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Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Sticking my dick into random slots tends to end... poorly.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 20:35

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:21

FutonForensic

important: being sprayed with piss is not a display of sexual arousal, but simply a natural deterrant to keep you out of the tomato plants

# ? Aug 29, 2017 22:14

Wooded Zacynthus

The sexy lesbians I walked in on didn't ask me, a man, to join in, they just politely asked me to leave.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 23:26

Manifisto

these vectors were getting it on, switching back and forth between cross product and dot product. i thought i was getting close when the female vector said "the product can be generalized in various ways; it can be made independent of orientation by changing the result to pseudovector, or in arbitrary dimensions the exterior product of vectors can be used with a bivector or two-form result" but then i realized that was exactly what my mother used to tell me and, welp, that was that

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 30, 2017 01:06

das crikstar: a glitzy recycle bin

loving a watermelon

# ? Aug 30, 2017 01:35

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Drink-Mix Man posted:

As it turns out, the tyrannosaurus rex never historically co-existed with big rear end latinas

# ? Aug 30, 2017 23:14

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

MisterPlastic posted:

loving a watermelon

Well you're not supposed to stick it up there

# ? Aug 31, 2017 01:23

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

tentacles just don't do that

# ? Aug 31, 2017 19:13

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Well you're not supposed to stick it up there

dont tell them how to live their best life

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Aug 31, 2017 20:11

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Drink-Mix Man posted:

As it turns out, the tyrannosaurus rex never historically co-existed with big rear end latinas

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# ? Aug 31, 2017 22:12

szkud

local singles in my area are underwhelmingly horny

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# ? Sep 1, 2017 21:20

cool biRd pics: you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

turns out her stepmother just wanted to teach us about loading the dishwasher properly

# ? Sep 6, 2017 11:38

kalel

I was going to ask if she'd do *anything* for the role in my film but she was actually a very good actress and ended up getting the part strictly on acting merit

# ? Sep 6, 2017 11:44

Twenty Four

"So you don't want to change positions every 30 seconds?"

# ? Sep 6, 2017 13:03

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:21

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

step-sister walked in on me naked and we were both embarrassed. we didn't make eye contact at dinner that night.

the upside is that we will make sure to knock before entering each other's rooms in the future, i guess.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:25

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