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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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the american press once jacked off for a whole day about how john kerry ordered a cheesesteak

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

also he didn’t deserve to be president- watch the video where the guy who brings up skull and bones is tasered just for mentioning it. controlled opposition scumbag who deserved to get swiftboated
that was the kampus kop's fault, not kerry's

(also the student's for pitching a fit as soon as the cop touched him)

Gazpacho has issued a correction as of 22:32 on Dec 17, 2019

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Spergin Morlock posted:

lol yes, and the kid was clearly not being threatening. he was straight up attacked by kerry's security for mentioning S&B
they probably thought he was a schizophrenic, which he did not exactly contradict by hollering and carrying on after his microphone was cut

Gazpacho has issued a correction as of 22:41 on Dec 17, 2019

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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the guy that got tased is now a fash btw

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Modest Mao posted:

fascism is a failed revolution or w/e
agreed that he's a failure

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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btw here's a v. accurate retrospective on the 2004 campaign and how it informed the present

quote:

The main contention of Bush’s 2004 campaign, his frame, was that Democrats were kinda pussies and kinda gay. They were pussies because they didn’t love war enough, even though most Democratic legislators had voted for both of the wars. They were kinda gay because Bush had taken up the mantle for “traditional marriage” to great effect, and also because they were effete, fruity, Birkenstock-wearing nerds, as they were conventionally described on talk radio. They had gone to Oberlin and probably experimented while they were there. They were prissy and weak-wristed and didn’t know how to wave the flag.

Bush, on the other hand, the scion of America’s most successful political dynasty, a man cosseted his entire life by an almost inconceivable level of privilege and wealth, was a man’s man. You knew this because occasionally he would return to his adopted home state of Texas and cut down trees with a chainsaw.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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David Cameron put his fleshy pole in a dead pig's mouth

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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trump did a product endorsement on the gat-drat resolute desk

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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It’s been a month since trump ordered unemployment checks from the bank of fema

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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He'll Cut The Head Off ISIS And Take Their Oil.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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I remember only weeks before the 2016 election he started putting out lib peace feelers, quickly retracted ofc

Also Ann coulter begging people to buy her last Obama era book or she’d have to do a cookbook next

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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lol remember that time dems took a promise from mcconnell

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Boris Yeltsin sneaked out of his guest house at night during a us state visit to get a pizza lol

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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WHY BONER NOW posted:

Do you guys remember Obama's tax structure had a benchmark at 250k, so there were lawyers and dentists etc trying to cut their income below 250k in order to avoid paying more taxes. Either due to sheer malice/fighting the man, or because in this country you can earn 250k+ and still not understand what a marginal progressive tax is

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Business/Economy/story%3fid=6975547&page=1
if someone manages their withholding very closely to avoid getting a refund and then messes it up there's a penalty

also some people are just plain angry about tax brackets

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Trump quoted Bane in his finkin inauguration speech

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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C-SPAM thought Trump was going to die of covfefe and then he didn't.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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mrmcd posted:

Lol just remembered about the time like 15 years ago where Steve Bannon grifted like 10 million off of chuds for the wall and then just spent it on a luxury yacht, but it all came crashing down the day he got captured by the postal navy.
itym the post guard :newlol:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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gradenko_2000 posted:

Anthony Scaramucci
:allears:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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trump threw a fit because he couldn't buy greenland lmfoa

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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tolerited

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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australians playing american just frustrates the hell out of me

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Just remembered that guy that crashed a train to WAKE UP AMERICA to the hospital ship conspiracy

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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revolutionary war airports

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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it's also a trip to get into a conversation with conservative tools about "tort reform" and they start talking about cases that involved contractual breach because they have no idea what a tort is in the first place other than "business do what business want"

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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the discharge put him on the hook for his tuition btw, so i guess he's legit proletarianized now

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Obama giving Clinton a half-hearted last-minute endorsement just to keep her from losing to a clown man

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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the v-shaped recovery lmao

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8FWH747HBs

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Libs worried that trump would start tweeting through the emergency alert system once he was in office

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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pussy caps

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PLDBY4jlcE

good stuff starts at 1:22 and a legend is born at 3:04

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Bush couldn’t imagine an America that doesn’t go out and shop. Imagine no more lmao

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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In 20 years the us could not eliminate the taliban

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Also just remembered that trumps staff showed him pics of 1970s Afghan college girls to persuade him that afghans could be civilized

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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and then everyone clapped, literally

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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gently caress SNEEP posted:

Alexander Hamilton is a dork
maybe but the government stepped on a rake every time it tried to do public finance differently from what he had proposed

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