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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

when u make me the miner dwarf make a lady dwarf mine w/ me so we can become lovers and have kids who get kidnapped by goblins

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Venom Snake posted:

Dwarfs prioritize covering their feet over almost every other clothing item and will automatically try and retrieve discarded socks that are better than their current ones. A good pair of socks can make an otherwise totally naked dwarf not care about being naked :eng101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ssUHT5AqQ

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
dwarf me so i can die for nobles Adamantine profits

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


Dorf me, I want to wrestle unnatural horrors

WrightOfWay
Jul 24, 2010


Dorf me please.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


i am dwarf hear me drink

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
nobody salad tosses a dorf

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
WE HAVE OUR WORLDS! Iv finished generating a few (sorry I took a while! Anyone whose done this before can atest to how long world gen in DF takes)

http://www.strawpoll.me/13797541

VOTE! I'm hoping hard mode wins :3:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

dwarf me motherfucker

go hard

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Jazerus
May 24, 2011


also being a dwarf would be neat

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Unperson_47 posted:

I've heard about this game for years and still don't know jack poo poo how it works or what you do in it but that it can produce interesting stories. Dwarf me.

like rogues? roguelike!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Dwarf me good so I feel the need to start playing this terrible game again

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
as a half construct i feel properly you shd gnome me :colbert:

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
ready to dwarf

ready to succubus with goblin

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
voted elf pr0n

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
Dwarf me, i want an ax

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



business dwarfs

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Dwarf me motherfucker in the holy name of Bernie I

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Feldegast42 posted:

gently caress Bernie

woke kaczynski
Jan 23, 2015

How do you do, fellow antifa?



Fun Shoe
Dwarf pls

Clever Moniker
Oct 29, 2007




Taintrunner posted:

I vote we build a series of interconnected oil platforms on the sea for maximum defensibility, Boss!

I would love to be a dwarf, and concur. The world that The Boss envisioned will become reality, and it will make dwarfkind whole again.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Dwarf me, and if i become undead keep me locked up in a bedroom and feed me POWs via a chute. Bonus points for making me bookkeeper or some other nerdy poo poo.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Dwarf me up, binch.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I voted for maximum elves with the implication that you should also kill all of the elves

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

The surface world must be cleared for living space.

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
Dwarfitize me cap'n

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
You can add my name to the list!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Dwarf me

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Make me a dwarf please.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Please make me dwarf so that I may finally die.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Bert Roberge posted:

Make me a dwarf please.

why ask the op to do what genetics already did :thunk:

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

give me the position of yeodwarf tia

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Charging into a goblin's nest :black101:

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Dwarf me for the goblin wars :iit:

We def need a pet human named Alex J too.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

im in

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Some stats/info on our chosen world!





Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




dwarf me plz

or name a friendly weird monster after me

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Dwarf me if you please

man I wonder what caused the romantic/conflict fence schism

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