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boner penis
Oct 1, 2012

To Be is to get HYPHY
To Know is to go DUMB


Yeah I can really tell you love some rock and roll by your wild hair there, bro. You know, the Marine corps has it's own rock band? No poo poo, really, they play for the President of the United States and everything, they're really wild. You know, just between you and me, it's a hell of a shot to get in with them by just enlisting, but I've got this great in with the higher ups in recruitment. All you have to do is sign this enlistment contract without specifying any MOS and I *GUARANTEE* you'll have a spot rocking out on that Fender Strat for no-poo poo President Bush in less than 9 months! Yeah that's right! Hey, you do have a driver's license, right? And do you think you'll be able to drive a truck....not that we need truck driver's or nothin' it's just....uhhh...you might have to drive the equipment hauler for the band when they're touring....yeah, for touring.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


No, we're not doing this. SMDFTB.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.



Don't join the Marines U.S. armed forces.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


I want YOU to sweep my dirt.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Join the Marines and see the underworld!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Service guarantees citizenship!

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011



I was going to make a joke about who the hell joins the USMC in peacetime and then I remembered we're still at war. Lol

Edit: oh it says 2006. Nevermind

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





"Jesus Christ, these kids are all so fat, America is doomed"

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


"im gay"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009


"take a seat right here and we'll see how well you'll get along with the green weenie your marine brothers"

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


Man I've J/O'd to bitches on that couch so many times Fidel.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Man I've J/O'd to bitches on that couch so many times Fidel.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



tastefully arranged labia posted:

No, we're not doing this. SMDFTB.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


I wonder what that couch smells like, or how many times it has been replaced

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

tastefully arranged labia posted:

I wonder what that couch smells like, or how many times it has been replaced

Regret and years old semen.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Mike-o posted:

Regret and years old semen.

The couch, not your breath!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

The couch, not your breath!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

thread sucks

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003


how do I roll my tsp into my 401k?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

The couch, not your breath!

gently caress

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

Zeris posted:

thread sucks

nuh-uh your mom does

boner penis
Oct 1, 2012

To Be is to get HYPHY
To Know is to go DUMB


shim please give Mike-o his NAM for outstanding conduct in a terrible thread

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Zeris posted:

thread sucks

so gas it already

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mike-o posted:

nuh-uh your mom does

drat

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Don't know the difference between Sunni and Shia? Don't worry, it'll never have any bearing whatsoever on your life....

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


Casimir Radon posted:

Don't know the difference between Sunni and Shia? Don't worry, it'll never have any bearing whatsoever on your life....

lmbo you tell me the difference fuckboy. no googling lil bithc

boner penis
Oct 1, 2012

To Be is to get HYPHY
To Know is to go DUMB


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

lmbo you tell me the difference fuckboy. no googling lil bithc

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

lmbo you tell me the difference fuckboy. no googling lil bithc

there is none bullets don't discriminate

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

The difference between Sunni and Shiite was always made clear by this speech I remember

i say haram

You say halal

I say the prophet

You call him dad

I ride the camel

You just wanna gently caress

Aren't we both glad

We're not American cuckz

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Shim plz be my second for seppukku

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


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Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

lmbo you tell me the difference fuckboy. no googling lil bithc

One has EFPs and the other doesn't.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


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tyler
Jun 2, 2014



You have brought us much dishonor.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!




In 2006 I'd been out for two years and I got a call asking if I wanted to go back in and chief a HIMARS. I laughed, hung up and finished off the bottle of jack next to my desk.

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Chiwie
Oct 21, 2010

Goldfish Emperor Of Fishkind



Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

sunnis suicide bomb like this. shiites suicide bomb like thiiiiiissss

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