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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Kak posted:

He's paying him $750k a year.

Oh, yeah, that wasn't going to be just immediately converted into heroin and cocaine

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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
YOU'RE A GODDAMN OLD MAN IN HIS 50S WHY ARE YOU ENGAGING IN TWEET FOLLOWING SLASH UNFOLLOWING DRAMA

DON'T YOU HAVE UNDERWEIGHT, UNDERAGED WAIFS TO BE BEATING

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Jesus Christ. How does a poor, broke dude end up with 81 baggies of heroin? Oh, right, Anthony probably gave him a shitload of money up front.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Lovechop posted:

cum town is the best o&a replacement imo

YOU MUST NEVAH RESPECT A WO-MAHN

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

CrashCat posted:

I really, really don't want to put "cum town" into a search engine

Trust us, you wanna take that leap. If you liked O&A but wanted less of Ant being a huge pile of loving poo poo, Opie being a complete loving retard of zero value, and Jimmy being two guys-- a fat Greek and a Jew bug-- you'll love Cum Town. To save you from having to inject such filth into a search bar, here's some of the YouTube findings for it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7BEiyGxwQo Molestrios!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZSNiT9aZ7k Morelestrios!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nURssXj0TE Racism in Star Wars? MORE PLAUSIBLE THAN YOU THINK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knsgx7Jawko Adam's family history, this one's gooooooooooood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6zGbdysKpA It's called "The N-Word Salesman", you know it's gotta be good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PON5YipUb90 Eyyyy, I'm Italianin' ova heeuh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQm5boFR4Zc Hello, sexy baby girl mama! Do not hang up! I am from the hospital, your entire family is dead unless... you would let me take you out. For a delicious curry and some pussy-tasting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrNJAHXwzIw Trans Torino, just gonna leave this here because it's a good chunk as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNg5J7MXgA4 And, finally, the one that really made me go 'holy poo poo, Nick's a genius': Alt-Right Homer Simpson

http://castbox.fm/channel/Cum-Town-id317405?country=us

And then https://www.patreon.com/cumtown for when you get to wanting to sub for the premium eps. They're good. Also, Patreon delisted "Cum Town" as a search, so you literally have to click the link or find it some other way. Fuckin' goobers.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Ron Bennington, go on Chapo. And Cum Town. And, when you eventually develop lip cancer or something, suicide bomb Ant and everyone adjacent to him so the world can be made a slightly better place.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Morter posted:

I'm used to people like that.

Now the people in the comments section:



:yikes:

I saw this myself and it's what caused me to close the tab.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Cumtown seems to have the worst fans in the world so I've kept away from it. Maybe that's stupid of me but I'm fine with that

Uh, compared to O&A fans? The cross-over is astonishing, too. You're basically saying, rightly, that the O&A fanbase is the worst (it is), but that Cum Town deserves to be loathed for that same exact fanbase.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Is Melissa Stetten Ant's ex? If so, she's come back up recently: https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/974440625520066560

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Did they break his 'being a oval office' bone?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1009897259843117056

Alarming amount of empathy and goodwill for being stuck in the Cumia orbit. Good on Artie.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

JB50 posted:

I cant see the tweet because Im at work but, Dannys been on Reddit badmouthing and slandering Anthony for the past couple of months. I would not expect Anthony to be nice to him.

"Badmouthing and slandering" is a hard bar to clear for saying literally anything about Ant. What, that he's a pedophile? That he's a pedophile alcoholic/druggie? That he's a pedophile druggie who beats incredibly tiny women? That he also can't hold down literally the easiest job in the world because of his virulent racism?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Triggered more like n--

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Sorry, I had to deal with the PC Police's SWAT team for a minute. I was going to say 'Nick Dip is a cool fellow who doesn't say the N-word'

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Who the gently caress pays for a podcast lol

I don't mind $5 a month for Chapo or Cum Town, but loving seriously at $30 a month? loving Christ.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
"If Trump wins, he'll just appoint Cumia to take over NPR. 'YEAH, AND HERE'S WHAT IT STANDS FOR: BOOOOOOOOOP AND PUERTO RICANS!' Bobo would be hosting All Things Considered."

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Dennis Miller is funny? Have you... uh, heard anything of his from the past 15 years?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

JB50 posted:

I mean hes a comedian so are they ever really unemployed? Plus he works on Crashing, if that is still going.

He works on Crashing? He was a guest for one episode.

I, too, am a huge fan of Dane Cook and his FX series, Louis.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I'm out of date, then. I thought he was only in the first episode of the first season, but apparently he was in the second that just aired as well.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Tevryr posted:

Look at the tile layout at the bottom left (the little blue ones) and compare. Aren't they a different configuration?



Nobody's suggesting Ant somehow gets the exact same room every time he goes there/she was in the exact same room he was in during the visit he took the picture.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9flq8s/metal_gear_solid_6_sue_eater/

METAL QUEER?!

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I knew I was in for a treat when I saw the tags for The Deep End 5. "#cringe #blacklivesmatter #feednana"

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Kevyn posted:

My favorite Patrice-ism of all time is when he was talking about using the sniper rifle in Call of Duty. It wiggles until you push the “stop being nervous button”

Hell fuckin' yeah

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

JFC posted:

Jim's not looking good.



WHAT DA gently caress.

There's no way that's actually Jim Norton right now. There's no way. That has to be a photoshop of some sort. Or another person, a person with advanced AIDS.

edit: I am loving the ambiguity as to whether or not it's real. Because, seriously, that COULD EASILY be Yimmy 2k18.

Apoplexy fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Oct 2, 2018

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Hahahahaha, loving hell yes. And Michael Brooks rules, if any of you are leftists.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
He has that Hibernian brain pan

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Gonzo McFee posted:

This is Bam Margera and this is having gay sex with your dad

Bam, c'mon, I got work in the mornin'. I don't needa have my dick sunked.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

zapplez posted:

So anthony finally is releasing his show for free to podcasts apps for sound only. Its actually not a bad listen, his co-host dave is pretty good. When they get to riffing its the closest to funny old O&A shows. Lot of fast-forwarding when he gets too trumpy though. But with 8 hours of podcast a week for free its a good addition to my

1 hour - Tuesdays with Stories
1 hour - Your Mom's House
3-0 hours - Joe Rogan (varies hard with guest)

Try out Cum Town. You might like it. If you can tolerate the ratio of funny:unfunny of O&A or TACS, you can definitely stomach that of Cum Town, where the gold is much higher a quality and the boring, dumb poo poo like Stav's fat rear end talking about food usually being less bad than Ant screaming about the Dark Menace threatening freedom of speech.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

feigning interest posted:

After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—Blue Chew(use code CUMTOWN)—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and your lil rear end dick is hard. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how racist a former tin knocker from Long Island can be. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth.

Hahahaha, hell yeah, bitch.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I still think Brain Parasite Jeff Foxworthy (ft. Inspector human being) is one of the best things ever. (IT WAS THE JEWS!) "Oh, right. Yeah."

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
MAH LOOK I GOT CUM ON MAH PANTS JUS' LIKE LUIS!!

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Cum Town is my only go-to for comedy anymore. LoS and Bonfire and Real rear end are all hit-or-miss with a lot more missing.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
He's one of those hosed-up Klingons who got the Augment virus from ST Enterprise

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I wonder how Ant's show is doi

https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1216940064632078336

Ian legit owns, by the way. "HEY, ALAN, I BET YOU DON'T HAVE AN ANECDOTE ABOUT SUCKING A LITTLE BOY'S PENIS LIKE I DO! :haw: Oh, you do. I was a little boy myself at the time, though..."

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
That isn't okay. Don't fool me like that, thinking Sam has a loving lovely lumberjack beard and subdermal implants to make his skull look like it has Klingon ridges.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

TL posted:

Hopefully Jimmy gets that development deal to bring his prank show, Your Baby’s Dead, to NBC, and that Yaphet Kotto is still interested in hosting.

hahahahaha, okay, that bit I remember and is still funny

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I was just reading about Ennio. :( He apparently did a shitload of work on the movie Bulworth and his stuff wasn't included, favoring a lot of contemporary rap music instead.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

piratepilates posted:

oh for sure, and it's not like opie was prescient enough to predict the future. just kinda funny that there ended up being one in rdr2.

sorry not sorry! it's not pivotal plot point anyway, it's a mode of transport.

We all know that hot air balloon was included in RDR2 entirely to piss off the r/opie&anthony crowd retroactively. That's how the world works, right?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I wonder how PAUL R. NELSTHON is doing in this pandemic.

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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Morter posted:

I wonder, has Anthony fell in line with calling this Chinese Virus/Kung Flu, etc?

100%. He even said 'loving China' when announcing that there'd be no show one of those days because he was sick from it. lol.

edit: https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1338883987880685569

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