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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Run we're not pollen.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Take the ingot, drop food and leave the monkey alone it's probably got ebola

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What.

Okay spooky tower city with flamethrower weilding guards I can accept, but a flying castle?

Go West

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I'm sad that piling all those radioactive rocks into a self sustaining reaction was not an option available to Lone Wolf.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Just caught up again.

Kind of a dick move for Lone Wolf to just scar someone for life because it was convenient!

Also a dick move:

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Crops grew abundantly, incidence of disease and illness became increasingly rare, and the newly-born were uniformly healthy. Even the offspring of the impoverished who, in normal times, could expect only one in three of their infants to survive longer than a month after birth, were all in good health and exceptional in their physical and mental development.

Oh no the poor are healthy! Better give away this thing causing it.

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Aug 27, 2018

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The new artist isnt doing too well. :I

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh no the horse that we stole got stolen.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Laumspur, Mustard Gas, Sebaris

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Are we going to get to meet Grey Star? :swoon:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

We didnt get to meet Grey Star! :mad:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

loving airships!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Freakin no good steampunks.

Kangra posted:

Lose the flute and the blanket, they're just weighing us down,
And the old spyglass too, we don't need it
And the loss of our meals is no problem for us
Then we'll use alchemy on the eye... of the tiger

This option is good.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The ledge seems a decent place to shelter, plus Braveheart has terrible people skills.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Leave it the hell alone!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

FORD THE RIVER

Also catching up:

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This vast wasteland of dust and ash was formerly the seat of power of the greatest, most evil being who ever ruled Magnamund—Agarash the Damned. At its centre there once stood his mighty fortress-city of Naaros; now all that remains is a titanic chasm of molten lava and heat-fused rock. Ten millennia ago, the gods Ishir and Kai sent forth the magical Elder Magi to challenge the rule of Agarash, and they undertook a daring assault upon Naaros and its fell inhabitants, the Agarashi—the Creatures of Darkness. This attack precipitated a war which lasted a thousand years and culminated in the destruction of Agarash and his accursed empire. Once there were many cities and fortresses in the Doomlands; now there are none.
Nice genocide Ishir and Kai.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

We're just journeymen on a journey, journeying.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

That bonus combat skill thing is really badly worded. Do they mean the total bonus of +7, or the additional bonus of +2?

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As the waters of the Sheasu Channel speed past the hull, and the crew of ten young Brotherhood initiates go about their

I'm going to assume there's less than 700 pages, and guess 210

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

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The Baron holds up the Stone Dagger that was found in your Backpack. ‘You have a persuasive tongue,’ he says, ‘but here I hold proof that you are assassins. This evil blade is the instrument with which you intended to slay me. See, it is already stained with the blood of those you have slain before. No goodly men would carry such a weapon for their own defence.’

lmfao what a game over.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They're obviously working for the bad guys. Let's take their poo poo!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ask not for whom the bow bows, it bows for thee.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Head for the bank!

also lmao Lord Naruto

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

If the place around the city is swarming with lizards, it's probably empty inside! Through!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Mikl posted:

When a storm is coming, you should stand under a tree.

This is the knowledge of the Kai speaking! Let's make like a leaf and tree

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Well that was dull. Lets proceed

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

take nothing, Captain Amoronsezwat

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Grab em all and follow the evil weirdo!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Mikl posted:

Let's go check it out.

"(In a deep voice) Hello guards! It's me, Hulsta! The barrel maker! What brings you hear at this time of the night?"

This is a perfect plan

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They're sending Regular Banedon, not knockoff Banedon!

Also no we've never heard of this jerk ever?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

lmao lone wolf. he'll be fine right?

Also 'Gold Rain' D:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Herbmastery: Produce explosives. :unsmigghh:
Plain sword
Fill up on arrows and laumspur.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

astrology isnt real!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

As you can see by the book cover, Lone Wolf and the Sommerswerd are no match for the powers of vore

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

GOLD RAIN

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I cant believe we went for fake star reading garbage instead of turning everyday plants into explosives.

GULLY

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

exactly as useful as it is in real life.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Guy Fawkes posted:

Another solution would have been a greater lowering of the challenge level: not a Great Master, but a new apprentice struggling with the first pproblems; someone else tried that way:

https://gamebooknews.com/2016/08/16/autumn-snow-the-pit-of-darkness/

holy poo poo GARY CHALK ART

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

TURN LEFT

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

We have a bow

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

HERBMASTERY and I dont really have an opinion on the rest other than a sacrificial flute

Also is this the cribbingest book yet? Let's find out!

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