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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Three Olives posted:

One day I'm planning on having sexual intercourse and I'm not sure which one I should be trying to do. They both involve sticking your penis in a hole, right? Is one better than the other?

If I just hire a prostitute is one cheaper?

If the balls are slamming your rear end and you're getting choked, it's sex. If you spoon and make out it's making love. You're also not allowed to say "whore, cum, bitch, nut, suck, human being or taint" when making love.

I translated it into gay for you. Hetero people say things like "lick my mudflaps" and "fist my pussy, chocolate man" when loving.

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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Universe Master posted:

One ends with cum on someone's face.

You just have to guess which one.

There are exceptions to this rule, but it's a good standard. If you get no semen on your or your partners face then you are probably doing soft-core Cinemax love. Exception: lesbians.

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