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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Wow Lesnar wearing a white shirt, wow. Wow.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:02

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:06

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

This really feels like a situation where Brock should say something himself instead of Paul saying everything.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:07

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Don't make me cut you.

Also I've realized Paul is a huge part of the reason why I hate Brock so much at this point.

In Paul's defense...

Okay, have you seen that episode of the Simpsons where Marge buys a dress and has to keep cutting it into different shapes because she can't afford anything else?

That's what Heyman's been doing for three years now.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:10

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Some days I get the feeling Brock would rather put over pretty much anybody except Roman.

What an awesome segment.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:12

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

He certainly has sold like a boss for plenty of people when he wants.

Yeah honestly the more I think on it the more I think Paul is the part I hate more than Brock because Paul verbally no-sells EVERYTHING and is repetitive even within the context of the same promo and he's just terrible. Paul gave a 9 minute promo that easily could/should have been like 5.

Like, compare how he sells for Braun and Joe to how he sold for Roman last night. He basically forgot to fall dow on the Spear.

The annoying thing is, Heyman can verbally sell like a motherfucker. Look at his promo the after Survivor Series, he hasn't shaved, he's in borderline tears, he's saying stuff like, "IT'S A loving VIDEO GAME!", he's totally despondent, but he still manages to get across that Brock is pissed off and he's coming back for revenge. It's awesome. But most of the time he just cuts the same promo, I assume because that's what Vince wants. I don't think Heyman is choosing to be a broken record.

......okay, Enzo.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:24

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Who has a more terrible bod, Cass or Corbin.

I lean towards Cass because of his tan and his awful little rat face

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:28

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Oh he just threw up the loving X.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:33

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

That looked real. Woooooow.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:35

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Vince just had to beat the poo poo out of Enzo one more time. Wow.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:39

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

So according to Cole, Emma says a bunch of factually correct stuff!

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:43

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Boy this Raw started good and got crap in a hurry.

And a Drifter segment next! Hoo-ray!

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:44

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

SOCIAL MEDIA :jerkbag:

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:48

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Wow, Elias vs. R-Truth. That's inspired.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:49

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Rhonne posted:

Whatever happened to R-Truth's feud with Goldust?

Goldust won on a random-rear end Raw. Really disappointing end to a super well built feud.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:52

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

We're a loving hour into this show can we get something besides squashes? Please?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:53

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Rhonne posted:

Then what the gently caress is Goldust doing now!?

He's looking for the star of his next movie. I THINK he's gonna start an angle where he mentors a woman superstar that hasn't been on the show recently.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:54

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Finally, John Cena is back on the good show(?).

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 01:59

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Welp.

Guess we're doing this.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:03

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

dromal phrenia posted:

"nah, not you"

"Wow, this is awkward but I was talking about Neville."

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:05

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

"Now that you're in MY YARD" FUCKER YOU JUST GOT YOUR rear end PINNED TWENTY HOURS AGO

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:06

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Miz, you drunk?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:08

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Cena left every single gently caress he has on the plane when he got to Brooklyn. Wow.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:08

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Cena: "Okay guys, bye, I guess

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:11

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:14

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Barclays chanting YOU'RE HIS BITCH at Roman. Love it.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:16

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Man oh man, another segment where Roman is just so horrifically out of his depth.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:18

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

dromal phrenia posted:

they thought they should transfer some of john cena's support (which he has minus the sing-along to his theme) but as usual, that backfired

The thing is, Cena is liked at this point, but the crowd can and will cheer the other guy if they want, see his feud with Miz.

Metalik is on TV!

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:25

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

HitTheTargets posted:

He could stand to acknowledge anything. Even just getting a little angry once in awhile. I think in the past year the only emotion he's shown has been one smile somewhere in the Strowman feud.

He lost to Lesnar last night and he just walks out not selling a goddamn thing, saying "THIS IS MY YARD" like he doesn't even loving care. It's completely insufferable.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:28

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I kinda wanted more of Punished Neville.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:33

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I can't decide if I care about CoD WWII or not.

I'd kinda gotten used to the futuristic jumpy poo poo.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:38

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

If Jordan goes out and has a loving sweet match with Finn, it might jumpstart his push. Not a bad idea.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:41

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Raskolnikov38 posted:

bad news

I've seen nothing to suggest Jordan is a bad in-ring talent, so.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:43

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Ohhhh boy, I'm down for this.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:45

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Good-rear end match.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 03:08

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

Seth's knee sucks because he doesn't do a thigh slap impact sound.

Kenny also does a bicycle-kick type motion for his that Seth doesn't do.

It just looks so inferior to Kenny's, I dunno why you'd even bother doing it.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 03:11

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Jerusalem posted:

Kinda hosed up that Sasha just said that Alexa Bliss should be murdered in order to sustain Ric Flair's life even a single second longer.

hosed up, but true.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 03:20

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Wow, good point, crowd, Alexa did tap out. I suppose she's just a whiny pissbaby loser.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 03:21

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

DoctorGonzo posted:

sasha banks should never speak again

Agreed. She should just crank Alexa Bliss' neck and make her tap out forever.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 03:24

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

The Bank Statement isn't a neck crank, idiot!

Dammit! I've been owned!

Jerusalem posted:

Oh hey, you wanted to know if you could do something else instead of your toxxed Stephanie McMahon Powerpoint - I'm very disappointed we won't be seeing that, but basically you've got two options now. You can either:

1. Eat a ban for not fulfilling your toxx, then pay to get your account back.
2. Pay at least the equivalent of a new account () to a women's charity, post proof, and we'll call it even.

I'll get back to you after Raw.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 03:27

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:06

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

The delay is so Nikki can return next week obviously.

I agree, Nikki Cross should be Raw Women's Champion.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 03:29

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