19:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

george double-u bush essentially shut down the EPA for 8 years and buried all of their climate research because his family is horny for oil

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 08:39

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 19:41

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

he just got outta prison after serving 13 months

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 18:16

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