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It's everyone else's fault. Here's what Hillary has to say: quote:"In this book, I write about moments from the campaign that I wish I could go back and do over. If the Russians could hack my subconscious, they'd find a long list." Here's a clip of her talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGm0FQ6i74U She also includes some nerdy fantasy about how she could have totally owned Trump in the debates....except she didn't want to. quote:"It was incredibly uncomfortable, he was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled. It was one of those moments where you wish you could hit pause and ask everyone watching, well, what would you do? Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if he weren't repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look him in the eye and say loudly and clearly, 'Back up you creep, get away from me?' ... I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of dealing with men trying to throw me off." Here's the link for Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/What-Happene...n+what+happened Please post any funny excerpts you find here, and make any jokes about her book you want. Any really funny posts will be linked in the OP. Also, we can make fun of Hillary while waiting for the book to come out. Link to the thread on the earlier campaign book "Shattered": https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3817528 Her book tour is about to start: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/08/31/hillary-clinton-charging-big-bucks-for-book-tour-events.html Posts: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831521&pagenumber=2#post475667473 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831521&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=69#post476608878 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831521&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=69#post476611699 spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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Does she apologize to Bernie for rigging the primaries?
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Does she apologize to Bernie for rigging the primaries? Sick bern
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Aug 23, 2017 17:15
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Who the gently caress reads books in 2017?
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lol
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Hilldawg posted:aided by a lifetime of dealing with men trying to throw me off. The vast rightwing conspiracy has become a vast gender conspiracy 
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Aug 23, 2017 17:17
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tactlessbastard posted:The vast rightwing conspiracy has become a vast gender conspiracy I'm pretty sure she's just referring to how she got Bill to finally impregnate her. 
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Aug 23, 2017 17:19
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Does she apologize to Bernie for rigging the primaries? After the whole leaks thing, and the fact we all have a pretty good idea what she did to him, I doubt there will be any mention of it.
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everybodys fault but my own: an introspective look into my life by hilldawg rodham-cuckedton
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rezatahs posted:hilldawg rodham-cuckedton slawdog
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Over There posted:slawdog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
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spacetoaster posted:I'm pretty sure she's just referring to how she got Bill to finally impregnate her. holy poo poo
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Can't wait for great leaks from this book like the last book revealed she has slave labor working the mansion in arkansas
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She should just call everyone in America an idiot everyone hates her anyway and I bet it would feel good.
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spacetoaster posted:If the Russians could hack my subconscious, they'd find a long list. No fuckin way that can't be real
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Her and Huma both experienced infidelity. It must be empowering
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💓💓💓💓💓 Huma 💓💓💓💓💓
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Blue Train posted:No fuckin way that can't be real I have such sights to show you... Third paragraph. http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/23/politics/hillary-clinton-memoir-campaign-what-happened/index.html
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"There's no way anyone could write a worse book than Ready Player One." "Hold my beer." 
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Good god lol This guy make the best videos
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Blue Train posted:No fuckin way that can't be real I hope she goes full tinfoil hat
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spacetoaster posted:I have such sights to show you... Hahaha jfc
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Over There posted:Good god lol I watched the Leah Remini episode of Joe Rogan's podcast and now literally every single time I go to YouTube I have to sit through a Scientology smear job of her 
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tactlessbastard posted:I hope she goes full tinfoil hat I hope it's just a bunch of copypasted Francis E. Dec rants with "Trump" and "Russians" tossed in here and there. 
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tactlessbastard posted:I hope she goes full tinfoil hat Probably not. She's got to keep her 2020 options open.
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spacetoaster posted:Probably not. 
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Hey guys I've got a good one. Primaries become Hilary vs Zuckerberg lol
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Here's the scoop: *holds head and screams until blackout*
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Does she apologize to Bernie for rigging the primaries? OJ already wrote a book called "If I did it"
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spacetoaster posted:Probably not. Blood for the blood god! Blood for the blood god! Blood for the blood god! Moon for the moon god! Blood for the blood god! Blood for the blood god!
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Over There posted:Hey guys I've got a good one. I'm John titor and this is not a joke
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The breakdown holy lol
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Bernie bros keep parroting that she "rigged it" when in fact most Americans did not want or like bernies message as proven by how many more votes Hillary got. Rigged my rear end lmao
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Hilldawg and the Zuck completely dismantle each other in a contentious primary that reveals damaging truths about each, Trump wins in a landslide and  becomes a real thing that destroys multiple US cities like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
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Imagine how awful things might be if she won! She'd probably be for sending more troops to Afghanistan, she'd probably even start poo poo with somebody like North Korea. She's such a corrupt person, she'd try and use a war to gain popularity. That's not even getting into stuff like destroying regulations to help her friends get richer, lying about every single campaign promise, and overall being a complete embarrassment to the entire world and destroying decades of goodwill built up by the US. LOL thank God we avoided that! Seriously though she's extremely unlikable and out of touch with the modern voter, but in retrospect I don't know how anyone could say she'd be worse than Donald "Piss Tape" Trump.
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LOL get a load of this guy!
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Piss de Bundy posted:Bernie bros keep parroting that she "rigged it" when in fact most Americans did not want or like bernies message as proven by how many more votes Hillary got. Rigged my rear end lmao You're retarded lol
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A Fancy Hat posted:Imagine how awful things might be if she won! She'd probably be for sending more troops to Afghanistan, she'd probably even start poo poo with somebody like North Korea. She's such a corrupt person, she'd try and use a war to gain popularity. I like how you didn't include the part where she promised to institute a No-Fly Zone in Syria that would have put us in a very antagonistic position against Russia
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