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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
TURNIP

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
No time to post, too busy scrubbing coal to get it nice and clean

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Who hurt you, Katrina Pierson?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
I can't believe how excited I am for the Hickenlooper campaign!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Zikan posted:

we've got outcomes, the best outcomes folks, boy there's some real dynamite ones that are gonna solve all of the problems. obama just let the troops sit around, and I mean how stupid is that!?

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/901145619686989825

I liked The Forever War back when it was still fiction

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Nichael posted:

what the gently caress causes that?

Well you see when a breeder focuses on maximizing just one attribute of the breed, in this case the archetypal "wall eyes" so common to the Huckabee breed,

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

#MAGA

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

so who is trump gonna blame when he fucks up the response? anxiously awaiting the long discussed reaction to dealing with a mess not of his own making

Obama, naturally

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
*Texas is devastated*

*Trump fucks up the response*

Wow this Javanka vacation is long overdue

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
So long, and thanks for all the piss

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Moochammer 40k

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

eonwe posted:

star citizen being bad doesn't do it for me anymore, I need our whole country to be bad and dumb

You can't always get what you want

But sometimes

You get what you need

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Nonsense posted:

TRUMP on vacation though

a common mistake to think this

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

FactsAreUseless posted:

Holy poo poo ladies and gentlemen, the hurricane just intercepted a North Korean missile! And... oh my GOD I can't believe what I'm seeing the hurricane has just thrown the missile to a friendly typhoon in the Pacific, and -- what's that? What's that? Every banned transgender member of the military just fused together into a massive ocean-going monster and they're using their transgender laser breath to destroy the double-hurricane that North Korea just summoned MY GOD

Let them fight

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
This is incredible, the Thoughts & Prayers have gathered around Jeff forming some sort of shield... he's... oh... o-oh my god he's levitating now and

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
don't stop

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
[Ken Burnsly] Things went faster now

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Admiral Ray posted:

what the gently caress is this even

It's going to stall for days and days

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Infrastructure Week

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

How's Jeff I had to go to work and I am frightened for him

He's... he's gone

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
HERE I AM

GORK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

eonwe posted:

i agree, lets remove our lenin statues

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Proud Christian Mom posted:

if we all can't come together over some chips, salsa and guacamole then we are truly lost

you should have clapped dot jpg

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

remember when Kanye was interviewed at trump tower after the election

lmao

"I just want to take a picture right now"

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/25/trump-gop-attacks-fallout-grows-242051

quote:

“If the goal is to accomplish absolutely nothing and fundamentally destroy the Republican Party from a national perspective, I wouldn’t change a thing,” said Josh Holmes, a former chief of staff and adviser to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

:bisonyes:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Serf posted:

agreed. looking forward to the new xpac. gonna enjoy it and destiny 2 at the same time

Teach me your ways. I want to play both of these and also continue playing MGS5 and it's just too much

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
I say to them... I pardon myself, if it helps.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Reality Winner posted:

Maybe youre thicc

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Pollyanna posted:

WHY THE gently caress ISN'T THIS BLOWING THE HELL UP

Full power to the Anti-Mattering Shield

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Won't you be

my litter

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
*takes a knee*

*sweeps the finals as zerg*

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Elephanthead posted:

Bowling is the only legitimate sport.

Try finding a bowling sex scandal.

You mean the time a guy threw balls down a greased lane?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Here's an actually interesting take that is well argued and I'm interested to see the thread's reaction.
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/902216637105008640
Money quote

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/902265144339718144

b-b-b-buhhhbuhbig boo-boo-b-b-b--boooo-buh-buh-buh

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Quotey posted:

political cartoonists itt, got ur one for this morning. do 2nd panel of this:



This but it's a tiny Trump inside Trump's brain with the levers labeled SLOTH and GREED

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Guy Goodbody posted:

Why would you freeze bread

Freezing half a loaf is actually an extremely pro tip if you're not going to eat the full thing within a few days.

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

fits my needs posted:

All Journalists



please don't doxx me

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