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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

VJeff posted:

Like, compare how he sells for Braun and Joe to how he sold for Roman last night. He basically forgot to fall dow on the Spear.

The annoying thing is, Heyman can verbally sell like a motherfucker. Look at his promo the after Survivor Series, he hasn't shaved, he's in borderline tears, he's saying stuff like, "IT'S A loving VIDEO GAME!", he's totally despondent, but he still manages to get across that Brock is pissed off and he's coming back for revenge. It's awesome. But most of the time he just cuts the same promo, I assume because that's what Vince wants. I don't think Heyman is choosing to be a broken record.

......okay, Enzo.

Exactly. And IDK I think Paul is in the same position Brock is. He can do whatever the gently caress he wants because they don't want to anger Brock.

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Soothing Vapors posted:

lmao the face announcer casually advocating Enzo's murder

thats the correct opinion tbh

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MotU posted:

booker what does your neighbor have to do with anything

its more interesting than this feud whatever it is

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

MotU posted:

booker what does your neighbor have to do with anything

Booker's neighbor is Bobby Roode.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soothing Vapors posted:

oh hey its that guy people used to like but no one cares about any more

turn your monitor

bartok
May 10, 2006



There is something satisfying about seeing Enzo get his poo poo wrecked every week.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

DoctorGonzo posted:

turn your monitor

et tu gonzo

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

if they want to punish enzo, shouldnt they have low card shlubs beat him? shouldnt he be curt hawkins first victory? they supposedly want to push cass but i dont think this feud is really building him in any way

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

uh give it a few weeks


or run to her right now and do it, really who cares, you're both insane

i was with her today, she was really nice and told me she got drunk in this big military dinner or some crap like that

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

The best outcome here would be Cryme Tyme returning to help Enzo win, then he stops wrestling and becomes their manager.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
the phrase "50 cent corn dogs" is repulsive

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Who has a more terrible bod, Cass or Corbin.

I lean towards Cass because of his tan and his awful little rat face

bartok
May 10, 2006



dromal phrenia posted:

if they want to punish enzo, shouldnt they have low card shlubs beat him? shouldnt he be curt hawkins first victory? they supposedly want to push cass but i dont think this feud is really building him in any way

shame Hawkins already beat Apollo Crews

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


dromal phrenia posted:

if they want to punish enzo, shouldnt they have low card shlubs beat him? shouldnt he be curt hawkins first victory? they supposedly want to push cass but i dont think this feud is really building him in any way

Him jobbin to everyone on 205 is the next step, I assume

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

VJeff posted:

Who has a more terrible bod, Cass or Corbin.

I lean towards Cass because of his tan and his awful little rat face

I vote corbin because cass at least has some pert lil As

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

VJeff posted:

Who has a more terrible bod, Cass or Corbin.

I lean towards Cass because of his tan and his awful little rat face

i vote cass because corbin is entertainingly ugly, whereas cass is just an ugly man covered in bronzer

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pressedbunny posted:

In my sadly extensive experience with the type, either as soon as possible if you want to bang out like (too-literal) crazy, or absolutely never if you want to ever have any semblance of a normal life again.

she already rode SPACE MOUNTAIN, FATSO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
this is going on way too long

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

pretty sure she rode space mountain the first time you met her

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

So.....is Cass going to forever feud with Enzo just killing him again and again?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
CASSHOLE

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

dromal phrenia posted:

i vote cass because corbin is entertainingly ugly, whereas cass is just an ugly man covered in bronzer

Corbin is good.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


ive enjoyed some corbin matches but we're talking appearance here

do you think corbin looks good?

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
How does this benefit either guy?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
as many friends as martin shkreli at a wu-tang concert

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Fenrir posted:

CASSHOLE

a good crowd

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

DoctorGonzo posted:

she already rode SPACE MOUNTAIN, FATSO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shes probably riding space mountain right now

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

VJeff posted:

Who has a more terrible bod, Cass or Corbin.

I lean towards Cass because of his tan and his awful little rat face

Depends on if tattoos count.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
This is some great selling of the knee.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Ref just threw an X.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
nice f bomb lmao

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

lol what the gently caress

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

so anything interesting happen

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Enzo has done it, he's beaten Big Cass!!!!!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
HAHAHAHAHAH ENZO WINS!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Corbin is a former fat guy who tried to get into shape.

Cass is a formerly in shape guy who has gradually gotten doughy as gently caress. Also is this legit? The gently caress is going on?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

and the curse of punishing enzo has been established

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oh he just threw up the loving X.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i walked away, what happened

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