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Who will be the Universal Champion after Summerslam?
This poll is closed.
Brock Lesnar 17 22.67%
Roman Reigns 2 2.67%
Samoa Joe 12 16.00%
BRAAAUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! 21 28.00%
Dana White, who has also purchased WWE 23 30.67%
Total: 75 votes
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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

everybody please post a play-by-play of what is happening

Vampire lady travelled to watch her boyfriend. I got blackout drunk, lost my cellphone, my wallet and my raybans

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

Not only is it on already, you're missing Miz's match.

why would miz be on the preshow, he's a star! and jason jordan is angle's son, wheres the nepotism boost?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


This is just so sad. Its so sad for them.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

wow this crowd stinks

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

a.lo posted:

wow this crowd stinks

There's a crowd?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

a.lo posted:

wow this crowd stinks

what crowd

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

DoctorGonzo posted:

Vampire lady travelled to watch her boyfriend. I got blackout drunk, lost my cellphone, my wallet and my raybans

watch her boyfriend do what?

it might be hard to determine right now, but it'll be pretty important to realize whether your heavy drinking is solely due to your inability to deal with your romantic situation, or an actual inability to moderate your drinking.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Half the people in this match have been described as "having all the tools".

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

watch her boyfriend do what?

it might be hard to determine right now, but it'll be pretty important to realize whether your heavy drinking is solely due to your inability to deal with your romantic situation, or an actual inability to moderate your drinking.

Second

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DoctorGonzo posted:

Vampire lady travelled to watch her boyfriend. I got blackout drunk, lost my cellphone, my wallet and my raybans

You stuff got stolen, and clearly the soul of Ric Flair has exited it's old body and inhabited yours.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
Hey Jason you're going to leave your tag team and get an angle with Kurt. You in?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Its kinda cool how graves and book are talking about how theres no crowd

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


then in my experience you genuinely need help or things are going to get a lot worse

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Wowee, that is a reaction for Jordan.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
To be fair at best I bet theres like 1/4 of the crowd in the building right now.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
wooooo miz, elevating that IC title by not defending it

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

good job miz

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
The silence is deafening.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



:rip: JJ

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Suplex, Michael. The word is suplex.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
the jason jordan experiment has been a smashing success

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I didn't get this match

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Miztourage vs Sanity when?

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

bo dallas won a match at summerslam, it is truly a golden era

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
You know, for this kind of push a necessary component is a push.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
"Jordan can't deliver" - preshow panel

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Blaise330 posted:

Miztourage vs Sanity when?

I will pay 9.99 for Miz getting beat up by Nikki Cross.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

John Dudebro posted:

bo dallas won a match at summerslam, it is truly a golden era

Everything is looking up for ole Bo.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one





ahahahaha

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
you know vince its not too late to ditch dean and book the butchers vs tex2badd

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


lol

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

why the gently caress is this so early, aaaaa this makes no sense

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So uh where the gently caress IS the crowd?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

VJeff posted:

So uh where the gently caress IS the crowd?

you're looking at it

interpunct
Aug 2, 2006

Bad girls think that you're being a boob punch

Le Saboteur posted:

To be fair at best I bet theres like 1/4 of the crowd in the building right now.

I think they started the preshow just as doors opened. I heard the Hardy's music right as I got my ticket scanned.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shima Honnou posted:

You stuff got stolen, and clearly the soul of Ric Flair has exited it's old body and inhabited yours.

I was legit happy when i woke up to find out that Ric is getting better

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Blaise330 posted:

Everything is looking up for ole Bo.

he won and the lizard people lost last night, great weekend for him

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
No one told the ticket holders its starting early.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Yeah the UFC can get away with starting shows before most of the crowds in for the most part but the WWE really shouldn't do this.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I hate that PPV records omit preshow results. Give Bo and Axel their credit dammit.

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