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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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National broadcasts:

Monday
Mets @ Yankees - 7:05PM EST (ESPN)

Tuesday
Tigers @ Rangers - 8:05PM EST (FS1)

Wednesday
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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
And now McCann is on the DL with knee soreness. Guduan sent down to make room for Clippard.

Get well soon, my beefy catchmen :smith:

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Rafael Devers is insane

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund
Josh Donaldson 1st inning Dinger, again. :swoon:

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Yesterday: Bautista 8 pitch walk, Donaldson two run dinger .
Today: Bautista 7 pitch walk, Donaldson two run dinger .

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Josh Donaldson going to carry this trainwreck to 84 wins and a wild card slot.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Soooo Doug Fister is bad again.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Zobrist scratched for tonight with neck stiffness, which is a goddamn miracle because Joe was going to bat him cleanup again :suicide:

Zobrist cleanup is the new Schwaber leading off/Heyward batting second.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
The only advice for pitching to Donaldson right now is: Don't.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
The Rays have a little stuffed pillow emoji face thing of 21 Savage and Pat Tabler just said I don't know who that is but I'm guessing Chris Archer

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Giancarlo hit a 400+ foot bomb to center that stayed in the park somehow. after already dingering in his first AB

And Crawford is still the best shortstop.

And the Giants scored some runs, it was cool.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Gonna be in the air through most of this game so I hope the Cubs have won by the time I land.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
i love playing the reds

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Good start, Rizz :toot:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
eight straight Ks for Schwarber :froggonk:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Poque posted:

eight straight Ks for Schwarber :froggonk:

The major league record is 12.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
welp

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
hm, consider outs

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Shame we only got two good starts before Quintana turned into a pumpkin.

Or maybe it's like Heyward and our brilliant coaching staff decided they were going to "fix" his delivery and have completely ruined him for years to come.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
aahahahahahahaha

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Welp

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
jfc quintana

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
kyle do good? :thunk::

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Beefense

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
sure am glad the Cubs gave up Eloy for a completely broken Quintana

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
THROW. A. STRIKE.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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geez.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Why is Tepesch still in for the 7th . Yeah he's only given up one run but it's a close game and he's had like 10 balls hit to the warning track
E: and he hits a batter on an 0-2 pitch as I type this lol
E2: and walks the next guy on 4 pitches . Here comes Loup!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:sigh:

e. Well that ended up being a much better inning than I expected with a lead off HBP.

Sydin fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 15, 2017

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Wouldn't the guy standing on second still be safe cuz he removed the force before he tagged him?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
do not strand, imo

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Can't wait to see how the Cubs gently caress this up.

:lol: Bryant's first strikeout in like a week, of course it comes with runners at the corners and nobody out. :shepface:

Sydin fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 15, 2017

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
this....this is cub

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Noooo the consecutive strikeouts record. :negative:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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it's not an at-bat, does it count?!

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


you can just say plate appearances

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Poque posted:

it's not an at-bat, does it count?!

It's by plate appearances, not AB. :(

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Wouldn't the guy standing on second still be safe cuz he removed the force before he tagged him?

You are correct, sir.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
give me something

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
line out better than a strikeout or ground out i guess..

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