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ClamdestineBoyster posted:All the girls in the west, put my dick between your chest all the girls in the north, put my dick in your assorth
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Jack my dick back and forth
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 00:25 |
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The only thing you should be compartmentalizing is dicks in your butthole OP
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 00:36 |
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Why are you not banned yet? At some point an admin is going to decide the forums are better without you.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 00:39 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Why are you not banned yet? you're a horrifically unfunny person, you know that, right?
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 00:41 |
One is a bunch of cunning runts...
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 00:55 |
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How concerned you are about your partner's comfort/orgasm.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 01:11 |
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8 seconds.
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1redflag posted:How concerned you are about your partner's comfort/orgasm. "All right, honey. Go ahead and get on the wooden chair that's upholstered in squeaky sweat inducing vinyl. You're probably not going to orgasm tonight; We're making love."
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 01:16 |
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Harakiri Potter posted:You're also not allowed to say "whore, cum, bitch, nut, suck, human being or taint" when making love. hair-trigger kinkshaming ITT. Mods???
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 01:17 |
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50 Cent is into one of them, but not the other
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 01:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20n_PXEXMmE
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skasion posted:50 Cent is into one of them, but not the other 50 Cent posted:I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love Hmm... Checks out. But I don't know if I can trust 50 Cent about the best intercourse.
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Three Olives posted:Hmm... Checks out. But I don't know if I can trust 50 Cent about the best intercourse. You gotta let em lick the lollipop.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 03:49 |
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macdonal hamborkles posted:all the girls in the north, put my dick in your assorth Haha whut?
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:45 |
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French vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe, Even ice cream sundaes is gettin touched.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:47 |
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You can't make something that doesn't exist
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:51 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:One is a bunch of cunning runts...
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:54 |
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In the American Movie Classic "Milk Money" this question is addressed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1WG5mK06fA I suggest you all study this movie intently I expect a one page report on my desk. Do not use Wikipedia I will know if you did.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjr1LJTrzIg
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:58 |
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I feel like the difference is a gender gap There's a big difference between sloppily making out with your woman before pumping your tiny weiner in her until you ejaculate and the slow process of satisfying your woman's every desire until she orgasms from your tiny weiner. Either way the man gets his rocks off but one satisfies both parties while enhancing the relationship, but your weiner is still tiny.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 05:03 |
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In my experience, the difference is about 5 minutes more foreplay and way more female ejaculate. That's right, ladies, I've done "it" before.
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a bone to pick posted:I feel like the difference is a gender gap have you considered loving her really hard with your tiny weiner? again, as you justly point out, one's weiner remains tiny, but it takes less time and maybe you both do "it". Two orgasms one stone
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 09:24 |
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Hey so I did anal with this ladies' friend but we haven't talked much since then because she seemed kind of embarrassed that she let me gently caress her in the rear end the first time we met, but we were both really drunk so I get it. The original girl was trying to hook up with another guy but told me that night she was a squirter and they never got together as far as I know. I've seen her around lately, should I try to make her squirt myself? I want to see that poo poo firsthand.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 10:07 |
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Squirting is something you'd feel, not see. Reality>Porn
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 11:24 |
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Spinster posted:Squirting is something you'd feel, not see. Reality>Porn So I won't need these elbow length rubber gloves then?
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 11:51 |
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Not until you need to plunge your toilet, no.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 12:38 |
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Spinster posted:Squirting is something you'd feel, not see. Reality>Porn Hasn't science conclusively proven that it's just pee?
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 12:42 |
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This is a little beyond the capabilities of GBS. I suggest finding the nearest pastor, rabbi, imam, or priest and ask them. Just keep asking until you get a satisfactory answer. You could also consult the local vision seeker who lives in the dumpster behind 7-11 but this is unsanctioned and dangerous.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 13:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuKkcX1uKA versus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImRyPymRAM
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 13:05 |
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This is a giant I know for myself (conclusively from masturbation) that when I come I will get wetter---but it's slick, more viscous than water on my fingers. As far as I know, more than that, "squirting," like they show in porn (ick) is just urine.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 13:15 |
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It's all a matter of perspective.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 13:25 |
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Squirting is a magical fluid that the vagina teleports in from another dimension it's not piss, you idiot mongrel fool
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 13:44 |
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Scientsists call it the "squirt dimension"
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 13:53 |
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the proletariat, as the sole producers of wealth in society, make love, while the bourgeoisie pluck the sex from it and have it for themselves.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 14:01 |
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to make love, OP, both people need to be willing
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 14:20 |
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:Hey so I did anal with this ladies' friend but we haven't talked much since then because she seemed kind of embarrassed that she let me gently caress her in the rear end the first time we met, but we were both really drunk so I get it. The original girl was trying to hook up with another guy but told me that night she was a squirter and they never got together as far as I know. I've seen her around lately, should I try to make her squirt myself? I want to see that poo poo firsthand. bodily fluids are terrible, and sex involves bodily fluids. Best to just stay away from girls, and also from boys, that way nothing icky will happen and no one has to deal with cooties DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:to make love, OP, both people need to be willing if that's the difference, i have a lot of people to add to my "self-avowed rapists" list...
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 18:51 |
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I never eat any fiber, the loose stool serves as lube for when I get made love to in the rear end. Just a little pro tip for my gbs friends
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 18:53 |
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I just watched rogue one. It was OK. Very technically and scientifically unsound though. Like, why are the death star plans on some enormous hard drive? And why is it plugged into some ridiculous 80s style tape playing automation system? Store that poo poo on the empire intergalactic cloud.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:to make love, OP, both people need to be willing Check it out. A funny rape joke. They're so rare you probably shouldn't try. This is your GBS comedy tip for today. Please tip your ushers.
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