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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

I can't believe we didn't have one of these

So as you all know, the Alt-left is a mirror of the alt-right

and is "just as to blame" for any bad thing fascists and racists do

We're like anti-matter; necessary to keep inconvenient things from happening*

So what's up my alt-right homies? Have you ran any white protestants out of your neighborhood today?**

*IE having to condemn fascist and racist violence and thus alienate a key block of remaining supporters

**I mean having just discovered we exist, I've no idea what you are supposed to do. Just exactly what fascists do, only directed against...?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm here for the huge bats I've heard so much about

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
fart-left

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

When we run people over and kill them, it's not in a Dodge Challenger with a V8, it's in a Prius

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

logikv9 posted:

I'm here for the huge bats I've heard so much about





Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

here is the truth -

did i have a permit? no
did i attack nazis with a can of ignited hairspray? yes
did i punch a nazi? yes
would i do it again? yes

Yudo
May 15, 2003

What is the alt-left's position on tiki torches?

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Coming at your car with a club

Nf3
Oct 9, 2012
whats a funny way to describe the difference between a leftist and a liberales?

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
hi im spichard "deadgoon" rencer im the founder & leader of the alt-left

i've decided that our official uniform is cargo jorts with corncobs & roses poking out of every pocket, pls dress appropriately the next time u do some terrorism

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ground floor

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
“Mr. Chapo or Jimmy, or one of these alt-leftists, all controlled by George Soros and dank memes--and donors, people like me from previous months--total control. Bing bing, bong bong bong, bing bing. You know what that is, right?”

:sad:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Yudo posted:

What is the alt-left's position on tiki torches?

only for keeping mosquitos away

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

did you know that nazi is short for national socialist that means they were socialists which means that we were the nazis all along

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

TWIST FIST posted:

did you know that nazi is short for national socialist that means they were socialists which means that we were the nazis all along

Oh thank god!

[breaks out his long-stored brown shirt]

Oh wait a tick dawgs

What color should our shirts be? I vote Hawaii'in if the thread does not literally murder me for the crime of cultural appropriation

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Alt-leftists are little more than a sleeping bear ready to awaken and smash the capitalist oligarchy, educate yourselves, and rise up my brothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtlN3r7nlMM

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


The alt right have it so easy.

It's so much easier to build a cross to burn in effigy than a hammer and sickle

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan

Taintrunner posted:

Alt-leftists are little more than a sleeping bear ready to awaken and smash the capitalist oligarchy, educate yourselves, and rise up my brothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtlN3r7nlMM

Thanks, I'm a Tankie now.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

What do we drink? I need to signal my alt leftness to the bar.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wrenever posted:

The alt right have it so easy.

It's so much easier to build a cross to burn in effigy than a hammer and sickle

Just go to a hardware store and tell the manager you wish to seize the memes of production

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
My red star workers cap arrives in the mail next week

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

*removes shadowy cloak, revealing deeply scarred face*

At last we reveal ourselves. At last we will have our revenge.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mCxCbEn6Aw

Send in those Tanks!

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


I keep trying to be alt-left but all it does is send me back a page. Help???

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

yo when do i get my soros checks

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Literal nazism and thinking healthcare is a basic human right are two sides of the same coin.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

GIRL BRAINS posted:

My red star workers cap arrives in the mail next week

If we all wear the exact same style of clothes, think how much cheaper clothes will be

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Literal nazism and thinking healthcare is a basic human right are two sides of the same coin.

god help me this exists and seriously has that premise

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Taintrunner posted:

“Mr. Chapo or Jimmy, or one of these alt-leftists, all controlled by George Soros and dank memes--and donors, people like me from previous months--total control. Bing bing, bong bong bong, bing bing. You know what that is, right?”

:sad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4M4Yj6y0j0&

I would die and go to heaven if Jimmy Dore got smeared by Trump.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

hell yeah, lets do this.

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
I'm really busting up the sidewalk over here

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/joeprince___/status/897630152615710720

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Is this thread a safe space to celebrate but not necessarily encourage or promote violence against right-wing terrorists?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
:abuela: :] "The Emerging Non-Racist Ideology Known As The Alt-Left"

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe


start 'em young, get 'em hooked

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Nazis are bad.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


i'm going to cause the third impact, but with communism!

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i;'m a communist hate group

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

someone post that drawing of really buff college dudes being brainwashed into communists by their college professor and learning to fight and jerking each other off in the classroom

i know someone has it, i saw it posted in the trump thread once

anyway that's the alt left antifa and im the one with my tongue in another dudes throat

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