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that eight hundred foot tall spider may be in the process of demolishing the greater downtown area and spinning skyscrapers into cocoons but on the upside spiders are helpful bugs that feed on mosquitoes and other unwelcome pests
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there are some people that would consider having their city toppled by a massive fire-breathing robot dinosaur to be a catastrophic and major disruptive event in their lives, but as a seasoned professional I simply cannot let such things get in the way of doing what needs to be done *climbs way through rubble to reach the toilets which are somehow still intact and begins cleaning them*
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Aug 27, 2017 23:13
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Wait, you said the city is under attack by Godzilla and Godzooky? Okay... thanks for update I guess?
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Aug 27, 2017 23:32
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Wait, you said the city is under attack by Godzilla and Godzooky? Okay... thanks for update I guess?
No no i said it's under attack by Godzilla, and godzooookyyyy [whimsical music], get it right
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Aug 27, 2017 23:50
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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there are some people that would consider having their city toppled by a massive fire-breathing robot dinosaur to be a catastrophic and major disruptive event in their lives, but as a seasoned professional I simply cannot let such things get in the way of doing what needs to be done *climbs way through rubble to reach the toilets which are somehow still intact and begins cleaning them*
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Aug 27, 2017 23:53
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*driving down the highway while an asteroid-sized moth sprays death lasers from its dozens of eyes in every direction* "I just can't let myself be concerned about things like this right now. I'll never overcome my social anxiety if I keep making excuses to avoid going out and meeting new people"
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Aug 28, 2017 01:22
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Me, watching a gargantuan octopus level the city, after an already dull morning of being chased by a guy with a chainsaw and an afternoon of being carried across the county by a tornado: Ok, I guess we're doing this now.
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honey, you know how you were always disappointed that I couldn't satisfy your giantess fantasy? well, there's a giant lizard stomping around main street, and while I wouldn't exactly describe its titties as "bomb-rear end," its nipples are very prominent
 
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