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a giant world-ending tornado has just taken me and my house thousands of feet up into the air, but my cable box is wireless so who gives a poo poo
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the tornado scene from Wizard of OZ is on tv right now and personally I find that more interesting than the actual real tornado i am flying around in right now
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Aug 26, 2017 19:09
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holding up my smartphone attached to a car antenna up in the air while a giant tornado throws me to Idaho. hoping for a lightning strike to get more charge so i can go back to playing clash of clans
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Aug 26, 2017 19:11
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sucked up by Hurricane Harvey and plummeting into thunderous clouds, but what I'm really on the edge of my seat about is how Steve Harvey reacts to some shmuck saying penis on my flying tv
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Aug 26, 2017 19:12
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Finally got that wind-swept hair-do I've been looking for
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Aug 26, 2017 20:51
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"heh. smell ya in the warp zone, suckers" I say to nobody in particular as I am violently flung into the air and torn to ribbons by the windy vortex
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Aug 26, 2017 21:30
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"This is how super heros are born" I confidently think to my self as I charge forward
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Aug 26, 2017 22:29
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Not gettin' out of this chair for nuthin.
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Aug 26, 2017 22:44
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FALSE SLACK
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this is how you review umbrellas which you would know if you were a successful youtube umbrella reviewer like myself which you are not
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Aug 26, 2017 23:06
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Was pretty scared until I saw that the tornado is full of guys trying to kill me with chainsaws.
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Aug 27, 2017 01:17
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- Putty
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The giant tornado I have been sucked in is spinning in the opposite direction of the blended smoothie I made, which has reversed it back into fruit. I would care but I wasn't gonna drink it anyway.
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Aug 27, 2017 01:58
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yes the whirlwind has sucked me up into its maelstrom but I am prepared with australian things, nicole kidman, cheap boomerang souvenirs, tawny frogmouth pix, fosters lager, shrimp on the barbie, flat whites, immortan joe, vegemite, men at work, quokkas, okay I think weve detwisted the twister, thank gently caress
ty nesamdoom!
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Aug 27, 2017 02:17
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Was pretty scared until I saw that the tornado is full of guys trying to kill me with chainsaws.
Oooh! A callback!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 27, 2017 03:30
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You shall not pass!
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i am in the tornado spinning, but i am also spinning myself, in the same direction. yes, I am using this tornado to travel into the far flung future. why, what do you do with tornados. no one was using this one
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Aug 27, 2017 15:00
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*calmly rolling up my sleeves as I begin to lift off the ground* "This morning commute is really starting to SUCK!"
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Aug 27, 2017 21:07
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I fee . . . . .
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 28, 2017 05:05
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#mood
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AS THE SHINGLES START FLYING AROUND ME I LOWER MY GOGGLES, PULLING THE LEATHER STRAPS TIGHT AGAINST MY IRREPRESSABLE GRIN. "Those cowards at the Steampunk Cafe called me mad." I holler to myself above the train-loud wind as I steady my Skysurfer, two surfboards connected with brass paint and watch gears. My period-loving-perfect aviator's costume, binding in the crotch like a motherfucker, flapped in the breeze. "Well who's mad now, bitch?"
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Sep 1, 2017 23:08
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I put a bunch of butter buckets in the path of the tornado
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