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Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Phylodox posted:

Sick burn from a rape apologist.

Everyone who liked the last Orville episode is a rape apologist, is that what I am reading?

Edit for content: The episode tonight is Firestorm:
A fire breaks out on the ship, and a crew member dies; Alara questions her fitness for the job; unusual things start happening on the ship.

Peachfart fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Nov 16, 2017

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Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Peachfart posted:

Everyone who liked the last Orville episode is a rape apologist, is that what I am reading?

Everyone whose only posts in this thread are making convoluted excuses for why rape isn’t rape, and who imply that someone not being okay with the episode is because they need to “get laid”.

I don’t give a poo poo who liked what.

JacksLibido
Jul 21, 2004

Phylodox posted:

Everyone whose only posts in this thread are making convoluted excuses for why rape isn’t rape, and who imply that someone not being okay with the episode is because they need to “get laid”.

I feel like we're missing an opportunity to do an Orville/Futurama cross over thing with bureaucrats using "Bad Touch Consent Forms" as an aphrodisiac, filling them out in triplicate, getting all horny. Blue ink only, because that blue dick gets the Earthlings all hot and bothered.

quote:

I don’t give a poo poo who liked what.
Think we found the problem folks. That's called being greedy, care more next time and you'll get that next date champ.

JacksLibido fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Nov 16, 2017

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Peachfart posted:

Edit for content: The episode tonight is Firestorm:
A fire breaks out on the ship, and a crew member dies; Alara questions her fitness for the job; unusual things start happening on the ship.

NEXT time... on The ORRRRRRRVILLE. Someone. Will. DIE. It's a random crewmember you've seen walk by once before, don't worry about it.

Seriously though I hope its not Old Engineer or Blob MacDonald. Oh wait, not Dan :ohdear:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Kibayasu posted:

NEXT time... on The ORRRRRRRVILLE. Someone. Will. DIE. It's a random crewmember you've seen walk by once before, don't worry about it.

Seriously though I hope its not Old Engineer or Blob MacDonald. Oh wait, not Dan :ohdear:

Ensign Ricky :smith:

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I hope it's the guy who made a damage report on spilling soy sauce on his pants

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Al Borland Corp. posted:

I hope it's the guy who made a damage report on spilling soy sauce on his pants

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, he loved soy sauce... the most...

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


McSpanky posted:

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, he loved soy sauce... the most...

But not on his pants

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i just want to know what females of DeLoreo's species look like if the males ejaculate from their eyebrows

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
They all look like Gowron :gowron:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






They reproduce by motorboating, that's why he's always under the sheet.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Sagebrush posted:

i just want to know what females of DeLoreo's species look like if the males ejaculate from their eyebrows

I still think it's ink. Like a squid.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Accretionist posted:

I still think it's ink. Like a squid.

Makes more sense, he was startled in both cases, could be a defense mechanism.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

WampaLord posted:

Makes more sense, he was startled in both cases, could be a defense mechanism.

I can't believe that's not the case, and that it wasn't absolutely meant to be inferred as such.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Nice open

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Robert Picardo credit!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

If that's what was intended, they should have shown it occurring when he was startled in a non-sexual situation. Like, maybe when he gets off the shuttle and sees the captain and the first officer (it really speaks to how interesting I find their characters that I can't remember their names) standing there. When they've only shown him shooting the blue stuff right as he's having sex with someone, it's hard to make any other inference.

Also he rolls his eyes back and twitches when it happens.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Robert Picardo on opening credits

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Bortus just existing is the funniest thing yet again

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


slave to my cravings posted:

Robert Picardo on opening credits

We knew Picard would be in this

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



"Why even have reservations?"

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Yes!

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
Humans, hill billies of the galaxy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LOL @ picardo


hillbillies of the galaxy

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



"Hillbillies of the galaxy"?

HOW. DARE. HE.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
A clown?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................KAY

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Covok posted:

A clown?

The universal avatar of irrational fear

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Covok posted:

A clown?

Killer clown in space!

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
A loving clown?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Covok posted:

A loving clown?

That's the worst kind!

Seiyal
Jul 9, 2015

In my mind I just pretend. My brain is my only true friend.
If you're gonna start in on people's fears, that's probably a decent one to bring up.

Also, I hate that I can't place who Alara's mom is but this is another reason why colds truly suck, I'm sure of it.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!
Dueling outfits and pistols are hysterical. Mercer is awesome.

Is it just my laudanum-addled imagination, or is the audio out of sync in some places?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Seiyal posted:

If you're gonna start in on people's fears, that's probably a decent one to bring up.

Also, I hate that I can't place who Alara's mom is but this is another reason why colds truly suck, I'm sure of it.

Molly Hagan. Been in tons of stuff.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Hobo Clowns are the most dangerous because they're hungry

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hobo clowns are the most dangerous because they are hungry

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
gently caress fear monster morphing into fears.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I see the clown.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Pies!

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Seiyal
Jul 9, 2015

In my mind I just pretend. My brain is my only true friend.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Molly Hagan. Been in tons of stuff.

Oh thank you very much, I knew I wasn't going crazy.

... in hindsight, that may be an episode plot point though so, who knows!

Also, does no one on this ship know horror movie protocol? Don't ever split up!

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