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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Thank orb new trump thread

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

zen death robot posted:

I think we should start rolling these things off every month after the end of September

Once we get forum spaceships won't it be able to handle large threads better?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lmebo

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

zakkro posted:

Maybe it's just me, but for me? This Trump guy is no good

The rumors are true, trump bad

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I hope arpaio dies a slow, painful death and is utterly alone at the end. Piece of poo poo waste of space

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

I'm on my phone so can someone photoshop the gadsden flag in place of the snake in that bottom one

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
(((thanks)))

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

A Handed Missus posted:

Gorka really didn't resign

Trump just orbsorbed his powers :stare:

The great golden piss tape of Budapest

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

DANG

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Makes me so angry these loving pieces of poo poo are in power

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/901991325729423361
:thunk:

My phone now auto suggests thunk after :

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

pushpins posted:

Why is he not constantly being spammed with seizure inducing hentai?

Be the change you want to see in the world

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Yikes

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/902227552051351552
:saddowns:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Wrenever posted:

So I hear Trump is coming down to Texas for a photo op tomorrow while there are evacuations ongoing and the Brazos river will be overflowing the levee, and the addicks reservoir will possibly overflowing.

Infrastructure week owns

They said trump is going further inland Texas though, so as to not disrupt rescue/relief operations

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Reality Winner posted:

*bursts in to thread after minutes of absence* did someone say dota

Drowning often, Texas awooooo

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Hell yes Minnesota is the best :madmax:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
My flight was late so I missed my connection now I'm stuck in DC overnight, but I got a free hotel stay, meal vouchers and called out of work another day so easy come easy go I guess

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Salt Fish posted:

We just had infrastructure week so I have to imagine the dams are in tip top shape.

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK IS ETERNAL

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Notch had everything going for him
https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/637666358751133696

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Agrajag posted:

omfg this guy is such an incredible buzz kill

https://twitter.com/notch/status/639916895051870208

Punch him

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Epic High Five posted:

Notch declined this offer btw

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

Notch paranoid that no one likes him lol

He's right

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Who gives a gently caress if u get paranoid if snoop asks you to come over to smoke you do it motherfucker that isn't an invitation you turn down ffs

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Jazerus posted:

i've always wanted to live in one of those self-contained space cities like that one in mass effect

would be rad af

The tree Dyson sphere in the hyperion Cantos is what I want

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
It is pronounced cum-poo poo-EEEEE-fa

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Kazak_Hstan posted:

That would be a real nice catty backhanded description if it wasn't credulous bullshit.
Trump is like
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/61081769402830849
But for buildings

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Ffs my flight out of DC this morning (already a change because my flight last night was so late I missed my connection) has been delayed by two hours because of a late flight crew in loving Pittsburgh

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/902272100697812992

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

angerbeet posted:

my toaster has a bagel setting but I don't know what it does or how to use it, also I have bagels

That's the mode that lets Obama spy on you

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

jarofpiss posted:

so when are these dams supposed to collapse?

No one knows this, it's less than a tenth of an inch from being over the edge of the reservoir, but that happening is unprecedented so predictions are unreliable

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BillKarins/status/902504093696098304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Trump!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/902504540313935874

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Updated reservoir reading at 107.99, worse poo poo starts at 108+

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Truga posted:

the great yahoo


isn't 108 basically the height, and if it's showing 108 it's already spilling bigtime?

108 is the height of the lowest edge of the reservoir, the other sides are higher, iirc over 108 is spilling into an emergency spillway, but once it goes over the top it greatly increases the chance of a catastrophic failure

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Does Houston have any of those weed by drone services, those would really come in handy atm

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

FAUXTON posted:

Looks more like it takes about 6 hours per foot.

1" is one inch, not foot

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
If u shoot holes in ur walls all the water will drain out bing bing bong

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Escape From Water Houston, starring jarofpiss

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Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Yinlock posted:

additional survival tip: strongly consider being able to breathe underwater

I don't think you want to breathe that water

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