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I just remembered that Jared Kushner couldn't get security clearance because he kept "forgetting" things that needed to be disclosed and that he was a security risk because of his massive debts to other countries and then Trump made them give him security clearance anyway.
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I just remembered the time that the White House got caught photoshopping pictures of Trump to make him skinnier and his fingers longer.
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May 16, 2020 02:17
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The new Trump/NFL feud reminded me of how Mike Pence went to a game with the express purpose of leaving early once the players started kneeling. Wasting thousands of taxpayer dollars to make an empty political statement.
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Jun 9, 2020 00:56
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quite stretched out posted:wasnt one of the jokes specifically making fun of how he always insists on inflated numbers of his wealth and he insisted that the number be higher Forbes has said that when dealing with Trump they have a special rule where any number he gives them they divide by three. (They also started applying this to Kanye after he started arguing with them about wanting to be called a billionaire.)
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Jun 16, 2020 23:00
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Broken Box posted:spicy sean hiding in the bushes The time Michele Bachmann hid in the bushes spying on a gay rights rally.
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Jun 23, 2020 02:48
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Kitfox88 posted:gently caress does cuomo care Just wanted to let you know that I got this.
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Jun 30, 2020 02:49
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System Metternich posted:when the US stole masks away from its allies by having people posted at airports whose job it was to spot mask shipments and bribe the workers with millions of dollars in cash lol The US federal government doing this to states also.
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Jul 2, 2020 12:39
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Also the time Jared Kushner went on TV and basically pulled the "maybe you should have planned ahead" thing to states about PPE saying that the Federal stockpile wasn't for states to use.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:26
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A post in another thread reminded me of the time that Putin stole Robert Kraft's super bowl ring by asking to see it, putting it on and then just walking away.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:33
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Also Kraft lied about it for like 8 years saying that he gave the ring to Putin to explain why it was missing.
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Jul 2, 2020 19:48
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How Republicans all lauded Joe the Plumber when he stuck it to Obama at a campaign stop. Then it was revealed the guy wasn't named Joe and he wasn't a plumber.
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Jul 9, 2020 03:13
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MikeCrotch posted:Kamala Harris saying they can't reduce the prison population in California because they won't have enough prisoners to press gang into fighting fires The fact that prisoners press ganged into fire fighting units can't actually turn the experience into jobs as fire fighters once they get out because fire departments won't hire ex-cons.
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Jul 20, 2020 22:19
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He's been cursed to become a bald David Mitchell.
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Jul 21, 2020 02:21
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The "best" part of CEO culture is how even if you get fired for gross incompetence, running the company into the ground or some other legal issue you still get paid millions of dollars. Carly Fiorina almost completely ruined HP and she still got paid $21 million after being forced out. loving ridiculous.
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Jul 28, 2020 02:39
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Back in 08 when he was running for office I had the joy of waiting outside my work because a fire alarm was going off and a delivery driver was waiting too and he started going off about Barrack HUSSEIN Obama. Really giving that middle name a ton of emphasis. Also while this was happening one of the IT guys was also outside and he was wearing a "Swift boat veterans for truth" shirt.
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Aug 1, 2020 23:43
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Spergin Morlock posted:he was perfectly fine with them poking fun at anyone and everyone else, often viciously. loving idiot lol Trey Parker and Matt Stone have that said prior to his quitting Hayes had a bad stroke and they think he was being influenced by a new personal assistant who was affiliated with Scientology.
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Aug 6, 2020 01:57
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GWBBQ posted:I would be impressed that a 19 year old college dropout managed to found a company in 2003, raise over $50M within three years, and $800M in 13 years with a valuation of $10B, but I've learned that venture capital doesn't mean what they taught me in college and consists of throwing money at companies that are not and can not be profitable, or that market products that do not and can not work. Raising the money isn't actually that impressive seeing as she had cheat mode on of having rich and connected parents who set everything up.
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:lol this was less than 3 weeks ago but i had nearly forgot Non-toxic disinfectant?
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When Donald Trump Jr was born Trump Sr didn't want to him name Donald Junior because "what if he's a loser?"
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Just remembered that time Trump almost started a war with Iran by drone striking one of their generals for no reason.
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Declan MacManus posted:joe the plumber, the least useful useful idiot Joe the plumber Not named Joe Not a plumber
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Tiler Kiwi posted:there used to be an era where failed presidential bids resulted in your instant fall from grace instead of you lurking around to haunt the halls of your respective party offices Just remembered how after Obama won but before inauguration some right wing media decided to basically pretend he hadn't and kept bringing on McCain to talk about his opinion on current events.
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In between Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the current one with the dumb name there was a White House Press Secretary who never held any public briefings.
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Just remembered how actor Stephen Rannazzisi completely destroyed his career by repeatedly lying about narrowly escaping the WTC on 9/11.
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Sep 11, 2020 18:12
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Trump being in an interview and the interviewer asked him a question about how he's not very humble and Trump replied that he's the MOST humble.
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Platystemon posted:Ron Paul’s infectious love of freedom The Ron Paul newsletters where he was either a racist for writing them or incompetent for not knowing someone was writing racist screeds under his name.
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Oct 4, 2020 05:27
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Romney being so out of touch that he tried to relate to people by talking about how he had to sell off some stocks when he was first starting out on his own.
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Ronald McReagan posted:Obama Reminds me back in 08 when a fire alarm went off at work and we were stuck outside waiting to find out what was happening. The chud IT guy was wearing a "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth" shirt and talking with a trucker who was supposed to be making a delivery. I can't remember why but for some reason the trucker brought up Obama and made a big deal about saying it Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
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Oct 26, 2020 02:30
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That reminds me of right wing weirdos who for some reason would throw shade on the fact that when Obama was younger he preferred to go by Barry. Acting like it was some kind of gotcha.
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Oct 26, 2020 02:41
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This week's episode of LWT reminded me of the period where Trump tried to make "kung flu" a thing. Also a Whitehouse spokesperson trying to claim that saying "China Virus" wasn't racist because people say Chinese food.
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Nov 3, 2020 17:12
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silicone thrills posted:Gavin Newsome was married to Kimberly gilfoyle lol She's dating Donald Trump Jr and is older than his step-mom.
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Nov 8, 2020 23:20
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A bunch of people have wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars buying hyper inflated Iraqi currency because they believe that any day now the US government will wave its hand and make the dinar match the US dollar 1-1.
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Nov 11, 2020 15:00
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I would say I'm the most humble person.
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Nov 12, 2020 16:59
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All this talk of aircraft reminded me of the Ron Paul blimp.
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Filthy Hans posted:Like most of his lines, Donald Trump says his nicknames for former and current GOP rivals Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) just came to him. "Let me start with Little Marco," the Republican presidential frontrunner said in an interview with New York published Monday. "He just looked like Little Marco to me. And it's not Little. It's Liddle. L-I-D-D-L-E." During the Democratic primaries there was a thing about Trump trying to workshop nicknames for potential opponents. Then the best he could come up with for Biden was "Sleepy" despite the fact that his team kept lying and saying Biden wasn't leaving his basement and "Hidin' Joe Biden" would have fit better.
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The Trump admin had to reassign a guy from the records department to tape up all the papers Trump would destroy because he decided he was done with them.
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Pete is getting a cabinet position (Transportation) for his part in the primaries. poo poo POST MALONE posted:Trump suggesting that we put undercover cops in schools a la 21 Jump Street. Trump saying that if he was there when a school shooting happened he would be running into the building instead of away.
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Dec 17, 2020 16:06
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Fortaleza posted:At a G7 summit in Sicily the world leaders walked from a meeting to an outdoor photo session but trump was such a lazy little bitch that he refused to walk and waited for a golf cart to show up and carry him, delaying the shoot in the process. It was less than half a mile. There's also video of him at another meeting of world leaders where he just starts shoving people out of the way so he can be up front.
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Tulip posted:My favorite weirdo Japanese right-winger goes to Mitsuyasu Maeno, a porn star who flew a plane into the house of a different, more prestigious right winger who was taking bribes from Lockheed, which Maeno viewed as a betrayal and violation of the samurai code. Lol was going to post this.
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