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Welcome to Mindfuck Academy. No, it's not just a name. No, we weren't founded by Mr. Mindfuck.
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Our coat of arms is the Expanding Mind meme. By the way, you're all expelled.
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Aug 25, 2017 18:43
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- cda
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Here's your dorm room. We put a nasty venomous snake in it to keep you on your toes. Do you want to see a picture of the snake so you'll know what to watch out for? That's why your room comes with a mirror. Goodbye!
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Aug 25, 2017 18:48
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Welcome to midterms, class.
*places sealed box, two dice, and notecard with "Celiac Truths" written on it on each desk*.
You have two minutes. It's open book, so feel free to reference your notes.
*sits in on teachers desk with overhead projector empty, on, and pointing at my expressionless face*
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Aug 25, 2017 19:25
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Aug 25, 2017 19:31
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*at a job interview, trying to appear both humble and confident at the same time* I wrote my master's thesis on seeing through society's bull poo poo
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Aug 25, 2017 19:41
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getting decked out in our school's colors for the big football game against Regular gently caress Academy
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Aug 25, 2017 19:45
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*at a job interview, trying to appear both humble and confident at the same time* I wrote my master's thesis on seeing through society's bull poo poo
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Aug 25, 2017 19:54
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*at a job interview, trying to appear both humble and confident at the same time* I wrote my master's thesis on seeing through society's bull poo poo
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Aug 25, 2017 20:19
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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i went to MFA because i heard they had a great social economics program. it turns out, however, that the dorms are all solitary confinement cells. i was recently released after 4 years, and i must say that i have a very different view of social economics than graduates from other "normal" universities. 10/10!!
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Aug 25, 2017 20:59
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*grabbing head, screaming*
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Aug 25, 2017 22:05
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*grabbing head, screaming*
[At the noise, previously unseen teachers rush into room at the sound, looking confused, they turn toward the teacher]
"Who are you? What are you doing to these students!? They're here to learn!" [They push him out of the room]
[The other adults leave except for one new school teacher. She speaks to the class.]
TEACHER: Class, I'm sorry, there was a terrible mistake. That man was a stranger and not associated with our curriculum at all. This is an english literature course and I'll be your real professor.
[TEACHER turns and looks mischievous, setting a previously unnoticed duffel bag on the desk. She sets a radio on the desk and turns it on, which begins listing a series of numbers.]
TEACHER: But first, we have a special treat. My fellow staff have trapped the intruder in the Physical Education maze. We thought it only fair to give you this one and only shot at a passing grade.
[Unzips duffel bag fully, and starts removing sharp implements, spears, knives, swords, which she begins passing out.]
TEACHER: Hunt him down and kill him. The winner will move on... perhaps. If I know Reginald, he's already getting set up for this, so you better hurry.
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Aug 25, 2017 23:03
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by Hand Knit
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I thought orientation was gonna be helpful but all they did was hypnotize us to think all the doors are walls and all the walls are doors.
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Aug 26, 2017 00:20
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Music class is everyone making explosion noises out of their mouths while doing finger motions on their scalps
Putty fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 26, 2017
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Aug 26, 2017 01:06
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by FactsAreUseless
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Music class is everyone making explosion noises out of their mouths while doing finger motions on their scalps
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Aug 26, 2017 03:10
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Mindfuck Academy is a perfectly ordinary educational institution that just happens to be named Mindfuck. In the same way that Brown is not, in fact, brown.
Anyway, your first class will beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[transforms into a giant cockroach with the face of a beautiful woman]
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Aug 26, 2017 05:14
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- cda
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Music class is everyone making explosion noises out of their mouths while doing finger motions on their scalps
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Aug 26, 2017 13:29
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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The most hosed up part of Mindfuck Academy is that the janitor is still a normal janitor and he has to clean up all the mind loving
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Aug 26, 2017 18:01
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You want to join our Simon Says team? Just cut off your finger and you're in.
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Aug 26, 2017 18:10
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Our marching band can't start playing our school fight song until the MGM lion roars for the third time.
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Aug 26, 2017 18:13
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Our marching band can't start playing our school fight song until the MGM lion roars for the third time.
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Aug 26, 2017 19:11
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Welcome to midterms, class.
*places sealed box, two dice, and notecard with "Celiac Truths" written on it on each desk*.
You have two minutes. It's open book, so feel free to reference your notes.
*sits in on teachers desk with overhead projector empty, on, and pointing at my expressionless face*
getting decked out in our school's colors for the big football game against Regular gently caress Academy
I thought orientation was gonna be helpful but all they did was hypnotize us to think all the doors are walls and all the walls are doors.
Music class is everyone making explosion noises out of their mouths while doing finger motions on their scalps
You want to join our Simon Says team? Just cut off your finger and you're in.
lmao this thread
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Aug 26, 2017 23:01
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Some think he really got his nose. Others think he merely cloned it. Some say it's just a trick, but nobody knows for sure. A cult has now formed around worshipping the mysterious man who can steal noses. Just another day at mindfuck academy
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Aug 27, 2017 09:36
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The professor kept telling us to look down, then look up, and each time we did the PowerPoint presentation would have switched to something completely different, or we'd be in a different lecture hall, or we'd be underwater, or the professor would be sitting on a horse. But it turns out all you need to do to get an A is use Old Spice bodywash.
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Aug 27, 2017 22:37
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Criss Angel teaches one of the classes. It's really boring and nothing unusual happens at all.
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Aug 27, 2017 23:34
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by Hand Knit
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just got accepted into mindfreak prep!!
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Aug 28, 2017 03:02
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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The same grades got me put on academic probation and on the dean's list.
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