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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

im using a tool written in java. i have approximately two whiteboards' worth of data in it. its consuming 95% cpu and 5 gigabytes of ram on a trivial task that has now taken several minutes. thanks, java!

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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
it fuckin sucks rear end op

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

and before you say my computer is a piece of poo poo - baby, i've got an Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-6700HQ in here. it is not a piece of poo poo!

Shaman Linavi
Apr 3, 2012

sounds like your data is the problem op

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

"enterprise" developers

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
actually the problem is java (sucks)

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

enterprise "developers"

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I'm voting this thread 5 to counteract whoever just voted it 1

According to the forums it's now a 3.67 average.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Shaman Linavi posted:

sounds like your data is the problem op

my data is good, and pure

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

akadajet posted:

I'm voting this thread 5 to counteract whoever just voted it 1

According to the forums it's now a 3.67 average.

:same:

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

akadajet posted:

I'm voting this thread 5 to counteract whoever just voted it 1

According to the forums it's now a 3.67 average.

that feels about right. and definitely the average of 5 and 1

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
my experience with java apps was azureus. trying to do anything at all made cpu usage shoot up to 100% and locked the stupid thing up. i uninstalled and got utorrent instead. that's my story.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

the jre is a huge bloated piece of poo poo. and java libraries like spring tend to be huge bloated pieces of poo poo.

:thunk:

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

the meme about vtec kicking in yo, but its garbage collection kicking in yo

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

RISCy Business posted:

it fuckin sucks rear end op

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

the worst are the developers who think that "enterprise" object oriented programming is the only real kind of programming.

truth is it sucks

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Java is so bad it has an entire wikipedia page devoted to how bad it is. I can't say that about any other programming language.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Java

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

akadajet posted:

enterprise "developers"

paging shagger

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
actually, java is good

akadajet posted:

Java is so bad it has an entire wikipedia page devoted to how bad it is. I can't say that about any other programming language.

how hard did you look? it's also true of c++, for one

and just wow at the idea that having a wikipedia page means a concept is valid

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

java developers bad

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Soricidus posted:

actually, java is good


how hard did you look? it's also true of c++, for one

lol yeah c++ is a garbage lang too

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

java developers bad

java is a concrete bad factory implementation

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
java is real good

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
mmmmm... java developers.... not so good

code:
while (result.next()) {
 String name = result.getString(“name”);
 String address = result.getString(“address”);
 String email = result.getString(“email”);
 String phone = result.getString(“phone”);
 stuff.add(new AddressEntry(name,address,email,phone));
}
hurp durp use an orm?? durp durp but hipster mcgee said that's no good!

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

lol if you dont use a statement mapper

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I was going to make some fake silly 3000 character exception message but real ones are better than anything I could write on purpose

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
counterpoint: java actually good

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

JewKiller 3000 posted:

counterpoint: java actually good

I'm not going to listen to anyone named "JewKiller 3000"

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
try just calling it "jabba" in conversation from now on. i think it will improve your disposition

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

qirex posted:

I was going to make some fake silly 3000 character exception message but real ones are better than anything I could write on purpose

stack traces are so hugely useful and I cant imagine using a language that didn't provide them

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

Use Python instead

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

the only thing worse than a java developer is a java developer that defends java on the funny computer section of a dead comedy web forum

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Shaggar posted:

stack traces are so hugely useful and I cant imagine using a language that didn't provide them

Not so useful when they have a ton of extra frames because whatever spring lib you decided to use needs to go through hundreds of useless pattern classes to get to the point.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
saw a factoryprovider irl 2day

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

what if Java is good, but Java programmers are bad

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java_in_popular_culture

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Captain Foo posted:

what if Java is good, but Java programmers are bad

i program in java. so far checks out

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


You got me

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013


lomarf

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