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hi i like making GBS threads cum
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 19:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:50 |
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why cant you just detonate a nuke in the middle of a hurricane to stop it???? loving dumbass metoer scientists
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 19:54 |
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yeah whatever i dont wanna talk to a scientist yall motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 20:00 |
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Agrajag posted:what if lord humungous was the scientist? being his bitch id be forced to defer to his opinion
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 20:09 |
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Epic High Five posted:what vacuum do you goons recommend for dog hair and carpets a roomba
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 20:23 |
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Epic High Five posted:there's no goddamned way those things can handle dog hair handles my two cats just fine but they are short hairs
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 20:25 |
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invite some methheads into your home and tell them you sprinkled a bag of meth somewhere on the carpet and htey will vacuum it with their noses
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 20:28 |
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Unperson_47 posted:cumshitter's origin story its true. the same day I poo poo at the golf course I fell into an irradiated, overly chlorinated pool right when the septic tank exploded and leaked into it.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 22:06 |
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im cute posted:what if you could eat all of the most delicious food in the world, all you want at any time, but in return you had to have tastebuds surgically implanted on your rear end in a top hat??
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 22:25 |
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GobiasIndustries posted:Does Camp David have a golf course? lol no
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 22:25 |
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lol this remidns me of one time me and my buddy got super stoned and played this god game that he was really bad at. somehow he set a village on fire and then drowned everyone in it while failing to put the fire out as he was drowning it i was like, "Oh no! God is here, and he's trying to help!" and that was our running joke for the rest of the game. "Please god, see how many cattle we've sacrificed? We're doing great, no reason to help us! Stay away!"
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 22:55 |
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Junkyard Poodle posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_%26_White_(video_game) i had that game but was never good at it. adifferent friend was just naturally amazing at it and trained a gorilla to walk over to other villages, line everyoen up, and then yell at them until they loved his god also the first time your animal took a poo poo you could beat the gently caress out of them for 5 minutes so theyd never poo poo again. i forget the name of the game my friend was playing but basically you pick up sand/water/etc. and move it around to affect the environment. also for some reason your villages wrote everything including instructions for magic on kites like loving morons.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 22:59 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:all i remember from B&W was the sound u would hear every now and then when someone died i never learned how to deal with keeping up enough food because more food led to more villages led to more shouts of "need more food!" also i liked putting giant boulders near the worship sites until they became relics and hten throwing them at other villages to get worship points
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 23:03 |
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Wrenever posted:Played this game a lot. It was great but the later levels lost focus on the creature and became a micro intensive RTS which involved a lot of rock throwing and grain transfers rather than battling your growing monster and AI interactions. Lots of potential though dont forget lobbing turds into the enemey's grain stores to poison them
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 23:08 |
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this is still the best vr game and i am thinking of buying whatever the gently caress i need to play this http://store.steampowered.com/app/528550/Drunkn_Bar_Fight/ i cant watch any of hte videos without lolling alcohol makes you stronger and taller in this game
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 23:12 |
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Junkyard Poodle posted:I thought Castlevania was good and I don't watch anime can second this as someone who doesnt watch a lot of anime
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 23:24 |
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AMERICAS SHERIFF JOE ARE PIE O FREE TO MAGA!!!!!
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:19 |
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Sir Tonk posted:pls post jeff stream not much to see his car flipped over and the feed cut https://www.pscp.tv/w/1zqKVRbYXWWKB?q=hurricane
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:24 |
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jeff is jerking it now because he knows hes gonna die
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:25 |
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:so what's this about? is he gonna get sued to poo poo? lol is this true? im at half mast here just lie to me
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:28 |
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Presence posted:im cumming aim here!!!
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:40 |
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Agrajag posted:what vintage do you prefer your semen, sir? 120 psi
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:45 |
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Admiral Ray posted:loving what hes summing the government dude. he has opened the portal.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:48 |
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oh god no the hurricane is just rolling back and forth over him like hes a chienese pedestrian
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:50 |
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you hear of great polish businessman? he open car wash in a hurricane zone
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:52 |
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alternate stream link for everyone who needs it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqhwWRB_L0U&t=50s
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 02:55 |
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Agrajag posted:THIS poo poo IS loving LIT!!!!! same, but said as a cool substitute english teacher
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:11 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:someone with periscope ask jeff who his phone carrier is boost
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:17 |
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this reminds me ofw hen i briefly lived in florida and was stuck in a school during a cat 3 hurricane (i think?) and me and some other smokers were taking turns letting each other out for a smoke while the raine was blowing horizontally
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:21 |
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eonwe posted:hey im high and i cleaned my cache and cookies and now i dont know the link to the nitecrew stream http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:22 |
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just refresh when it cuts out ive had it happen like a dozen times now
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:23 |
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"Hello Jeff this is Steve from T-Mobile are you happy with your current service provider?"
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:25 |
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i wish hed brought kites or beach balls or something to toss out occassionally. or a balsa wood glider
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:29 |
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Business Gorillas posted:What's the title did trmp actually pardon Joe? yes
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:29 |
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"i have brought this paper towel tube which i have coated in wax paper to protect it from rain. i will now put it on my erect cock and give myself a windtunnel blowjob as i face into the wind"
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:30 |
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*miles away* poo poo! i just got splooge in my eye!
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:32 |
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god drat his ringtone is annoying
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:33 |
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jesus we are going to be deploying those blue sheds to afghnanistan forward operating bases as portable bunkers soon
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:36 |
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Ragequit posted:How is Jeff going to get weather high after this. a pittsburgh fentanyl cloud willd o the trick
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:50 |
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IM BROADCASTING LIVE FROM A TECHNICOLOR LAND FILLED WITH DWARVES, MY CAR SEEMS TO HAVE LANDED ON A DRAG QUEEN WITH RUBY SHOES
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 03:40 |