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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Also Düng's deer-in-the-headlights look while cutting his promo was amazing.

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DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Also Düng's deer-in-the-headlights look while cutting his promo was amazing.

I was REALLY hoping for a Jumpin Jeff Farmer style promo.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jerusalem posted:

Edit: $10,000.... you'd never have to work another day in your life! :aaa:
Mr Mackleroy is so drat rich; he made 40 grand last year! :homebrew:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Seth Rollins and Rhyno man :allears:

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I want Big E to play a Sith Lord in Star Wars 9

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Whoever does the names is fantastic. Rene Beret, Dry Rub Doug, Porkchop Jones, Voo and Doo.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Rhyno is real drat good at that kind of promo

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

checksin posted:

Rhyno is real drat good at that kind of promo

Dude made a promo eating cheese whiz go over so...

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Give Breezango the book. All the book.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



WWE should've given Daniel Bryan a Chuck Norris gimmick.


Who was Porkchop?

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Davros1 posted:

WWE should've given Daniel Bryan a Chuck Norris gimmick.


Who was Porkchop?

Jason Jordan Angle.

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof

Davros1 posted:

WWE should've given Daniel Bryan a Chuck Norris gimmick.


Who was Porkchop?

Jason Angle.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!
My SPRW name is "Ichabod Justice"

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Mods please change my name to NICCI LEE STYXXX

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
http://shop.wwe.com/southpaw-regional-wrestling-susan-and-chet-t-shirt/BM1009.html?dwvar_BM1009_color=White#start=7

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




I'm confused as to what happened at the end

Dewey came back but it was Michael PS Hayes instead of (whoever was in the photo during the ad breaks) ?

e: oh I somehow missed episode 4, maybe things will make more sense

e: No I still have no idea what happened at the end

Sockser fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Aug 19, 2017

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


It's too soon, my heart is still broken :(

Though I loving loved all the initials carved into the tree behind them

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Sockser posted:

I'm confused as to what happened at the end

Dewey came back but it was Michael PS Hayes instead of (whoever was in the photo during the ad breaks) ?

e: oh I somehow missed episode 4, maybe things will make more sense

e: No I still have no idea what happened at the end

The photos of "Dewey Jackson" were all actual pictures of 80s era Michael PS Hayes.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Sockser posted:

I'm confused as to what happened at the end

Dewey came back but it was Michael PS Hayes instead of (whoever was in the photo during the ad breaks) ?

e: oh I somehow missed episode 4, maybe things will make more sense

e: No I still have no idea what happened at the end

Hayes got old and fat over the past 30 or so years

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Jerusalem posted:

Also Düng's deer-in-the-headlights look while cutting his promo was amazing.

Miz was channeling his rookie year promo skills. I remember when he was stumbling through a promo on a random Raw.

Also, what is it with WWE women being hotter outside their gimmicks and the actual shows? Not that Renee and Natalya aren't attractive, but I like how Natalya's gear highlighted her features, yet made her look like she would kill a motherfucker if needed.

Also, the way Natalya said PISS! was some of her best promo work in years.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Stale Saltines posted:

Whoever does the names is fantastic. Rene Beret, Dry Rub Doug, Porkchop Jones, Voo and Doo.

Impressive Pelvis Wesley remains the best name in Southpaw and indeed all of wrestling

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof

St Evan Echoes posted:

Impressive Pelvis Wesley remains the best name in Southpaw and indeed all of wrestling

not when DANNY BANDANA IN THE USA exists

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

frankenfreak posted:

Mr Mackleroy is so drat rich; he made 40 grand last year! :homebrew:

Sold his Apple stock for a cool $87 :mmmsmug:

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
Okay let's put together a full roll call of season 2 debuts:

The Butchers - Seth Rollins & Rhyno
Voo & Doo - Xavier Woods & Big E
Porkchop Jones - Jason Jordan
Rene Beret - Daniel Bryan
Dan Bandanna - Daniel Bryan
Malibu Al - AJ Styles
Susan - Renee Young
Debbie Desperado - Natalya
Nicci Lee Syxxx - Dolph Ziggler
Danger Zone - The Ascension?
Adam Düng - The Miz?

Who'd I miss, and did I get any wrong?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
The ascension were in season as the surf dudes with attitude whose theme song I would very much like to know the name of

also Michael Hayes as Dewey Johnson

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jenny Angel posted:

Danger Zone - The Ascension?
Adam Düng - The Miz?
Those are correct.

I think the SRW referee that pops up in the intro and sometime later as well could be played by WWE referee John Cone.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Adam Pierce as the janitor, and Santino as random shocked wrestler upon seeing Dewey

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
wasn't john cone the ref last season as well

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

Also Düng's deer-in-the-headlights look while cutting his promo was amazing.

I....now actually kind of want to see freaking out cowardly face Miz.

Also the PPV shirts for sale being packed into a VHS tape-shaped box :xd:

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011
Loved Texx2Badd hijinx. That little "cut a promo" from Texx as he left the screen was golden.

I just love Gallows south ccent

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
Who was the ref in the opening segment of episode 1?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Forceholy posted:



Also, what is it with WWE women being hotter outside their gimmicks and the actual shows? Not that Renee and Natalya aren't attractive, but I like how Natalya's gear highlighted her features, yet made her look like she would kill a motherfucker if needed.


I can answer this. Vince McMahon, and Kevin Dunn have a weird fetish for a specific looking kind of woman, and cannot fathom that women can be individuals and/or pretty in any other way.


On the SouthPaw Regional Wrestling stuff:

Dolph was the worst out of everyone, (but that wasto be expected, and at least he wasn't in it for long)
The Butchers were awesome, as they played it straight, and did anyone else notice their championship belts hanging up next to the meat?
Renee is loving awesome and has proper charisma and wit. As we all knew from Talking Smack.
I didn't like the Lance and Chip segments as much as in season 1. But this is a petty gripe, as it was still pretty fun.

Also: I think it's notable that Roman Reigns isn't in this. For one of three reasons, 1)He's on the other show and isn't touring with the same people, 2) WWE doesn't want their golden boy to look silly/goofy, or my personal favourite 3) He doesn't have the charisma/comedy chops to do it, and if he did he would be shown up as an unentertaining plank of wood.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I think Roman takes himself quite seriously and I couldn't see him doing very well at something goofy like Southpaw

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

AlmightyPants posted:

Who was the ref in the opening segment of episode 1?

frankenfreak posted:

I think the SRW referee that pops up in the intro and sometime later as well could be played by WWE referee John Cone.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Ember sounds great in these talking head segments imo

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

BrigadierSensible posted:

3) He doesn't have the charisma/comedy chops to do it, and if he did he would be shown up as an unentertaining plank of wood.
Which would mean he'd be perfect as Jim Johnston.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

BrigadierSensible posted:

The Butchers were awesome, as they played it straight, and did anyone else notice their championship belts hanging up next to the meat?

What rules about this is while it works to help sell the joke of the goofy parody promotion, you can also easily imagine "deranged heel champs cut a promo from a butchery and have their championships hanging up next to the meat" as something that would get over for real

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


St Evan Echoes posted:

I think Roman takes himself quite seriously and I couldn't see him doing very well at something goofy like Southpaw

"Wait, so you... cut promos? But Vince didn't write them for you? They're just in your head? Then how do you know what to say?" -Roman Reigns.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
They use Spongebob Music when they introduce Malibu Al!

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I....now actually kind of want to see freaking out cowardly face Miz.


He kinda does that already, but he can talk.


BrigadierSensible posted:

I can answer this. Vince McMahon, and Kevin Dunn have a weird fetish for a specific looking kind of woman, and cannot fathom that women can be individuals and/or pretty in any other way.

Also: I think it's notable that Roman Reigns isn't in this. For one of three reasons, 1)He's on the other show and isn't touring with the same people, 2) WWE doesn't want their golden boy to look silly/goofy, or my personal favourite 3) He doesn't have the charisma/comedy chops to do it, and if he did he would be shown up as an unentertaining plank of wood.

Reminder that Vince didn't think Asian women could be seen as attractive when he had Gail Kim and was surprised that Asian fetishes existed.

Re: Roman, he can be a decent promo when let go, but he just comes off as a Baron Corbin clone when he does.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Favorite Lance bit: "You only got one woman?! YOU HAVE TO GET TWO!!"

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