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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsmB_NiAqco Disclaimer Im heartbroken right now so this thread is dedicated to my friend Oldteniscourt. It gets better. Or not. Drink a lot and spend money on drugs and prostitutes.  With Alexa Bliss’ top challenger Bayley out with a separated right shoulder, Sasha Banks will battle Nia Jax to determine which Superstar will challenge Little Miss Bliss for the Raw Women’s Championship at SummerSlam. Meanwhile, the strange saga of Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins continues, and SummerSlam's Universal Title combatants come face-to-face-to-face-to-face. Tune in to Raw, live tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network. Raw Preview : Quick Hits Every woman for herself Bayley’s out of contention with a separated shoulder, and so Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss will now field one of two challengers at SummerSlam: Sasha Banks, who The Huggable One is vocally backing as her replacement, or Nia Jax, who has become Little Miss Bliss’ ally as part of “Team Rude.” The two Superstars meet Monday in a win-and-you’re-in match, with the victor earning a date with Bliss in Brooklyn. Jax has the edge when it comes to pure power, and Bliss would seemingly prefer to fight a friendly face, but does Sasha have one more big win up her sleeve? Face-to-face-to-face-to-face After being pinned by Roman Reigns for the first time ever in a Triple Threat Match two weeks ago, The Samoan Submission Machine cost The Big Dog a Last Man Standing Match against Braun Strowman on Monday when he trapped Reigns in a Coquina Clutch that put him down for the count of 10. With all three of those Superstars slated to challenge Brock Lesnar for the Universal Title at The Biggest Event of the Summer and a face-to-face-to-face-to-face confrontation slated for tonight's show, it’s anyone’s guess as to who will head into SummerSlam with the biggest head of steam. Mizzed opportunity Brock Lesnar turned The Miz and his Miztourage into lunch meat this past Monday on “Miz TV,” but lost in all that commotion was why The Awesome One held Raw hostage in the first place: He wanted another piece of Jason Jordan, who embarrassed him the previous week on his signature talk show. Kurt Angle’s gold-blooded son was seen elsewhere dismantling a local named Jean-Pierre Goulet, but perhaps The A-Lister will have better luck this time around in getting what he wants. Face your fear gently caress Bray Wyatt Brothers on the mend Well, this is an interesting turn of events. After leaving Seth Rollins high and dry against Cesaro & Sheamus, Dean Ambrose finally seemed to come around to The Kingslayer’s redemptive crusade when his former brother rescued him from a joint beatdown by the Raw Tag Team Champions. This time, however, it was Rollins who denied the traditional Shield fist bump, leaving The Lunatic Fringe hanging. How will Ambrose attempt to save face, and will the former Shield-mates finally reunite in earnest? Tune in to Raw, live Monday at 8/7 C, only on USA Network! add your favorite undertaker theme on this thread to mourn our friends and broken hearts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9X2lHm-uM DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Aug 14, 2017 |
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Rest in peace Bayley, The Revival, RAW
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Aug 14, 2017 22:22
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i found out today i'm not going to summerslam and i'm actually kind of relieved, mostly because i don't have to go to goldberg's third ten bell salute. thanks for the memories billy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCThu2yzstA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPKPdyuNNg
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Aug 14, 2017 22:31
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So this was pre-plane crash?
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Aug 14, 2017 22:43
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Fat Flair looked like coked up Davey Boy Smith
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What joke did I miss about Bill Goldberg
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Dangerous Person posted:What joke did I miss about Bill Goldberg His title run was his make a wish
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today's been a really really really bad day. I really hope raw's good or at least so bad i can ejoy it with you guys
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Dangerous Person posted:What joke did I miss about Bill Goldberg Bill Goldberg posted:Ric Flair is dead, and this is Bill Goldberg's beautiful widow typing this message. please do not ban this account, as he bequeathed it in his will to his beautiful daughter, who will now take on the mantle of Bill Goldberg. before my husband died, he told me his biggest regret was not buying everything on my daughter's amazon.com wishlist. in my husband's, and ric flair's memory, please buy everything on my daughter's amazon.com wishlist. pm her and she will send you links of things to buy for her, in this tragic time of mourning. OldTennisCourt posted:today's been a really really really bad day. I really hope raw's good or at least so bad i can ejoy it with you guys We are here for you friend. My life also sucks right now
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my life is insanely good, but i am perturbed by an effortpost OP by my good friend and fellow shitposter doctorgonzo. at least the bray wyatt portion is good! sorry if your life is bad, i hope i can make it better by making a funny or good post at least one time tonight
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DoctorGonzo posted:We are here for you friend. My life also sucks right now 
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i mean my life sucks right now because i felt in love with a lady with a boyfriend and now im drinking a lot and making an rear end of myself
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DoctorGonzo posted:i mean my life sucks right now because i felt in love with a lady with a boyfriend and now im drinking a lot and making an rear end of myself i got dumped via text so I'll join you in feeling like poo poo bro lets watch lovely wrestling, be snarky assholes and feel better about ourselves
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Aug 14, 2017 23:29
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I dont get why people keep asking for prayers for Flair. We should be chopping fat boys and wooing. That is the source of his power
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OldTennisCourt posted:i got dumped via text so I'll join you in feeling like poo poo bro i dedicated the thread to you my friend.-
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I dont get why people keep asking for prayers for Flair. I think that is what is killing him right now
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If anything Flair is dying of a lack of jet flyin and limousine riding. Get some skanks and coke to his hospital room stat
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I went back to my home planet today then came back and here I find out Ric Flair is actually Bill Goldberg and they're all dead I just, what even is this life anymore
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i had sex recently
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That DICK! posted:i had sex recently i too am a sex haver ready for raw
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Hell, I not only have sex, but seeing the Big Dog Roman Reigns may just lead to more sexual activity
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bow wow
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hello darlin old girl
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respect my thread and dont post stupid things, last warning
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there is nothing stupid about the big dog
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I didn't even know Goldberg has apparently been gone since April. Weird. I usually just get bits and pieces from these threads so I thought he was still feuding with Lesnar. Is he taking a break or is he 'retired for good' again?
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DoctorGonzo posted:respect my thread and dont post stupid things, last warning sorry for posting "DoctorGonzo."
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Aug 15, 2017 00:34
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im going to watch starcraft remaster competitions while i drink myself to death, be nice !
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im a sexhaver about to watch RAW and maybe have some more sex later
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i probably won't get to have sex tonight, but maybe tomorrow.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Get some skanks and coke to his hospital room stat Surely you mean some MORE skanks and coke, right?
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i'm a ghost and im going to miss the beginning of raw because I am getting a shawarma
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bill goldberg's daughter died and is a ghost now.... hard times for his buxom widow
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hi bill goldberg wife and daughter, im single
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this video package makes me really excited to watch seth and dean bang one another in the ring.
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This sucks, Bill Goldberg was a good poster and now we'll never see his posts again I guess.
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