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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/jupp-heynckes/zum-vierten-mal-bayern-trainer-53428446.bild.html


loving lmao, so it was no fake.

Healbot fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Oct 4, 2017

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


So Hoeneß has once again prevailed.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

nicht deiiiiiin ernst geiloooooooooo

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
he's going to ruin his legacy lmao

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



elbkaida posted:

he's going to ruin his legacy lmao

I really really hope so, preferably starting in two weeks time.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Hmm, I don't know. I think he'll do adequately, but I kinda would've preferred Tuchel.

Still, this likely means Nagelsmann is pretty much a done deal for next season, which I'm okay with.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lol jupp

Lol nagelsmann

lmao

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Triple confirmed :smuggo:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


ephex posted:

Triple confirmed :smuggo:

Schweinis contract is running out in December. :thunk:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Hey, English-language fans! Remember how funny the name "Stefan Kuntz" was to you? Yes? Then check out this guy!

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Piszczek confirmed dead until at least the end of this year, and with his age, I have to wonder if he can manage another comeback. Does BVB have a walk in replacement for him? He's indispensable to the national team, but I imagine they have someone to take over for him at Borussia?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


They have Durm, who will do a walk to Stuttgart this winter according to media.

Maybe they can do without a fullback and have that definitely 12 year old kid debut beside Aubameyang.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
They can always play Toljan on the right, especially once Guerrero is back.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



frankenfreak posted:

Hey, English-language fans! Remember how funny the name "Stefan Kuntz" was to you? Yes? Then check out this guy!

I'm the Torhüter

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm watching this Heynckes Pressekonferenz because im sick at Home and he just said that Ernährungsberatung is bullshit lol

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Tbf he's so old that his own pre match meal was probably Pommes rot weiß and half a pack of cigarettes

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
First training session, he told Kimmich to get off his drat lawn.

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

https://twitter.com/herthabsc_en/status/919194863438098438

big time fan of the herthas

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009

So how long before Donald Trump attacks them on Twitter?

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Reset Smith posted:

So how long before Donald Trump attacks them on Twitter?

very soon no doubt


edit: COY herthas!!

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Latinx posted:

very soon no doubt

Can't wait to see how he spells the team name.

'Heard of team called Hurta BLT in Germany joining the unpatriotic NFL players in kneeing. Sad.'

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/HansSarpei/status/921027240258875392

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Leverkusen are..good??

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Dang, 5 goals by 5 players in one half is.. amazing, actually

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
Oh God, I turned off after 1-0, guess I'll have to watch the replay.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

I'm Heckingens half-time pep talk.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I'm not sure how Müller can have a muscle injury when he literally has no muscles in his spindly legs

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


Dunban posted:

I'm not sure how Müller can have a muscle injury when he literally has no muscles in his spindly legs

He's faking, duh.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
So Köln has decided to sack... Schmadtke? Why?

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


A head had to roll and I guess they didn't want to fire Stöger yet.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I love how the early stages of the DFB-Pokal in the kicktipp are just one big points pinata, and the only losing move is not to play, Pand

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Smirr posted:

I love how the early stages of the DFB-Pokal in the kicktipp are just one big points pinata, and the only losing move is not to play, Pand

esp since I hosed up this time and didn't use 90-minute results. woops

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Katana Gomai posted:

esp since I hosed up this time and didn't use 90-minute results. woops

Wait, don't we always do n.E.?

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Smirr posted:

I love how the early stages of the DFB-Pokal in the kicktipp are just one big points pinata, and the only losing move is not to play, Pand

:negative:

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
Köln continues to enjoy 100% win rate this season (in the Pokal) :madmax:

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
How was that Vidal tackle not a red by definition? Also...why is Tolisso allowed to just kick people and not even get one yellow let alone be sent off?

sicDaniel
May 10, 2009
Because Bayern. Also Rangnick running to the ref with his iPhone was amazing. Both clubs should be out, they're all cunts.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

AlexF posted:

How was that Vidal tackle not a red by definition? Also...why is Tolisso allowed to just kick people and not even get one yellow let alone be sent off?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
hahaha

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Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Did Keita always get this many red cards?

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