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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Why dont you come back here and shut up?

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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

Well guess what happens is
I bite into and i squarsh into
that grapes and it gets
squasshed into ---
and it gets bashed into my face from that grape juice
it squeezes into me
...
and I have the taste of grapes now.


Is there a way to get the Special Delivery shows? I still remember and miss them.

WOT WOT GEDDIT GEDDIT BOOP BOOP

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Law Cheetah posted:

the end days era still had some gems, though. remember tequila and donut day?

them tracking down erock on his honey moon and harrassing him was also post-obama right? the ice cream bowls keep fallin over

talktapes
Apr 14, 2007

You ever hear of the neutron bomb?



Just a reminder: Lady Di's week-long internship

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

talktapes posted:

Just a reminder: Lady Di's week-long internship

Doc about her by the guy who keeps doing them for the show and some others like Amy Schumer

https://youtu.be/WEvH5J1gS6M

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

Giga Gaia posted:

them tracking down erock on his honey moon and harrassing him was also post-obama right? the ice cream bowls keep fallin over

"How's the krill?"

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PH.D IN DARKNESS, M.A. IN MADNESS, B.A. IN TERROR (with a minor in Women's Studies)

Morter posted:

Is there a way to get the Special Delivery shows? I still remember and miss them.

WOT WOT GEDDIT GEDDIT BOOP BOOP

You just reminded me of this. Special Delivery deserved a little better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN1b5ZtEPdU

talktapes
Apr 14, 2007

You ever hear of the neutron bomb?



"I have something I have to tell you. OK back in the 80s, a long time ago, every weekend... My boyfriend gave it to me in the rear end in a car. And I did not like that, but I forgot to mention that... I didn't have a car back in the 80s. Every weekend."

Dookberg
Oct 14, 2003



Sam and Dave go see Roddy Piper at a WWE event. Dave gets drunk and ruins the evening of a nearby family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWxVTnjrUEY

everyone wear hats now
Jul 29, 2010



One of my favorite things about Ron and fez is that every awful impression that comes up, has the line "I'm (persons name)" every thirty seconds, just to hammer it home.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Ball Hard Enough.


everyone wear hats now posted:

One of my favorite things about Ron and fez is that every awful impression that comes up, has the line "I'm (persons name)" every thirty seconds, just to hammer it home.

any opportunity to link this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xryUS6wrs6c

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PH.D IN DARKNESS, M.A. IN MADNESS, B.A. IN TERROR (with a minor in Women's Studies)

Dookberg posted:

Sam and Dave go see Roddy Piper at a WWE event. Dave gets drunk and ruins the evening of a nearby family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWxVTnjrUEY

This is epic. I just like how insane Dave was, even if he was an rear end in a top hat he was likable enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7APWW3YUmI

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.




All these old Ron and Fez clips are making me nostalgic for when my kids were babies and I was home with them liistening to Ron and Fez shows all day.

e: It only just occurred to me that this is why the thing I always remember about meeting Ron at club once was talking about kids and being parents and stuff.

HPJoker
Oct 30, 2017


Thinking about Jay Mohr getting in Paul Riser's face and asking him "DO YOU HAVE HALF SLICES??????"

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

woke up thinking about this theme song and now you have to as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcqX4asliI#t=39s

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Giga Gaia posted:

woke up thinking about this theme song and now you have to as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcqX4asliI#t=39s

Literally sing this every time I use a Tetley teabag

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

Giga Gaia posted:

woke up thinking about this theme song and now you have to as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcqX4asliI#t=39s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHAfFmgPMIo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyCgqnOATK8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9B2j_o9HAU

Silly Norton was always my favourite.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"


I will never not laugh at Turk February or Jimmy having the dream about giving up his secret marmalade recipe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHuNxA9c9BE

Exhausted delirious Jimmy is the best Jimmy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0-zlAicWWk

That goddamn Fig Newton story.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 09:08 on May 7, 2020

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002


lmao forever @ container of coffee

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Sheen Sheen posted:

lmao forever @ container of coffee

might be one of the greatest turns of phrase ever

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Gonz posted:

Exhausted delirious Jimmy is the best Jimmy.

Yup.

Worst Jimmy is "poorly thought out political opinions to try to impress my MMA friends and also cops" jimmy

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

My favorite Jimmy was his random hate rants at innocuous things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoIa69VMc7w

HPJoker
Oct 30, 2017


I was re-listening to Jim Breuer's Pizza Man saga and decided to read about him again and I totally missed this!

https://www.dailyrecord.com/story/n...reuer/76798870/

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

quote:

"There was provocation here, Judge," Scura said, adding that Ionfrida received crank phone calls and found bags of rocks outside his pizzeria after Breuer's on-air remarks about him.

Holy poo poo thats funny. I hope Breuer made the Ellis Island boat horn sound when speaking in court.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

The pests make an appearance in a court case yet again.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

Well guess what happens is
I bite into and i squarsh into
that grapes and it gets
squasshed into ---
and it gets bashed into my face from that grape juice
it squeezes into me
...
and I have the taste of grapes now.


Kevyn posted:

The pests make an appearance in a court case yet again.

Which one? Link/info/anything?

JFC
Oct 16, 2003

Jesus F Christ
Finger Lickin' God


Bill Cosby or Anthony Cumia?

https://streamable.com/ph7cxd


See also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXAJetk9iJo

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Morter posted:

Which one? Link/info/anything?

I just meant the Jim Breuer thing. The pizza guy getting prank calls and poo poo after Breuer told the story on O&A.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

Well guess what happens is
I bite into and i squarsh into
that grapes and it gets
squasshed into ---
and it gets bashed into my face from that grape juice
it squeezes into me
...
and I have the taste of grapes now.


Oh i'm dumb i somehow misread that as a court appearance. Like some judicial assault the media poo poo.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005









Listening to WJFK and Crazy Jen has all these bits that ESD steals years later. She just started some gossip segment with a 'Who Could it Be Now?' drop.

Scratchman Apoo
Mar 27, 2011


I never listened to Ron and Fez before, but I listened to this bit last night and I was absolutely stunned laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXIhwO9Cwxw

I have next to no context for this show, but how is Fez real?

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PH.D IN DARKNESS, M.A. IN MADNESS, B.A. IN TERROR (with a minor in Women's Studies)

Scratchman Apoo posted:

I never listened to Ron and Fez before, but I listened to this bit last night and I was absolutely stunned laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXIhwO9Cwxw

I have next to no context for this show, but how is Fez real?

I've always assumed it's the perfect combination of being a giant manbaby who never wanted to escape adolescence. The way he acts around what he perceives to be 'losing' Ron comes off as incredibly infantile.

And if we're getting into crazy Fez...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6w5tfa3RTs

Also I came across this one and since Jim Bakker is in the news once again for a medical issue, might as well post this. Mind you, it's incredibly heartless and brutal. I don't think the Boys have ever been this mean before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0U-_wH1Abk

Mad Doctor Cthulhu fucked around with this message at 18:42 on May 10, 2020

HPJoker
Oct 30, 2017


Gonz posted:

Ant and Patrice riffing on country music was an exceptional bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_Pe9UbMNo

Ant saying Dierks Bentley's name with the exaggerated Arnold voice never failed to deliver.

EDIT: AND I'LL BE TOUCHING YOUR VULVA TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHT....WITH CLEAN HAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDSSSS....

I've been going back and reading the thread and listening to old bits posted. When I first heard this I was around 16 and doubled over in laughter calling the local country station at 11 PM and requesting "with clean hands" but could barely get a word out in between incessant giggling.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


Scratchman Apoo posted:

I have next to no context for this show, but how is Fez real?

He's not

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕


Like yeah he's a person and he's absolutely a total anxiety case but that is almost certainly a planned bit.

I think he's sort of like Spenny from Kenny vs Spenny where he is technically "in" on the joke and knows it's coming, but he's such a neurotic wreck that his reactions to this sort of thing are probably mostly natural if a little bit amped up for the show

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Ball Hard Enough.


Yeah that felt like a planned bit but him yelling at Shelby felt extremely real lol

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.




Fez was so deep in the closet that it broke him.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

Well guess what happens is
I bite into and i squarsh into
that grapes and it gets
squasshed into ---
and it gets bashed into my face from that grape juice
it squeezes into me
...
and I have the taste of grapes now.


Another Bill posted:

Fez was so deep in the closet that it broke him.

How deep can a closet be if it only has 1 shirt?

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PH.D IN DARKNESS, M.A. IN MADNESS, B.A. IN TERROR (with a minor in Women's Studies)

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Like yeah he's a person and he's absolutely a total anxiety case but that is almost certainly a planned bit.

I think he's sort of like Spenny from Kenny vs Spenny where he is technically "in" on the joke and knows it's coming, but he's such a neurotic wreck that his reactions to this sort of thing are probably mostly natural if a little bit amped up for the show

This is the best way I've heard it put.

And here's something I never saw before: Dave is getting the Sopranos tattoo covered up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN1ySMTbYD4

Edit: the new tattoo is.......something, alright.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu fucked around with this message at 04:37 on May 14, 2020

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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

Well guess what happens is
I bite into and i squarsh into
that grapes and it gets
squasshed into ---
and it gets bashed into my face from that grape juice
it squeezes into me
...
and I have the taste of grapes now.


Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Edit: the new tattoo is.......something, alright.

Just to save everyone the trouble

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