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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 19:19

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:33

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258262904091058176

Is this spite? I don't know what this is.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 19:50

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

cumshitter posted:

why cant you just detonate a nuke in the middle of a hurricane to stop it???? loving dumbass metoer scientists

http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 20:02

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Crusader posted:

orb of the storm :worship:

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 20:16

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901190479798312961

When trump heard Hurricane Harvey he thought it was a WWE wrestler. true story.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 22:51

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

I hear Elite Dangerous is better.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 22:55

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Augus posted:

yeah a bunch of teenagers are trapped in an MMO and if they die in the game they die in real life, luckily the protagonist is a Master of Video Games and is the most elite player in the world who never loses to anybody and all the chicks dig him for his sick gaming skills so don't worry about it.

thats one helluva of mary sue or stu. whatever it sounds dumb af

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 23:22

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Itzena posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpfg1Fy_zmE

dig it.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 23:34

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

angerbeet posted:

uhhhhh

https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/901209148183912448

Harvey becomes catastrophic. NK launches nukes. Good timing imo. :golfclap:

That DICK! posted:

into the East Sea. You aren't dying today sadly

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 23:35

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

thank god there's all those people laughing to help me know what's funny

I'm surprised this show lasted even a month. The previews before it first aired were just awful.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 23:50

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Jazerus posted:

it's a rite of passage for meteorologists

In philadelphia, meteorologists get pissed on as a rite of passage. true story.

http://www.phillymag.com/articles/john-bolaris-has-some-regrets/

quote:

Tales about Bolaris have always been ribald, stuff Chaucer would revel in�g�etting tossed across tables, getting pissed on, getting laid at a rate that would make Wilt Chamberlain applaud, leaving a trail of broken hearts in his wake.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 00:02

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Bolaris is an American legend and a Philly icon.

Heard an interview of him on Preston and Steve going to work one day. He sounds like a decent guy that had a string of bad luck.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 00:05

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1zqKVRbYXWWKB

uhhh

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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:36

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

dude is going to get impaled by an american flag

:patriot:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:38

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901259509632573440

UNLEASH THE FULL FORCE OF YOUR URINARY TRACT

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:52

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

DrPossum posted:

WHO THE gently caress IS JEFF AND WHERE IS THE STERAM

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1zqKVRbYXWWKB

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:53

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbx6gULYNbc

:rip:

jeff

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:59

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Joementum posted:

Trent Franks calling Chelsea "treasonous" is libelous. She was found innocent of that charge during the court martial.

i hope she files a lawsuit then

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 14:35

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/willystaley/status/901432288881373184

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 14:36

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Joementum posted:

good morning

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/884041240337162242

McMaster is Bull.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 14:40

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/901442279596056578

something something the hole in his brain is like the hole in the boat named after him

named after his father and grandfather.

:goonsay:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 14:59

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

fits my needs posted:

"we're going to finish the war" lmfao

in about 10-15 years...maybe.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 15:01

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Salt Fish posted:

30 day plan to defeat isis.

a thing he actually said.

:sad:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 15:05

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Joementum posted:

Kelly took away his security clearance while he was in vacation and Gorka threw a fit and resigned when he got back and found out.

Kelly, McMaster, and Mattis are going to write some of the best selling books after this administration is over.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 15:12

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

McGregor gonna win :getin:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 15:57

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/901460109733351424

krypteia

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 16:07

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Agrajag posted:

lol no

I know.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 16:14

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Chokes McGee posted:

were this a plodding heavyweight fight with an Eastern European guy I'd agreed he could probably fight to a split decision but against someone faster that hits harder than him that he can't neutralize other ways, hoo boy

I'm not a hardcore boxing or MMA follower, I just want to see a guy like Mayweather who has a history of beating woman get his rear end handed to him. Also, I like McGregor's backstory. It has a Rocky Balboa kind of quality to it.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 17:20

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Chokes McGee posted:

McGregor is a humongous loudmouthed tool who's ego and lust for attention and a payday is going to end hilariously

Every fighter is. Though Muhammad Ali turned being a loudmouth trash talker into an art form.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LSewbS5eQI

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 17:27

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Mariana Horchata posted:

https://twitter.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/901453505533288449

https://twitter.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/771118837228007424

is this what meth looks like?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 17:37

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Al! posted:

this is a race thing isnt it

fooken irish

�They steal, they are cruel and bloody, full of revenge, and delighting in deadly execution, licentious, swearers and blasphemers, common ravishers of women, and murderers of children.� �Edmund Spencer

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 18:42

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

A Handed Missus posted:

disappointed that it wasn't Kissinger

Kissinger misinterpreted the song "Sparks Fly" while reminiscing about Cambodia.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 18:43

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

morning

has north korea begun to prep The Bomb yet?

is our boy donnie in trouble again for anything?

and would anyone like to form an order not unlike the order of saint leibowitz when it all comes crashing down?

the order of saint baloogan is going to require more than a couple monks to gather up all these shitposts.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 15:07

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Tesseraction posted:

That was a real Fox News chyron in 08:

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 15:09

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Kashuno posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901804388649500672

good to see he has his priorities straight.

America First.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 15:15

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

maybe it is all just cucks in the end

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 13:07

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Sir Tonk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obupvycd8kY

he blinded a guy in one eye

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 22:42

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/game-of-thrones-season-7-finale-jon-snow-speech-trump-1202540692/

quote:

�Game of Thrones� Star Reveals How Trump�s Election Impacted Jon Snow�s Finale Speech

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 22:47

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

succ posted:

decorum, What the gently caress happened?

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quack quack

I did a thing has issued a correction as of 11:00 on Aug 29, 2017

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 10:58

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:33

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

i broke a table

much like trump broke us all

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 10:59

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