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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I AM A FAT FAGGOT WHO NEEDS TO DIE OF AIDS

One day I'm planning on having sexual intercourse and I'm not sure which one I should be trying to do. They both involve sticking your penis in a hole, right? Is one better than the other?

If I just hire a prostitute is one cheaper?

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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

she said she went casket shopping for me so i didn't look like a total faggot at my funeral so i guess oh well


Three Olives posted:

One day I'm planning on having sexual intercourse and I'm not sure which one I should be trying to do. They both involve sticking your penis in a hole, right? Is one better than the other?

If I just hire a prostitute is one cheaper?

If the balls are slamming your rear end and you're getting choked, it's sex. If you spoon and make out it's making love. You're also not allowed to say "whore, cum, bitch, nut, suck, enjoyable human being or taint" when making love.

I translated it into gay for you. Hetero people say things like "lick my mudflaps" and "fist my pussy, chocolate man" when loving.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Fun Shoe

PleAs learn me how to make gently caress & hve love bhabi

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


One ends with cum on someone's face.

You just have to guess which one.

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



I don't know but I aspire to the Jeezy approach

He can make love to it I'm gonna beat it up

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

she said she went casket shopping for me so i didn't look like a total faggot at my funeral so i guess oh well


Universe Master posted:

One ends with cum on someone's face.

You just have to guess which one.

There are exceptions to this rule, but it's a good standard. If you get no semen on your or your partners face then you are probably doing soft-core Cinemax love. Exception: lesbians.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

The Handsome Swordsman of Legend: A Man who Fights for Love

Harakiri Potter posted:

fist my pussy, chocolate man

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I AM A FAT FAGGOT WHO NEEDS TO DIE OF AIDS


Is scissoring making love or sex?

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005


Three Olives posted:

Is scissoring making love or sex?

It's called not following the directions in the manual.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

El Pistolero

frot till u drop

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017



The difference is mostly in your mind.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005


making love is what mom, dad, actors and actresses do

having sex is what chads and staceys do

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

If you didn't pay it's making love. If you paid anywhere from $40-500 (street walker up to high class escort) then that's just sex

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!


Three Olives posted:

One day I'm planning on having sexual intercourse and I'm not sure which one I should be trying to do. They both involve sticking your penis in a hole, right? Is one better than the other?

If I just hire a prostitute is one cheaper?

Let's put it in simple terms: all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. Similarly, all lovemaking is sex, but not all sex is lovemaking. Also if you're asking this question, chances are the prostitute will be much, much cheaper for you in the long run.

Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014

What is that life doing to its balance??

if there isn't poo poo and piss involved it's just making out

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah

if im bangin hoes its having sex

when im banging your mother however it is makingsweet sweet love all night baby yeh

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



Oh that's nice. I'm sure she appreciates your tender ministrations.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

'That girl is dead because her leftist friends and allies helped normalize political violence' - Actual quote from an nazi sympathizer/apologist

Dinosaur Gum

Kuato posted:

If you didn't pay it's making love. If you paid anywhere from $40-500 (street walker up to high class escort) then that's just sex

I'm pretty sure it caps out higher than 500, but I'm too cheap to find out.

Mammal Sauce
Apr 26, 2004

My Mammal Sauce is the best Mammal Sauce
I spread Mammal Sauce on my wang
We make Mammal Sauce in Bill William's loft
And we eat a bucket of Tang

Ex wife- making love
Wife- gonzo style

Divorce was the correct choice.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Harakiri Potter posted:

If the balls are slamming your rear end and you're getting choked, it's sex. If you spoon and make out it's making love. You're also not allowed to say "whore, cum, bitch, nut, suck, enjoyable human being or taint" when making love.

I translated it into gay for you. Hetero people say things like "lick my mudflaps" and "fist my pussy, chocolate man" when loving.

lmbo

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me

Making love is with someone you care about.
Sex is with someone you don't.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



If you don't end up water boarding your lover by the time the night is over it is, in fact, not love making.

Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014

What is that life doing to its balance??

Literally A Person posted:

If you don't end up water boarding your lover by the time the night is over it is, in fact, not love making.

- John Yoo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

El Pistolero

suck my lug nuts

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Grimey Drawer

When women reach cougar stage, otherwise it's just a name.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Three Olives posted:

Is scissoring making love or sex?

Depends on the amount of bruising.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

this morning i had sex with my fiancee, its like when youre just horned up and doing it to get off real quick cause it feels good. we just finished making love which is like doing it but even better cause there is a lot of passion because you are in love and expressing it through your weener (or poosay) to one another and trying to make it better for them than it is for yourself it is pretty simple OP I hope you can understand this and experience making love to someone that you love unconditionally and soon because it is real nice (:

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Making love is sweet, tender and beautiful. Sex is something Europeans do; "le sex" hehe.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

El Pistolero

i gave her my sex and now my sex is gone

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Long time listener; first time caller.

Your mothers prefer the former before the latter.

puking pentagrams
May 6, 2017



There's a difference between

having sex




making love

















loving

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010



lol at all this adivce just LOL simply stick your dick in a jar. that's it. A jar. problem solved

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I think making love is like, when she's sucking your dick slowly and making eye contact or whatever.

Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014

What is that life doing to its balance??

macdonal hamborkles posted:

lol at all this adivce just LOL simply stick your dick in a jar. that's it. A jar. problem solved

"A jar" is a funny name for a man

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010



Koyaanisgoatse posted:

"A jar" is a funny name for a man

yup

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003
Hope I got :5bux: soon.


It pretty much hinges on how much graffiti and grime is all over the truck stop bathroom. Hth, 3O.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

It pretty much hinges on how much graffiti and grime is all over the truck stop bathroom. Hth, 3O.

Is it a direct or inverse relationship?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



gently caress my mouth my tits and my rear end

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010



Blue Train posted:

gently caress my mouth my tits and my rear end

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



All the girls in the west, put my dick between your chest
All the girls in the east, put my dick between your cheeks,
All the girls in the south, put my dick up in your mouth

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