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Tricky
Jun 12, 2007

after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage




Cat Hogberry-Patch

As she's bumped and coins are thrown and everything starts to point to this chap being very much not actually the Breaker, Cat finds her best cooking knife stabbing the big lug in the bits. Honest mistake really. She says, "Esmerelda's tush, Othrun! What'd ya tell the man ta get a reaction like that? Ya offer to shag his mum or summat?"

Stab Vincen in the bits (55): 1d100 15
Bit stabbing: 1d10+1 3

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