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im using a tool written in java. i have approximately two whiteboards' worth of data in it. its consuming 95% cpu and 5 gigabytes of ram on a trivial task that has now taken several minutes. thanks, java!
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:31 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:29 |
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it fuckin sucks rear end op
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:32 |
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and before you say my computer is a piece of poo poo - baby, i've got an Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-6700HQ in here. it is not a piece of poo poo!
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:32 |
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sounds like your data is the problem op
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:34 |
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"enterprise" developers
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:34 |
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actually the problem is java (sucks)
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:34 |
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enterprise "developers"
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:34 |
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I'm voting this thread 5 to counteract whoever just voted it 1 According to the forums it's now a 3.67 average.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:35 |
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Shaman Linavi posted:sounds like your data is the problem op my data is good, and pure
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:35 |
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akadajet posted:I'm voting this thread 5 to counteract whoever just voted it 1
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:36 |
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akadajet posted:I'm voting this thread 5 to counteract whoever just voted it 1 that feels about right. and definitely the average of 5 and 1
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:36 |
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my experience with java apps was azureus. trying to do anything at all made cpu usage shoot up to 100% and locked the stupid thing up. i uninstalled and got utorrent instead. that's my story.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:37 |
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the jre is a huge bloated piece of poo poo. and java libraries like spring tend to be huge bloated pieces of poo poo.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:38 |
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the meme about vtec kicking in yo, but its garbage collection kicking in yo
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:39 |
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RISCy Business posted:it fuckin sucks rear end op
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:40 |
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the worst are the developers who think that "enterprise" object oriented programming is the only real kind of programming. truth is it sucks
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:40 |
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Java is so bad it has an entire wikipedia page devoted to how bad it is. I can't say that about any other programming language. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Java
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:42 |
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akadajet posted:enterprise "developers" paging shagger
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 00:42 |
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actually, java is goodakadajet posted:Java is so bad it has an entire wikipedia page devoted to how bad it is. I can't say that about any other programming language. how hard did you look? it's also true of c++, for one and just wow at the idea that having a wikipedia page means a concept is valid
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 00:55 |
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java developers bad
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 00:58 |
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Soricidus posted:actually, java is good lol yeah c++ is a garbage lang too
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 00:59 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:java developers bad java is a concrete bad factory implementation
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:00 |
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java is real good
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:08 |
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mmmmm... java developers.... not so goodcode:
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:09 |
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lol if you dont use a statement mapper
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:11 |
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I was going to make some fake silly 3000 character exception message but real ones are better than anything I could write on purpose
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:15 |
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counterpoint: java actually good
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:23 |
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JewKiller 3000 posted:counterpoint: java actually good I'm not going to listen to anyone named "JewKiller 3000"
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:39 |
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try just calling it "jabba" in conversation from now on. i think it will improve your disposition
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:57 |
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qirex posted:I was going to make some fake silly 3000 character exception message but real ones are better than anything I could write on purpose stack traces are so hugely useful and I cant imagine using a language that didn't provide them
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:05 |
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Use Python instead
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:17 |
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the only thing worse than a java developer is a java developer that defends java on the funny computer section of a dead comedy web forum
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:19 |
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Shaggar posted:stack traces are so hugely useful and I cant imagine using a language that didn't provide them Not so useful when they have a ton of extra frames because whatever spring lib you decided to use needs to go through hundreds of useless pattern classes to get to the point.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 02:52 |
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XMS=XMS=PermGen=MaxPermGen=2gb BOOM PERFORMANCE PROBLEMS SOLVE UR WELCOME
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:24 |
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saw a factoryprovider irl 2day
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:28 |
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what if Java is good, but Java programmers are bad
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:30 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java_in_popular_culture
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:31 |
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Captain Foo posted:what if Java is good, but Java programmers are bad i program in java. so far checks out
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:38 |
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You got me
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:41 |
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lomarf
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