just lol if you're one of these guys

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unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...m=.417d48e31608

Pro-darwinist babies having themselves a good cry about no one wanting their weak gen-- err, i mean "white genocide"

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:09

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:15

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Whats happening

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:10

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

moose face posted:

Whats happening

flannel-clad, mustached men are marchingin Charlotte, Virginia. Their claim is that society is complicit in what they call "white genocide".

Their understanding of the ongoing "catastrophe" is that they aren't getting poon to make babies, while everyone else is. they think this is going to wipe out the white race.

It's a meaningless demonstration that's blocking traffic and generating good pictures like this one:

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:12

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

unpleasantly turgid posted:

flannel-clad, mustached men are marchingin Charlotte, Virginia. Their claim is that society is complicit in what they call "white genocide".

Their understanding of the ongoing "catastrophe" is that they aren't getting poon to make babies, while everyone else is. they think this is going to wipe out the white race.

It's a meaningless demonstration that's blocking traffic and generating good pictures like this one:

A rational person might say that's insane

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:14

cowofwar: Jul 30, 2002; by Athanatos

Lol

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:14

tetsuo: May 12, 2001; I am a shaman, magician

unpleasantly turgid posted:

flannel-clad, mustached men are marchingin Charlotte, Virginia. Their claim is that society is complicit in what they call "white genocide".

Their understanding of the ongoing "catastrophe" is that they aren't getting poon to make babies, while everyone else is. they think this is going to wipe out the white race.

It's a meaningless demonstration that's blocking traffic and generating good pictures like this one:

Not to rain on the ol parade but they're not as incel as you might expect. they have a sisterwife waiting for them back in the doublewide and a brood waiting to be hatched.

source: lived in their lands and observed their customs for a few years.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:16

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

Would have been a real shame if someone dropped a can of gas in the middle of that crowd.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:19

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

tetsuo posted:

Not to rain on the ol parade but they're not as incel as you might expect. they have a sisterwife waiting for them back in the doublewide and a brood waiting to be hatched.

source: lived in their lands and observed their customs for a few years.

The current array of broodlings don't count, they've been stored away to protect them from the gubbament swiping them and sending them to Martian child-slave colonies.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:19

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

b-b-b-but im superior :qq:

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:20

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Well they're mostly not incel so they've got that going for them

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:20

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

lmao, everyone knows that *smacks camera* is a reputable source
https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/896216429065850880

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:21

Telephones: Apr 28, 2013

Torches, pitchforks, and neatly trimmed mustaches?

???

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:24

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

*reads a pamphlet entitled why you cant get laid*

*nods*

*mustache rustles*

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:26

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

These guys look like every creepy pervert Wil Forte has ever played.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:34

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

alt right is not nazis

defenitely not nazis

still not nazis

# ? Aug 12, 2017 11:00

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

say aloha to high prices and aloha to bulk discounts at Tiki Hut!

# ? Aug 12, 2017 11:27

Wolfman Nards: Apr 5, 2011

Weird. The alt-right podcast I listen to said that the dress code was supposed to be white polos only. They must have been talking about the dress code for Saturday's rally, not whatever this shitshow was supposed to be. The point was to put on a non-confrontational peaceful protest so they'd look better in the eyes of the media. This was the opposite of that.

I sympathize with the poor bastards though. Sure, they're a bunch of care-mad racist assholes, but their ultimate goal is just to balkanize the U.S into several smaller countries. Maybe if we're more than just one hegemonic country we'll stop murdering people around the world.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 12:37

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

All the photos and I've only seen two women amongst all the men.

Also should be noted, school's currently out. They're doing this under cover of darkness on an empty campus.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:21

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

gary oldmans diary posted:

say aloha to high prices and aloha to bulk discounts at Tiki Hut!

lmao

# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:23

drans: Sep 1, 2016; Ramrod XTreme

LabyaMynora posted:

All the photos and I've only seen two women amongst all the men.

Also should be noted, school's currently out. They're doing this under cover of darkness on an empty campus.

The 2 women who showed up were explicitly told they weren't allowed to hold their gay torches

# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:25

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Even when the KKK ruled the South in the early 20th century, they drat well knew to hide their faces. Hope none of these dudes planned on being employed by anyone outside of their extended family!

# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:30

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

LabyaMynora posted:

Even when the KKK ruled the South in the early 20th century, they drat well knew to hide their faces. Hope none of these dudes planned on being employed by anyone outside of their extended family!

I'm sure they'll find a police force to work for.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:36

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

unpleasantly turgid posted:

flannel-clad, mustached men are marchingin Charlotte, Virginia. Their claim is that society is complicit in what they call "white genocide".

Their understanding of the ongoing "catastrophe" is that they aren't getting poon to make babies, while everyone else is. they think this is going to wipe out the white race.

It's a meaningless demonstration that's blocking traffic and generating good pictures like this one:

I'd make white babies with that guy

# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:54

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

if you told me this was a take back the night rally for accountants i would�ve believed you. what a bunch of dweebs.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 14:00

Old Story: Jun 2, 2006; Oven Wrangler

race-mixing is good, the same way that mutts are healthier than pure-breds. every responsible person should seek a mate of a different race

# ? Aug 12, 2017 14:09

Car Hater: May 7, 2007; wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Old Story posted:

race-mixing is good, the same way that mutts are healthier than pure-breds. every responsible person should seek a mate of a different race

That and part of what a warmer future has in store is a thinner ozone layer. I deeply enjoy telling people that white skin is doomed due to crazy cancer rates and if they want successful descendants to get to miscegenating.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 14:22

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Black is beautiful

# ? Aug 12, 2017 14:32

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Anchorman 3 lookin' good

# ? Aug 12, 2017 14:49

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

These look like perfect subjects to perform my test cuts upon!

*draws hanzo steel*

# ? Aug 12, 2017 14:54

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

*thinks my genes are the only ones worth passing on*

*also recognises that no one will sleep with me if even a single minority is around*

# ? Aug 12, 2017 14:58

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

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That and part of what a warmer future has in store is a thinner ozone layer. I deeply enjoy telling people that white skin is doomed due to crazy cancer rates and if they want successful descendants to get to miscegenating.
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despite superior numbers we gave up trying to outfight or outthink the white devil....

just few hundred years and the sun will win this war for us... UNTIL.... THEY JUST PUT ON MORE CLOTHES!!!

# ? Aug 12, 2017 15:02

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

# ? Aug 12, 2017 15:05

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

rezatahs posted:

despite superior numbers we gave up trying to outfight or outthink the white devil....

just few hundred years and the sun will win this war for us... UNTIL.... THEY JUST PUT ON MORE CLOTHES!!!

In an ultimate twist of irony, future purebred whites will be forced to wear burqas by Solaria Law

# ? Aug 12, 2017 15:20

treasured8elief: Jul 25, 2011; Salad Prong

Some background on the statue these Nazis are protesting the removal of

Slate - How Charlottesville, Virginia�s Confederate statues helped decimate the city�s historically successful black communities. posted:

In June a resolution to rename Charlottesville�s two Confederate parks was passed by the Charlottesville City Council unanimously. Lee Park, the home of a controversial Robert E. Lee statue that the council previously voted to remove, will become Emancipation Park, and Jackson Park, the home of a statue of Stonewall Jackson, will become Justice Park. Meanwhile, locals are working on ways to counteract a Ku Klux Klan rally, proposed for July 8, and an alt-right March on Charlottesville headed by Richard Spencer, proposed for Aug. 12, at the site of the Lee statue�s eventual removal.

On May 13, University of Virginia alum and alt-right activist Spencer led a nighttime rally in Lee Park in protest of the council�s plan to remove the statue. This protest brought national attention to the battle between local activists and the outside alt-right and white nationalist forces whose actions drew comparisons to the Klan.

What has been missing from this fight, though, is the specific history of Charlottesville�s Confederate statues is intimately tied to Charlottesville�s city planning projects and its persistent displacement of black residents, The statues of Jackson and Lee not only symbolize the violence of the ongoing displacements of gentrification; they also initiated and facilitated these changes when they were first put up. Strategically erecting these symbols of the Confederacy at the edges of or atop black and nonwhite immigrant communities provided Charlottesville�s white elite with a means of physically buttressing their ever-fragile hold of white supremacy.

Lee�s statue was unveiled before thousands of attendees on May 21, 1924, during a two-day gathering of the Sons of the Confederacy at which the city also saw KKK agitation. With the University of Virginia President Edwin Alderman giving the statue�s dedication before several Confederate memorial groups, the ceremony represented a partnership between the state university and national organizations of the Confederacy in the monumentalization of the Lost Cause.

While mob violence occurred relatively infrequently in the Shenandoah Valley, lynchings elsewhere in Virginia and the rest of the country were often a reaction to black economic success that counteracted white supremacist theories. Charlottesville�s thriving black neighborhood, Vinegar Hill, was a prime example of one of these successful communities. The Lee statue, which was erected just a few blocks from Vinegar Hill, sent an obvious message to residents: Public space, public institutions, and public success are not for you.

The Jackson statue, meanwhile, was dedicated in Charlottesville�s Court Square in 1921 during the year�s reunion of the Confederate Veterans and the Daughters of the Confederacy. Depicting Jackson riding his horse into battle, the monument was unveiled from underneath a massive Confederate flag with 5,000 Confederate-nostalgic revelers looking on.

This monument to Jackson lies atop what was once a majority-black area known as McKee Row. In 1914, the Albemarle County Board of Supervisors confiscated the land from its black residents and granted it to the city. The city justified its action by noting its concern about the �rowdy� activity from McKee Row interfering with the Levy Opera showgoers. It also cited concern regarding the presence of young, presumably white, men �slumming� through the McKee Row neighborhood.

To emphasize its punitive role vis-�-vis the black community, the statue itself was built over the former location of the Charlottesville jail. Panoptic and stern, the statue�s function was made clear in its position proximal to the former location of a whipping post.

Throughout the 20th century, the city of Charlottesville has precipitated multiple waves of urban renewal or gentrification. As James Baldwin put it, these sorts of efforts were actually more like �Negro removal.� The planning projects displaced black residents not only from their homes and communities, but from their businesses, their sources of wealth, and their proximity to institutions of socio-political power.

Installing Confederate monuments helped to facilitate and buttress these displacements both physically�by razing and demarcating the borders of black neighborhoods�and ideologically�by marking areas of political and financial power as part of the ideology of the Lost Cause. In the decades after the erection of the Lee statue, the best-known casualty in Charlottesville was Vinegar Hill.

A vibrant black neighborhood and business district effectively connecting the downtown mall to the University of Virginia, it was marked as �blighted� and completely razed in an urban renewal project in the mid-1960s. Its sole civic memorial is a small plaque at knee-height, obscured by potted vegetation, at the west end of the downtown mall shopping district. Its message, �Today Vinegar Hill is just a memory,� is a mere salve, while the Lee and Jackson statues are perpetual wounds.

The ongoing whitelash against removal of the Confederate statues doesn�t necessarily reflect the strength of white supremacy today. It is rather a sign of its enormous fragility. It is a sign that those who seek justice can win. Perhaps not all at once and almost certainly not once and for all. Recognizing not just the historic symbolism of these statues, but also their practical effects is a good first step.