TRP 2017/2018 Toxx Thread

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Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Hello TRPers. Between fantasy football, betting and workplace eliminators you have plenty of ways to make this dead gay sport interesting....or at least you did. You haven't lived until you haven't staked your most precious asset on sports....the ability to shitpost on the internet!

If you don't add the :toxx:

emote your toxx is invalid.
A toxx doesn't have to be a ban. It can be a horrible red text or an embarrassing AV. Haha just imagine!

My Toxx for the season will be:
:toxx:

ban me if Liverpool finish ahead of Manchester United in the EPL this season.

Sneaks McDevious fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Aug 20, 2017

# ? Aug 20, 2017 15:11

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:08

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Manchester United will win the league.

If they don't then ban me for one day per point they finish behind the actual winners.

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# ? Aug 21, 2017 15:28

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Juventus will NOT win the league.

If they do, I will let the Juve boys pick an av for me for the next season.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 16:29

ronniegardocki: Apr 14, 2012; by Lowtax

manchester city will finish no higher than 4th

ban me if im wrong

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ronniegardocki fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Aug 21, 2017

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:23

Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

if Arsenal win the league, ban me :toxx:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Aug 21, 2017

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:31

Raffles: Dec 7, 2004

if middlesbrough do no get promoted this season permaban me from this gay rear end website :toxx:

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# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:42

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

Rangers will finish no higher than 3rd, if they do spfl thread sevco lurkers get to pick an av for me

# ? Aug 21, 2017 21:49

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Gigi Galli posted:

Juventus will NOT win the league.

If they do, I will let the Juve boys pick an av for me for the next season.

If Milan win the league you can give me whatever av you want then and I'll hold onto it until they are no longer champions of Italy

# ? Aug 21, 2017 23:52

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

These av toxxes are pussy poo poo

Ban me if Newcastle get relegated
Ban me if Shelvey does a racism
Ban me when Rafa walks before the end of the season

:toxx:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 01:36

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Probate me one week for every point Milan finishes above Juve in the table.

Ban me if Inter wins the scudetto.

Ban me if Edin Dzeko scores more goals than handsome and fit man Gonzalo Higuain.

:toxx:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 03:29

quiet enjoyment: May 11, 2009

ban me if tottenham finish above aresenal
ban me if chelsea win the league
ban me if wenger walks before the end of the season

:toxx:

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# ? Aug 22, 2017 04:03

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

These av toxxes are pussy poo poo

Ban me if Newcastle get relegated
Ban me if Shelvey does a racism
Ban me when Rafa walks before the end of the season

quiet enjoyment posted:

ban me if tottenham finish above aresenal
ban me if chelsea win the league
ban me if wenger walks before the end of the season

RIP

# ? Aug 22, 2017 04:43

Horse Inspector: Aug 11, 2005; privacy publicly displayed

ban me if Rangers, as a team, have scored more goals than Garner and Waghorn once the SPL and Championship seasons are complete.

:toxx:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 12:44

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Ban me if Stoke are relegated

# ? Aug 22, 2017 14:26

UnlimitedSpessmans: Jul 31, 2015

ban me if sunderland get promoted and boro don't

# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:04

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

ban me if Hamburg don't get relegated :toxx:

# ? Aug 23, 2017 09:45

quiet enjoyment: May 11, 2009

quiet enjoyment posted:

ban me if tottenham finish above aresenal
ban me if chelsea win the league
ban me if wenger walks before the end of the season

lmbo

# ? Aug 27, 2017 19:09

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quiet enjoyment posted:

lmbo

I think GD should do line paddy power and pay out early on your ban : :drac:

# ? Aug 27, 2017 21:00

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

quiet enjoyment posted:

lmbo

RIP just RIP

# ? Aug 27, 2017 23:11

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

ban me if either manchester city, manchester united, chelsea or liverpool win the league :toxx:

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# ? Aug 29, 2017 17:19

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

oliwan posted:

ban me if either manchester city, manchester united, chelsea or liverpool win the league

spicy

# ? Aug 29, 2017 19:11

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

oliwan posted:

ban me if either manchester city, manchester united, chelsea or liverpool win the league

Lowtax just gained another $10

# ? Aug 29, 2017 19:14

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

be the change you want to see in the world

# ? Aug 30, 2017 10:25

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Ban me if arsenal finish inside the top 5 :toxx:

# ? Aug 30, 2017 10:42

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

ban me if exeter don't get promoted :toxx:

# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:51

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Good Toxxae so far

# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:20

saihttam: Apr 15, 2006; Enter sadman

Ban me if Manchester City buys Alexis Sanchez from Arsenal on this deadline day 31/8 2017.
:toxx:

# ? Aug 31, 2017 13:13

Hoops: Aug 19, 2005; A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

oliwan posted:

ban me if either manchester city, manchester united, chelsea or liverpool win the league

This is a sign of depression imo

# ? Aug 31, 2017 23:25

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Can't post for 2 hours!

ban me if benitez lasts the season i guess

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# ? Sep 1, 2017 22:11

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

I'll pay for an avatar or platinum upgrade for up to three people who quote this post if:

Their team finishes with 69 points

If no teams finish with 69, probate me for 6.9 days (a week, unless you can somehow swing a 146.4 hour probation)

In the event of more than 3 posters being eligible, I'll randomly select the winners.

:toxx:

# ? Sep 4, 2017 01:43

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

TheBigAristotle posted:

I'll pay for an avatar or platinum upgrade for up to three people who quote this post if:

Their team finishes with 69 points

If no teams finish with 69, probate me for 6.9 days (a week, unless you can somehow swing a 146.4 hour probation)

In the event of more than 3 posters being eligible, I'll randomly select the winners.

Hi my teams are Chelsea, man city, man utd, Liverpool, west brom, Tottenham and watford.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 01:48

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Eh, if nobody bites, I'll come up with something else I guess

# ? Sep 4, 2017 06:03

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TheBigAristotle posted:

I'll pay for an avatar or platinum upgrade for up to three people who quote this post if:

Their team finishes with 69 points

If no teams finish with 69, probate me for 6.9 days (a week, unless you can somehow swing a 146.4 hour probation)

In the event of more than 3 posters being eligible, I'll randomly select the winners.

Manchester United. Punch it.

# ? Sep 4, 2017 08:24

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

TheBigAristotle posted:

I'll pay for an avatar or platinum upgrade for up to three people who quote this post if:

Their team finishes with 69 points

If no teams finish with 69, probate me for 6.9 days (a week, unless you can somehow swing a 146.4 hour probation)

In the event of more than 3 posters being eligible, I'll randomly select the winners.

buy my avatar back when Exeter don't get promoted

# ? Sep 4, 2017 09:26

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

TheBigAristotle posted:

I'll pay for an avatar or platinum upgrade for up to three people who quote this post if:

Their team finishes with 69 points

If no teams finish with 69, probate me for 6.9 days (a week, unless you can somehow swing a 146.4 hour probation)

In the event of more than 3 posters being eligible, I'll randomly select the winners.

Liverpool, book it,

Also if Man Utd finish above Liverpool then Julian Assflange and or Shrapnig can choose an avatar/text combo for me, which i will use for the whole of the next season :toxx:

# ? Sep 4, 2017 12:17

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CyberPingu posted:

Liverpool, book it,

Also if Man Utd finish above Liverpool then Julian Assflange and or Shrapnig can choose an avatar/text combo for me, which i will use for the whole of the next season

# ? Sep 4, 2017 12:32

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

julian assflange posted:

You and Shrapnig can fight it out between the two of yourselves

# ? Sep 4, 2017 12:38

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

TheBigAristotle posted:

I'll pay for an avatar or platinum upgrade for up to three people who quote this post if:

Their team finishes with 69 points

If no teams finish with 69, probate me for 6.9 days (a week, unless you can somehow swing a 146.4 hour probation)

In the event of more than 3 posters being eligible, I'll randomly select the winners.

Amendment:. Whichever team finishes with 69 points, I will seek out the posters who support them and award avatars or plat upgrades. No need to quote, we all sorta know who's who

# ? Sep 4, 2017 14:12

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

If Arsenal finish above Spurs, I will buy a platinum upgrade for the first three fans of that benighted club to request them of me.

:toxx:

# ? Sep 4, 2017 14:47

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:08

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

If Robert Lewandowski scores less than 20 goals in the Bundesliga this season, noted Lewandowski superfan mackintosh can choose a new avatar and lovely red text that I will use for 12 months. (I'll pay for it)

:toxx:

# ? Sep 5, 2017 10:41

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